Conor here! Got out of the woods after a weekend camping trip and beelined to the nearest brewery, Foley Brothers, in Brandon, VT. Foregoing the coffee, (even though it was probably more appropriat...
2019-06-09 21:31:15 +0000 UTC View PostHey Patreon supporters! First things first, we won't be recording til Monday - the breakneck pace at which Maxim and Alessia looked at each other near a piano in this section made us have to tread ...
2019-06-06 14:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I will admit: while I made fun of the Banoffee Pie enjoyed by our starcrossed lovers in the last episode, I was secretly thinking "Terrible name, but that actually doesn't sound that bad." So I dec...
2019-06-05 01:36:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis episode is nearly two hours long, despite the fact that if you cut out all the sex from these five chapters, all our characters did was buy shoes and play chess. Oh, and they saw a deer.
Once again, we received an abundance of great memes. Our first "Wicker Man, what's in the bag" usage. A...
2019-05-30 20:16:15 +0000 UTC View PostConor doesn't know about this yet, but next episode I'm throwing down this challenge: who's better at imitating The Mister in whatever this is: "Maxim closes his eyes, and a low hum of ...
2019-05-29 02:02:05 +0000 UTC View Post
And, hey, if you've never read any Mencken his "autobiographies"* are cracking good stuff, a great place to start.
*It's pretty clear that aside from the broad strokes he flat out made up mos...
2019-05-25 13:51:32 +0000 UTC View PostWARNING: This section of The Mister may contain the dumbest sentence we've ever covered on this show.
Join us in pastoral Cornwall, where Maxim and the entrancing Alessia, who's beauty, we're...
2019-05-23 18:44:32 +0000 UTC View Post"Tell me, where did you learn those moves you put on Collins?" The Captain asked. [sic!] "I haven't seen that kind of maneuvering before. He was in total shock when he finally got himself together....
2019-05-22 00:08:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, as promised, we're running a meme contest for The Mister. Hopefully we're far enough in to give you enough material to work with! Feel free to use material from this week's assignment.
... 2019-05-21 19:01:29 +0000 UTC View PostIn part two of our deep dive into The Mister, author EL James gives her audience exactly what they came for: Sex! Nobody actually having it, of course, but people are being trafficked for it in a c...
2019-05-16 19:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In our last episode I challenged those of you who were not so traumatized by the damage that buying The Mister had done to your Amazon algorithm to go and read it in a public setting. I would never...
2019-05-13 13:39:20 +0000 UTC View Post"Next time partner, use one of those freezer bags and just toss it out the window. It would save you a lot of trouble." Chad said laughing at him.
"Now, you tell me. I forgot we had them. Tha...
2019-05-11 22:02:37 +0000 UTC View Post
As promised, here is the picture of the Nylon Housecoat that I surprised Mike with at the end of the last episode. I think we're all thinking the same thing: what if this is also the same guy insid...
2019-05-09 13:54:42 +0000 UTC View PostWho's ready to get British and horny?? This is our first episode devoted to The Mister by EL James, and it's obviously unlike anything we've read on here before. We'll examine the author's cl...
2019-05-08 18:24:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Did anyone else have Twilight flashbacks every damn time our two leads start "interacting" with each other?
2019-05-06 13:34:50 +0000 UTC View PostTime to start our seventh book together! This one promises to be quite the journey. Don't want to ruin this surprise, so get listening!
2019-05-02 15:57:15 +0000 UTC View PostWe are back after a week in Nashville! While we were there, we figured that we would take advantage of the opportunity to record face to face. So we recorded a dynamic, hilarious, touching video ra...
2019-04-22 14:36:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Congrats to the two winners of our copies of Bob Honey! Please email 372pages@gmail.com with your contact info and we will send them out to you.
2019-04-12 14:27:10 +0000 UTC View Post
We're done with Bob Honey and the titular stuff he just does. Now's your chance to win these one of a kind editions that we've scrawled illegible notes in and signed (along with the author himself,...
2019-04-09 20:02:18 +0000 UTC View PostThank god this book was not 372 pages long. Neither of us could have handled that. Bob Honey was fortunately only 160, and even so, managed to have three different characters crap their pants...
2019-04-08 17:24:46 +0000 UTC View PostOur favorite unreliable narrator who is also a toilet salesman/mallet assassin is back to bring his book into the homestretch! We've got brand new onomatopoeias, lipstick smeared on teeth, and of c...
2019-04-01 16:24:26 +0000 UTC View PostHey Patreon, we're not recording again until Monday, but since I've been comparing Bob Honey to the terrible poem I wrote and performed recently, I decided to share it with everyone. May it enhance...
2019-03-29 19:11:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Truly excellent work on the Bob Honey memes everyone! Take a Maraschino Cherry out of petty cash. It wa...
2019-03-27 13:32:39 +0000 UTC View PostThe enigma that is Bob Honey continues to baffle and frustrate us. From offering guests a drink that no human has ever consumed (and they accept??), to possessing a secret preternatural scuba divin...
2019-03-22 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
As we approach the halfway mark of the book, we figured we should do another meme contest. Same rules as before! Submit as many as you like, our favorite gets $25!
Special consideration may b...
2019-03-20 16:55:56 +0000 UTC View Post
As mentioned in the latest podcast, Conor created a game to help you construct your own Sean Penn protagonist. Here's your own chance to play! If you write any adventures with your character, send ...
2019-03-15 19:02:29 +0000 UTC View PostSean Penn certainly has written a collective of words arranged into sentences! There's a lot to discuss in our first episode diving into Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff. There's the mysterious backstor...
2019-03-15 18:35:32 +0000 UTC View PostConor and I have been friends and colleagues now for longer than I think he would care to remember and I'm nearly positive that one of my many, many eccentricities that he pretends to put up with i...
2019-03-10 01:49:12 +0000 UTC View PostConor here, I am pleased to report that immediately following Mike and I recording yesterday, I opened my front door and TWO packages had arrived. One, obviously contained the book Bob Honey Who Ju...
2019-03-08 13:47:07 +0000 UTC View Post