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BONUS: Alien Girlfriend Deleted Scenes - 22: Dreams

Hello! This is a bonus scene I wanted to share with patrons! This is a "deleted scene" chapter that was originally going to be set in between Bill's evening with Rachel and John and the ship ge...

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BONUS: Alien Girlfriend Deleted Scenes - 21: Visitor

Hello! This is a bonus scene I wanted to share with patrons! This is a "deleted scene" chapter that was originally going to be set in between Bill's evening with Rachel and John and the ship ge...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 57: Mechanic

I took in a deep breath and let it out in an appreciative whistle as I approached the craft.

It looked too big to be a fighter. It also looked a little too sleek to be a landing craft or a dr...

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New tier: All the Chapters!

Hi all! There are some shakeups coming to the tiers in the next week or so, and it means more chapters for everyone at every tier level!

I've also added a new tier: All the Chapters at the $3...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 60: Hot Date

That flash and the accompanying sonic boom, a sound that had been terrifying to me once upon a time but was like a sweet symphony to my ears now, resolved into a blur that moved right through the m...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 59: Round One

I flew up and hit the robot with one hell of an uppercut. I made sure to put every extra ounce of power I could into that physical blow.

I was irritated enough that I felt like beating the sh...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 56: A New Day

I paused a little bit later at the exit to her chambers. Technically I had chambers of my own a level below. It was a short dedicated elevator ride to get up here and see her. But something told me...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 55: The Morning After

I woke up and smiled as I looked at the sumptuously appointed room all around me. And when I say it was sumptuously appointed, I mean it was really sumptuously appointed.

I'd heard of admiral...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 54: Homecoming

“I’m detecting multiple Imperial Enforcement craft converging on our location,” Arvie said.

“By the empress,” Varis spat out.

“I take it that’s not a good thing that we ha...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 58: Predictable

“CORVAC? That you?” I said, almost afraid that was him.

Almost hopeful that was him.

But no. There wasn’t that ancient Apple IIe green glow. These were nothing like the giant robo...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 53: Fancy Flying

A whisper in my mind. The thought pulsing to my brain before she could say anything.

“We have incoming," we both said at the same time.

We turned and glanced at each other. Just for a...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 57: Distractions

I put all the strength I could muster into one hell of a right hook that landed across her cheek.

And wouldn't you know it? She didn't even bother to use any sort of inertial dampening field ...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 52: Air to Air

“I want you to pull up everything you can tell me about that ship. I want to know what its capabilities are, if it has any tracking abilities. Anything like that."

"On it," Varis said.

<...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 56: Anti-Newtonian Flop

I growled and threw myself at her. I was going to show this woman why I was the best villain in the world. I was going to show her why…

Several things happened in rapid succession. Not all ...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 51: High Velocity Translation Errors

Varis looked up at the countermeasures display. It was a squiggly line that was getting less and less squiggly as missiles moved in closer.

At least they weren't trying to use fold munitions ...

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Poll: Which story are you here for?

I have two stories running right now, and I get the feeling the vast majority of engagement is for Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend. Just checking in with patrons as I get close to the end of the first...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 50: Property Rights

We stepped into the fighter. I looked around at the controls. I looked up to the green light that told me Arvie was still in here with us monitoring everything. Then I looked over to Varis, who loo...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 55: Trap

“What’s going on here is no longer your concern,” Dr. Lana said.

She squeezed her hand. I rolled my eyes. Really? She was still operating an old model that required her to use her hands...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 49: Words vs Deeds

I could take another step forward, but Varis was right there barring me from taking that step. It really was like there was an iron bar right in front of me, keeping me from being able to move forw...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 48: The Reclamation Mine

“That was fast," I said, looking at the mine in front of us.

There was a sign that had livisk script but again, I had no idea how to read the stuff. The sign, and the landing platform, were...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 54: Suspicion

I thought fast. I was good at thinking fast. Being able to think fast in a pinch was one of the skills that had helped me rise to the very top of the hero/villain ecosystem in a city where it was v...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 47: Flight Test

We flew out over the city, and I found myself letting out a laugh of my own as she did another barrel roll.

“That’s a neat trick!” I said.

“It is a neat trick!” she said, turn...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 46: The Need For Speed

I was like a kid in the proverbial candy store as I looked at the controls in front of me.

There were two control sticks that came out from the front. One for each of us. Though I noted they ...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 53: Going Down

The guy tried to surreptitiously glance in my direction. And by “my direction” I meant “down my shirt.”

I knew exactly what he was up to. Which I could’ve done without now that my s...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 45: The Fleet

The great glass elevator, I guess that's what this thing was being called in my head, continued to rise up through the city inside a city. The higher we went, the more spaced out things were gettin...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 44: The Grand Tour

"I can assure you, General, at no point was I going to give him access to any of the weapons in the tower."

“So you’re admitting there are weapons in the tower that could be turned agains...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 52: Social Engineering

I looked up and blinked a couple of times. A guy stared back at me with a goofy grin on his face. A goofy and… hopeful grin. Crap.

I could use this, but Selena wasn’t going to…

...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 43: Escape, From A Certain Point of View

Varis walked over to the wall. A door that’d clearly been hidden there opened. Though I got the feeling that was keyed to her since I’d been around this room again and again and it didn’t ope...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 42: The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything

I sat staring up at the ceiling. My breath was coming in ragged gasps. Sort of like the ragged gasps I had after the last couple of times we met each other in single combat.

Only this wasn't ...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 41: Breaking Tension

I lost track of exactly how long that kiss went on. I just knew it was a thorough kiss. I knew my hands started doing some exploring, and I knew that sparkling purple dress she wore gave me plenty ...

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