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372 Pages We ll Never Get Back

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Bridget, is it your Jones's Diary?!

The Lair of the White Worm movie got some commenters talking about Hugh "I'm Huge" Grant and some of his other films, including Bridget Jones's Diary, which gives me an excuse to ...

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New books are on their way!

And what might it be?? We'll let you know soon enough!

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Bonus Episode - White Worm Movie Recap!

Let's try posting this again. We discussed the Lair of the White Worm movie, and attempted to answer these questions (and many more!):

-What the hell?

-Dampton, not Lambton?

-Will...

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White Worm Book Winners!

Dammit! We were going to announce these during the movie recap and just plain forgot. Well, here are the two winners of our copies of LOTWW:

Alena Harrold
Dedicatedprocrastin (that's what ...

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White Worm movie thoughts?

We're gonna discuss the White Worm movie tomorrow, if you have any thoughts or observations, send us a message or leave a comment!

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Anyone wanna chat

EDIT: Thank you to everyone who joined me! I have to get ready to catch my theoretical flight. If there is a further delay, I may log back on, much much angrier.

Hello everybody. I am in the ...

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An Epistolary Chrestomathy (White Worm Mailbag!)

Conor and I respond to the many emails you sent us with questions, concerns, and even clarifications and *gasp* elucidations! Among the items discussed:

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Worm Runner

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Episode 58 - China Worm Sunflower

Three hypnotizing attempts, two destroyed castles, and countless walnuts later, Lair of The White Worm comes to an end. Break out the medium-grade china and cream-jug, because this is one episode y...

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Meme Contest Winners!

So many good ones to choose from, but there can be only two winners. Was hard not to pick the Iyck dog or the Far Side Mercian Society one, but alas! Thanks to all who created and voted, if these a...

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Wait, what?

Deep into the book we get Lady A's mental state as she ponders her revenge on Caswell. For what, I've either forgotten or it's, surprise, unclear : 

"She [Lady Arabella] must lure him to...

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Evil Bird Kite Test Flight

Alright, alright, I saw the post, so I recruited my parents to help me test fly the evil bird kite. It did not stay up long enough to try to send it any notes, but I think it's easy to see how one ...

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Kite, Kite, Kite!

Where is it, Conor?!

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Episode 57 - Well Hung Doors

It's our third episode discussing Bram Stoker's "Lair of the White Worm". If you like coherent horror stories, we apologize. But as a consolation, may we offer you dozens of sentences with upwards ...

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Hoo boy...

Conor got a little excited after the baseball game late last night and now this is being delivered by 9PM tomorrow

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White Worm Meme Contest!

Time for a Meme contest! Post your best ones in the comments, and this time around, "Like" all your favorites! We'll give a judges award as well as a prize for whoever gets the most likes. Use anyt...

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Spoiler Alert! Chapter-ending Cliff Hanger!!

"But beyond such matters she did not try to go. The only comment she made was of strongly expressed surprise at her ladyship’s cheek in ignoring her own criminal acts, and her impudence in taking...

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Sir Nathaniel?!

"As he spoke, Sir Nathaniel’s mouth hardened and his eyebrows came down till they met."

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Episode 56 - For the Benefit of Evil Bird Kite

To say that LOTWW took an unexpected turn in this section would be a slap in the face to unexpected turns. While it appeared to be inching (worm pun) its way toward an exploration of the enormous h...

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Challenge!

Write a worse sentence:  "The next step of intellectual decline was to bring to bear on the main idea of the conscious identity of the kite all sorts of subjects which had imaginative force or...

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Bram says...

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Episode 55 - A Very Special Mongoose

Bram, (or is it pronounced Bram) Stoker's Dracula followup The Lair of the White Worm, is not very good. But there's a lot to discuss!

Adam Salton has willingly traveled halfway across the wo...

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Bonus Ep! The Live Show Recording Worked!

Recorded live at Sisyphus Brewing in Minneapolis on 9/18/19, it's a very special 372 Pages Live!

Conor & Mike turn the tables on themselves, reading bad writing from Conor's past. (Over t...

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Interview with famous man John Hodgman

A special 372 podcast with the author of Medallion Status!

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As Sir Rod Lord Viscount Stewart would say...

Tonight's the night. It's gonna be, well, all right.

https://www.sisyphusbrewing.com/p...

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Episode 54 - Book 9

We're on our ninth book! We now have enough bad books to field a baseball team or form our own personal Wu-Tang Clan of crappy literature. No reason to delay any further, hit play to find out what ...

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Soon...

I (Michael J Nelson) am back from my trip to Noregolia and then on to Gorzom where I found a local wench with a lithe, opaque nose. Got some plunder, too, long as I was there.

Anyway, Conor a...

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Bonus Episode - Interview with Lauren

It's Mike's turn to take a vacation, so I sat down to discuss bad books with my wife, Lauren. As luck would have it, we JUST took a long road trip and happened to listen to an audiobook that we bot...

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Episode 53 - Seven Days of Mystery, Drama, Excitement, Compassion, Horror, and Romance

We finally finish Charles E. Harris aka The Horny Grandpa's saga Trucking Through Time. Tension is high as we finally will get an answer to our big question: will the author handle things sloppily ...

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Wait, who's... he? And who's ... they?

"The Captain had told Collins on his way out not to repeat the conversation they had with Chad and Dale, but he was worried Collins would tell the General they were actually here to investigate the...

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