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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 75: Fully Operational Battle Unit

I took in another deep breath and let it out. This whole thing was way more complicated than any relationship I'd ever been in.

Though I hadn't had a serious relationship in a long time. Goin...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 68: Emergency Protocol

When we materialized I didn’t see the familiar comforting confines of my lab all around me. I didn’t even see the cafe we’d teleported to last time.

“What the hell?”

“Emerge...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 74: Dishonor

I took a deep, gasping breath as I looked out over the city. Lights were twinkling both from buildings in the distance and the lines of aircars moving this way and that in a computerized dance that...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 73: Training or Torture?

"Okay," Pulastri said, slapping his hand against his side again. "I need to see what we have to work with."

He held a hand up parallel with his head, and suddenly the floor around us started ...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 67: Anger Mode

“Stupid fucking robot,” I hissed. “Stupid fucking amateur hour Dr. Lana throwing robots at me.”

I turned to Fialux. She was still lying on the ground with her eyes closed. Not good. I...

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Playing Catch Up

Hi all! Wanted to drop a quick update about Villains Don't Date Heroes. I'm a little behind on that because of a combination of working to get advance chapters ready for Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfrien...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 66: Heroic Rescue

I glared at Dr. Lana one final time. I was starting to think maybe she was going to be more of a challenger to the throne than I’d ever imagined, and I didn’t care for that.

Also? I didn...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 72: Dance Lessons

I tried to overcome the nerves that were threatening to twist my gut into a pretzel shape. I mean, my gut was already twisted into all kinds of pretzel shapes, but you know what I mean.

She c...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 71: Dinner and a Scheme

“This is a nice place," I said, looking up and around.

It was a massive bubble set in the side of her tower. One of several. I hadn’t seen it before, but I could spend an entire year goin...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 70: Planning

I looked at the conduit we were repairing today. Harath was still chuckling at the tale of the livisk warrior I beat the shit out of.

Meanwhile I looked at the repair of the day.

"You s...

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Tier updates

Hi everyone! You might've noticed I just made some updates to the tiers. Everyone gets more chapters! Yay!

Free members now get to read 5 chapters ahead of Royal Road/Patreon.

$5 member...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 69: Gathering Intel

"Hand me the polarity reverser," Harath said, holding a meaty hand out from under the transport ship he was currently working on. It wasn't quite as sexy as working on one of those fighter bombers,...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 68: Demolition Date Night

I moved to stand between Varis and this livisk asshole. Which had more amusement coming through the link.

"What in the name of the empress are you doing?" she asked, but it wasn't in a worrie...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 67: Challenger

The livisk male turned to look at me. His mouth turned up in a cruel smile. I know talking about the livisk it was easy to assume every smile was a cruel smile. But the smile this one was hitting m...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 66: Dinner and a Dogfight

I stared up at the bomber screaming down at us. It didn’t sound quite the same as the Stuka, but the effect was similar.

I started to shake. I looked to Varis. She smiled at me, radiating a...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 65: Explosive Date Night

I walked over to Varis and held my arms out. I wrapped them around her and pulled her into a hug, which had more tongues wagging as the livisk all around us realized what I was doing.

I wonde...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 64: Summoned

I stepped into the great glass elevator and took a deep breath. There’d been a touch and go moment where I worried Arvie was going to keep me captive in the VIP suite. A funny euphemism for a jai...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 63: Scheming

“Okay, so let's go over this one more time. I want to make sure I understand exactly the organization of the livisk military."

I couldn't help the tingling sensation that was suddenly runni...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 62: A Secret Place

I stopped in front of the door. It didn't open for me.

"Um, Arvie, we appear to be having a bit of a problem here."

I figured I should be polite. Always be polite to the computers. You ...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 61: Empress Calling

The rest of the week continued on in much the same way. We’d have a little bit of fun together in the evening and go to bed, and I’d wake up fully rested and ready to attack the world again. View Post

Villains Don't Date Heroes! 65: Showdown

I’m not sure what brought on this combination of bravado and irritation. I was annoyed with myself more than anything. This was a problem I’d created, after all.

I was the one who came to...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 64: Villainous Duel

Dr. Lana still had her beam weapon out and she was aiming it right at me. Apparently she’d decided if there was something that needed done? She was going to do it herself.

I sighed. This wa...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 60: Sparring

"We need to get you a wristband,"

"A what?" I asked.

She ducked and came at me, and I jumped at the last moment. The practice sword sailed under my feet, and I brought my own down and a...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 63: Bot Stomp

Okay. The robots were still in business. That meant I needed to take care of Fialux before I worried about anything else.

I didn’t want to risk any of them coming after her while I was dist...

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Poll: Developing the Link

Hi everyone! I'm getting into writing some chapters where I'm finally going to be delving into the mental link a little more. I have two versions of the link that I've been considering, and want to...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 59: End of Day

“Stay on target. Stay on target,” I said, moving in on a skyscraper I was told was part of a rival house that’d been giving Varis trouble over the past five years or so. Particularly in the l...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 62: Rescue

It was a damn good thing the robot was giant. That meant Fialux had plenty of time to fall. Plenty of time for me to swoop to the rescue. Assuming I could avoid that damned robot long enough to get...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 61: Disaster

“Do you have any suggestions for dealing with these things?” Fialux asked, zipping around the thing and trying to keep it occupied.

“I could always blast it with everything I have and t...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 58: Priorities

“How did you even know to add the material there?” the livisk asked.

I pulled the molecular laminator out and looked at it. It was difficult to describe, but there’d been an aura around...

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