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Trucking Through Bridget's 372 Memories

As Conor is away at an undisclosed location and unable to 'cast, I thought it would be a good time to hear from one of the people affected by the production of this podcast; the one and only Bridge...

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Meme contest winners!

 After a week of memes, we have picked some winners! There were a ton of hilarious ones to choose from, so this was very difficult. We are also introducing a new system going forward, we will ...

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Show poster!

Hey, look at this! Lucas Antoniak, who designed the iconic Chuckette the Rig Cow, created a poster for our upcoming live sh...

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Episode 52 - Hold Onto Your Buckskins

We've got a jam-packed penultimate Trucking Through Time episode! Curvy wives! Horny grandpas! Easily accessible caches of cowboy hats! A surprising amount of discussion about James A. Garfield ass...

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A Short Story in the Style of C.E. Harris

Charles E. Harris went to talk to his editor but he didn't like what he saw so he took him to see them, the people who oversaw what he did, and he said that he wasn't so sure that what he did was u...

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Trucking Through Time meme contest!

Gaze upon this artfully crafted meme of Chad and Dale agreeing with each other. Can you do better? Almost certainly! Now that we've got 3/4 of Trucking Through Time behind us, it's time for a meme ...

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Episode 51 - Grandpa, No!

In between the General reading reports, Trucking Through Time manages to fit in some genuinely insane moments. Our heroes literally get to meet God, and it's the second craziest thing that happens....

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Call-In Show in MONO

Evidently the cool "Stereo" feature that the call-in show software provider made it exceedingly difficult to listen to on headphones for some of you. Here it is rendered in mono, which will hopeful...

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Call-In Show recording

Thanks to everyone who called in tonight! Was great to talk 64-Squares, Resident Evil novelizations, and put some voices to names. Here's the recording, sorry if we weren't able to take your call o...

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Call-In Show TONIGHT at 8PM Eastern

Alright, we just tested this call-in show system and we're good to go this evening! Here's how it will work. We'll go on air at 8PM Eastern time. You can call in to this number:  703-5...

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Call-in Show, Tomorrow at 8PM!

Alright, to celebrate hitting 400 supporters, we're going to try something new: our first ever call-in show (not pre-...

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400 Patrons!

Late on Friday afternoon, we finally hit the 400 supporter mark! We have an idea of something fun to do for you all to commemorate it, but while we work out the logistics of that, we just wanted to...

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Episode 50 - Arthur "Three Socks" Jackson

This week, Trucking Through Time gets a little.... sexy! If you thought groins were stirring and tightening in the mister, just wait til you see the effect Light Feather has on Chad! (He's not goin...

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Meet the new character in this week's reading!

Three Socks.

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Episode 49 - A Bad Day for the Home Team

Having trucked through time, our heroes Chad Hand and Dale Rhea (seriously) must now deal with the perils of life in the late 17th or early 18th century. This mainly involves taping things to stick...

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Alessia wakes up?

This moment from an upcoming RiffTrax title shows The Mister's rarely seen "one eye pops open" move in the wild. I'm stunned! 

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My beloved copy of The Mister prepares to ship...

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Episode 48 - Trucking Through Time

Load your cooler up with knickknacks, good buddy, we're in for a long haul! This is our first episode covering Charles E. Harris' "Trucking Through Time" and if the first two chapters are any indic...

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The "Lucky" The Mister recipients!

A hearty Zot-gratulations to the two names that got picked at random! Please email 372pages@gmail.com or send us a Patreon message with your shipping info and we will get you each one of our books!...

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Hmm....

Not to get all Zapruder on this, but is the biceps grab even possible? 

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The Mister's "Biceps Grab", explained!

From the South African Nazi-karate movie "Kill or Be Killed", the inspiration for Alesia's biceps grab on Maxim!

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First "Trucking Through Time" assignment!

Well, it's no secret: we're reading Trucking Through Time next. It's available on amazon, as well as other online stores (post in the comments if you got it somewhere else.)

Don't think we ne...

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Wait? We're Giving Them AWAY?!

See Conor's post below to enter the drawing to get our books... I guess... -- mjn

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Win our copies of The Mister!

Was about to throw this away but then thought we should probably find it a good home instead. So if you want to win Mike and my copies of The Mister, just leave a comment and we'll pick two winners...

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Episode 47 - So do Albanian cars have seatbelts or what?

As we wrap up our deep dive into EL James' "The Mister", we have a lot of questions. Well, one question really: What the hell?

But also: Why was absolutely nothing resolved? Why do Maxim and ...

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Which The Mister Character Are You?

The characters in The Mister are so rich and fully drawn we find that they reveal more about us than we care to admit.

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Unread FanFic

As mentioned on our newest episode, I didn't think any of the fanfic would fool Mike. This does NOT mean that it wasn't well written or funny! So I'm sharing it with you now. What do you think? Wou...

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Episode 46 - Bleriana's Bucket

This is now an all Bleriana, all the time podcast. Our favorite unseen character, who may or may not still be a sex slave when this book ends in fifty pages, makes another appearance, as Alessia fi...

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Episode 45 - Wherefore Art Thou, Bleriana?

Our second favorite trafficking victim does NOT show up in this section of The Mister, but other than that, it's jam packed. Anesthesia, post-trauma boning, and approximately 3/4 of a page of hones...

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Spotted in the Wild (w/bonus Huey Lewis reaction, attached)

Quite frankly this queen of air and, if the title is accurate, darkness seems far more intriguing. Zot! 

(By the way, do A.E. Houseman and T.H. White have anything to say about that titl...

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