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Episode 34 - A 160 Page Self-Own

Well, here is the new book we all get to read together! We apologize for nothing!! And hey, a bunch of listeners requested this one, so if you want someone to blame we will name names!

But in...

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A new book is on the way!

We'll have an announcement hopefully later this week, but until then, any guesses?

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Win our copies of 64-SQUARES winners announced!

Nice thumbnail selection youtube! Here is the drawing of the names of the Lucky (can we get a fact check on this? -ed) winners of our copies of 64-SQUARES. In theory this means you will now have TW...

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Win our 64-SQUARES books

We've wrapped up the saga of Titus Uno, etc, and it's time to find these books a permanent home. If you'd like to win our copies of the books, complete with notes, signature, maybe some of Mike's h...

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Bonus sketch - Sammy the Bull Gravano Confesses

We unearthed two different reenactments from the Dark Web for this episode but as it turned out, the reenactors, unbeknownst to each other, wrote eerily similar material. Rather than push the podca...

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Episode 33 - Checkmate

All good things must come to an end. On a completely unrelated note, this book also must come to an end.

And what an ending it is! After pages and pages of repeated text and detailed descript...

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Episode 32 - Ctrl-V, Repeat

Who is the Sheriff of 372 Pages?

Sorry, just trying out our new catchphrase. Nobody better be laughing!! We have an absolutely jam packed episode this week, because despite maybe 40% of this ...

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Let's crowdsource a 64-SQUARES org chart

If you've read the middle third of this book, one thing is clear: it's even worse than we thought. Perhaps a second thing is also clear: there is absolutely no way to keep track of all these people...

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Meme contest winner!

Well, you guys really set the bar high with this contest and it was very hard to pick a winner. We loved the Kindergarten Cop madness, all the variants of CPA, FCPA etc. It was very hard not to pic...

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Episode 31 - I, Titus Uno

Assemble your various financial certification acronyms and have Veronica Jackson clear your schedule, because we've got a doozy of an episode! So much to unpack here in our first discussion of The ...

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64-SQUARES meme contest

Alright, it seems like you all are just as excited as us about this new book. We're set to record (and hopefully release) the first 64-SQUARES episode on Friday. But I thought to lead up we would d...

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Episode 30 - Manifesto in Book Form

Well, we've found a new book to read together, and it certainly appears to be something special. More in the vein of "Eye of Argon", this is one that was never going to hit the best seller list. Bu...

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Did Goulart ghost write Netflix's "Altered Carbon"? I have no idea, but I'm positive he did!

The evidence:

  • Opens with the hero coming awake on a table after having been sprung by a mysterious benefactor from a suspended  animation ...

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We have a winner!

I loaded up all the names of people who commented on the TekWar post into a random name picker and let it do its thing. (learned this technique from a corgi IG account I follow)

Congrats to t...

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Who wants Conor's TekWar book?

Alright, having watched the movie, it's time to close the book (😎) on TekWar, and that means getting the book the hell out of my house. In the past we've auctioned them off, but now I'd like to ...

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Patreon Bonus: TekWar The Movie!

Well, we watched TekWar The Movie and it did not disappoint (unless you were hoping for a sweet Globo Nude Scene...)

It's extremely interesting to see what made the cut, what didn't and what ...

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TekWar The Movie

Well that's convenient, it looks like the entire Tekwar movie is on youtube. Bookmark it, we'll be watching it soon!

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Episode 29 - What The Hell Was That?

Well, the pace sure as hell was unrelenting, folks. We've reached the end of TekWar, and there both is and isn't a lot to talk about. Chest-high walls, disdainful robot pimps, the brief and wondrou...

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Episode 28 - Al's House of Lucite

If you'd told us way back in Episode 25 - Meetings About Sonny Hokori, if we'd still be having meetings about Sonny Hokori 150 pages later, we would have thrown the book across the room. And yet, h...

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Bonus Episode: Call Me Mad Dog

Hello everyone! Happy Day After Christmas! Hope that if you celebrated, your love ones got you the one gift on everyone's list: the final eight books in the Tekwar series.

We won't be back wi...

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Episode 27 - A Heavy Airquotes Simple Plan

Chapter 22 of Tekwar may be the second stupidest chapter we've read on this podcast. The first, of course, being the one in Armada where The Emissary just, you know, cures cancer and every other disea...

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Can You Beat the PlasQuiz?!

UPDATE!: Man, oh, man, "plasdome" confounded nearly everyone!

2ND UPDATE: It didn't make the quiz, but "Plascrate" is now a thing. Really. Chap. 25, I believe.

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This month's good cause

Hey patrons, just wanted to let you know that thanks to your generosity last month we were able to send a $280 donation to a great organization called CoachArt. (Corporate matching from Conor's wife's...

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Episode 26 - Located in the Exact Center of your Podcast App

Roll your cartoon wolf tongues back into your mouths, we've got a new episode! This week we finally get to meet the lusted after Beth Kittridge... Well, kind of...

Mike also coins a new, revolting p...

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Episode 25 - Meetings About Sonny Hokori

Look, we all love Sonny Hokori and Bennet Sands and Dr. Kittridge's insanely hot daughter. We love to hear Jake discuss those people in quirky alleys with people we've never met and probably will neve...

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Bonus! Calibrate Your Tastes

No new episode this week because we are too busy making Hot Cheeto encrusted Turkey for Thanksgiving, but what we do have is a brand new opportunity to calibrate your tastes with ours! Sure, you know ...

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Episode 24 - ¡El Pelo Hinchable!

To the inattentive and brainless layman* it might appear that not much happened during this stretch of TekWar. Mostly Jake aka Jonatha and Juanito aka The Android(???) just sat and talked to people ab...

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Donation

Hey folks! Conor here. Patreon just processed our payment for our first month (takes a little longer your first time.) Thru your generous support we cashed out $829. Thank you, thank you, thank you! View Post

Plasepisode Plastwenty Plasthree

Steeple your chrome fingers against your chrome nose and tell maw to cork it, here's our first Tekwar episode!

We've got a ton to cover here: the difference between Airvans and Skycabs. Coppery raci...

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Bonus Podcast: How the sausage is made!

When we recorded the TekWar intro episode, we tried out a new recording method. Long story short, it didn't seem satisfactory and we had to record it over. We thought we'd share it with you here, just...

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