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Villains Don't Date Heroes 51: Sneaking

I kept my face carefully schooled to an impassive and slightly uninterested neutral. The last thing I wanted was to smile and give the many security cameras that were no doubt watching me right now...

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Varis in Today Is A Good Day to Dine

I like to play around with AI tools to generate art and came up with a couple of images that were inspired by Varis's outfit in chapter 40 of Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend. Now I'm sharing with you!...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 40: Dinner Interrupted

Varis stared at me for a long moment. Her hand tensed and then went loose a few times on the flatware she held. It didn’t quite look like the stuff we had on Earth, but it was pretty clear what i...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 39: Today Is A Good Day to Dine

I took a deep breath as I stared at the entrance to the dining room. At least I assumed it was the entrance to the dining room. I was staring at a couple of ridiculously ornate double doors that we...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 38: Getting Ready

I frowned as I stared at the outfit. I definitely didn’t see this thing here earlier. Where did that come from?

"Arvie."

"Yes, William."

My frown only deepened at that.

"W...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 37: Interstellar News

Harris shifted back and forth a couple of times. A tiny drop of sweat ran down one side of his face. I could see all of it in perfect detail because the screen I was looking at was truly massive. View Post

Villains Don't Date Heroes! 50: Infiltration

I hated sneaking around and using disguises. I was Night Terror. The greatest villain Starlight City had ever seen, which meant I was the greatest villain the world had ever seen.

Fialux said...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 49: Date Night

"I keep telling you, all I would need to do is show up outside the Applied Sciences Department, go into the lobby, start spinning around really fast, and drill down into things."

I stared at ...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 36: Entertainment

“You know. Calling me a bucket of bolts isn’t terribly nice. And that’s a gross understatement of exactly what goes into creating a Combat Intelligence in the Livisk Ascendancy.”

“T...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 35: New Digs

I held my breath and wondered if that would work. There were a lot of people who were still under the mistaken idea that hacking something meant a lot of typing really fast on a keyboard that beepe...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 48: Cockroach

Something slammed against my face. Stars danced in front of my eyes. Like those stars literally danced in front of my eyes as the shielding mechanism that was set up in the collar on my super suit ...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 34: Polite Awakening

Darkness surrounded me. That seemed wrong. I felt like I should be bathed in a warm light. Or should I be at my grandma’s house?

Attention human. Prepare to return to consciousness. View Post

How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 33: Inner Strength

I gritted my teeth. I wasn’t going to show weakness in front of the blue sparklies.

I looked up to the livisk. Her eyes danced with something that might’ve been amusement. It was hard to ...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 47: Accidental Death

I stared at the spot where the disassociated molecules that had been Dr. Lana up until a moment ago were still floating through the air. Still coming this way.

I could totally see it because ...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 46: Excessive Force

Blasts from the directed beam weapon flew this way and that, and I suddenly found myself in a situation where I was trying to get in front of those beam weapons rather than dodging them.

Thou...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 32: Medbay Meet Cute

Varis frowned. Wasn’t that her name? I tried to think of what she said her name was, but it was hard to hold onto everything that happened before I got into this med tube.

I wondered if som...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 31: Waking Up

Warmth. I was bathed in a glowing light that enveloped me and felt like everything was right in the world. Talk about a new feeling.

Or maybe it was a feeling that hadn’t hit me in a good l...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 30: Explosive Reunion

I'd heard the sound of a bulkhead rending and tearing all around me twice before. The first was when I was on a training mission in a training barge with a cargo hold full of heavy shit that was me...

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Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Original Cover

Hi all! Figured I'd share a little something this weekend. This is the original cover I did for Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend.

Sadly, this was deemed as too risqué for publication on Royal R...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 29: Trapped

"Why do I get the feeling that doesn't mean anything good for any of us in here?" Rachel asked, looking at the display in the holoblock.

"Is that a rhetorical question, or are you actually as...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 28: Today Is A Good Day to... Sleep?

"Okay, then," I said, frowning as I got a good look at what was going on all throughout the corridors of 72. "Maybe today isn't a good day to die."

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 45: She Is Risen

"Okay. So you defeated the scary robot that was blocking the entrance, and you managed to kill Dr. Lana, which I'm pretty sure is straight-up murder," Selena said.

"It wasn't straight-up murd...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 27: Boarders

"Attention all hands," I said in a shipwide broadcast. "Prepare for boarders. Repeat, prepare for boarders."

I paused for a moment and thought about that. I was getting a sense of deja vu, an...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 44: Odd Reception

The receptionist in the main office of the goddamn Applied Sciences Department looked up with the practiced disinterest of someone who was used to seeing people coming and going all day long. The s...

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Author Update: Writing Villains Don't Date Heroes! Again

So as of yesterday I started writing new material for Villains Don't Date Heroes! This is one of my most successful projects in my decade as an indie writer. It started out as a porn with a plot st...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 43: New Sheriff

The sun shone down on a bright day at the university. The sound of construction went on steadily off in the distance where the school was putting together some of the buildings CORVAC crushed on hi...

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Thank you to everyone who's joined me here!

I wanted to send out a quick thank you to everyone who's joined me here on Patreon. I started my professional writing journey eleven years ago publishing stories on Amazon. I've always made the vas...

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26: How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 26: Head Case

I took the measure of everyone, and they looked surprisingly like they were ready for combat.

Nobody is ever truly ready for combat. That was something I learned the hard way when I decided t...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 25: Mortally Wounded

I stared at the holodisplay for a long moment, and then I looked at all sorts of emergency notifications that suddenly came flooding into the CIC as the ship’s computer caught up with what we wer...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 24: Active and Engaging Dynamic Realtime Ship to Ship Experience

"Can you target where they're sending out those gravimetric waves?” I asked.

"Looks like it's coming from a hardened location deep inside their drive section which is heavily shielded and a...

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