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I've Got A Problem With: The Long Black Veil

Conor here. I'd like to talk about a song that has always bothered me, or rather a song protagonist that has always bothered me. Please listen to me rant for ten minutes about the beloved, oft-cove...

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A Nice Surprise

Returned from vacation to discover this in my mailbox. No matter what happens it'll make a great gift for one of the jackals - mjn

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280 Mysteries Ep 19 - The Case of the Wagon Master

It's like we've always said here at 372 Pages, it's about time someone took a real hard look at Wagon Masters! I don't trust them. Never have. And this Encyclopedia Brown mystery really pu...

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280 Mysteries Ep 18 - The Case of the Stolen Confederate Stamps

Mike and Conor almost wanted to recuse themselves from this particular Encyclopedia Brown mystery because they both have stolen a LOT of Confederate stamps. Like, a lot. The Feds,...

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The Paul Harvey Tapes have been located

Not really a sentence I could've imagined myself typing 24 hours ago, but my parents came through. Will have to get them digitized and see if there's any gold here! I had no memory that BOTH my sib...

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372 Pages - #165 - Bridge to Bat City - Ep 1 - Yucking the Yums

Ernest Cline, the founder of our feast here at 372 Pages, is back with another book, Bridge to Bat City. A day after its release, Conor and Mike review the first few chapters, take on some...

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Any takers?

Saw this yesterday in a Little Free Library in NW DC, near the Woodley Park metro. I believe this is the second time I've spotted a Digital Fortress in one of these, so I can only conclude it's the...

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280 Mysteries Ep 17 - The Case of the Hard Luck Boy

Obviously you're all thinking, "Donald Sobel wrote an Encyclopedia Brown Mystery about the 1993 Georgia Satellites song?! Weird. But very intriguing!" Sadly, no. This was written eight yea...

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Book 29 - Bridge to Bat City by Ernest Cline

What, you thought we WEREN'T going to read Ernest Cline's new Young Adult, or Middle Grade, or whatever novel? We're going back to the podcast's roots baby! All we know is the below image but if th...

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280 Mysteries Ep 16 - The Case of the Wounded Dog

Pigs are stolen. Gooses killed, gutted, de-feathered, roasted over spits and eaten by drifters. And, evidently, dogs are wounded. Idaville's an odd place.

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Kaileb's Dream Meme Winners!

A true never ending mixture of great memes. Though we likenessed many of them, only two could be winners. Which of which, we congratulate Art Vandelay and Brett P for their great entries. Check out...

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372 Pages - #164 - Kaileb's Dream - Ep 5 - Monchi

We end it. The book, that is. Not the world itself. That's up to the Demon Witches and Monchi. And the humans. And the mages. And Theo. And Jennifer. And Jasmine. And the girls. And the undead Egyp...

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280 Mysteries Ep 15 - The Case of the Missing Watch Goose

Watch goose* is a thing, everyone. Seriously. I don't like it anymore than you do, but it's a thing. Mike tries to crack the case.

*"Guard goose" would also be an accepted term.

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Kaileb's Dream meme contest

It's time to Meme The Dreamâ„¢! Post a link to your best KD memes in the comments, then come back and like your favorites to vote for them. We'll pick our favorite as well as the audience favorite ...

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372 Pages - #163 - Kaileb's Dream - Ep 4 - Justly

Look, yes, it's longer than a normal episode. But to answer your question we're less picky about the typos than we have been for the last three episodes!! 

There is in the middl...

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280 Mysteries Ep 14 - The Case of the Hungry Hitchhiker

For once, once, it's a hitchhiker that's hungry and not a damn hippo! Anyway, Conor throws Donald J. Sobel's mystery at Mike and Mike attempts to hit it out of the park. Does he s...

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372 Pages - #162 - Kaileb's Dream - Ep 3 - Miel

Hey, hey! Under three hours, a truly compact episode. But the creatures mentioned continue to get stranger and more macabre: Demons, Gryphons, Nryphons, the Balls (Fire and Sylvia), Clam W...

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Conor answers your questions

Wow, talking by yourself into a microphone for an hour straight. How do sports talk radio blowhards manage that day in and day out? What's that? They get paid quite well to spout off opinions they ...

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Friday Ask Me Anything!

Conor here. Mike and I were both out this week but I got back a day early and I need to make sure my Mic still works after travelling across the country and back. So why not rant into it alone!? View Post

372 Pages - #161 - Kaileb's Dream - Ep 2 - De Nada

Look, we can explain - there's just so much to cover! Every single sentence, every exchange, every plot advancement brings whole new galaxies of madness.

Included in the mighty lengt...

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372 Pages Bonus - Meet the Author - Bob Fingerman

Conor & Mike interview friend of the podcast and REAL LIFE author/illustrator who ACTUALLY EXISTS about his new career retrospective book "That's Some Business You're In" which is available for...

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372 Pages - #160 - Kaileb's Dream - Ep 1: A Beef Stew Amuse Bouche

Thus, an epic episode. The, longest, maybe, ever? (<----- just making sure your reading the book.......)

True and utter madness, like nothing we've ever read before on 372 Pages. Seriously...

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280 Mysteries Ep 13 - The Case of the Foot Warmers

Conor attempts once again to unravel the many strange threads of Donald J. Sobel.

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New Year, New Book!

Spoiler: frosting is discussed at some length. As are dreams, and if there's anything more exciting than hearing about someone else's dream, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT IS!!

If you don'...

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372 Bonus - The Elephant Story with Special Guest

Another really old story with my very old friend, Chris Busse. (with a bonus BONUS, the tale of Mike's acting scholarship!)

Again, this was recorded pre-video, so apologies, audio on...

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280 Mysteries Ep 12 - The Case of the Five Clues

Conor is back, attempting to make sense of the very strange world of Idaville.

Let's track his successes, put it into a percentage and compare it to Mike's!

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Killer Christmas Affair meme winners

Here are the two winners for our latest Meme Contest! Congrats to Chris P and Magister Sieran! Please email us at 372pages@gmail.com and we'll get you a prize!

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Killer Christmas Affair meme contest!

Getting the SENSE there might be some good ones this time! You know the drill, post your best KCA memes. Then come back and like your favorites. We'll send a prize to the one that gets the most lik...

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372 Pages - #158- Christmas Killer Affair - Ep 2

We end the year with absolutely blockbuster news. Seriously, a twist so shocking that no cozy writer could ever conceive of it. I won't spoil it, but we tackle the revelation at the very b...

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Announcing a Ban

Josh Flowers is a valued friend of the podcast and of RiffTrax, but we're sad to announce that based on this image he constructed of our Physical Sonic Challenges on the last episode, he is now ban...

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