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372 Pages We ll Never Get Back

372 Pages We ll Never Get Back

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Let's settle this

Lots of confusion in the episode we just posted about this, so let's put it to a poll: Is the narrator's (Darby) mother the same person as "Aunt Lucy"?

Here is the sentence: "Uncle Kidd never...

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372 Pages - #157- Christmas Killer Affair - Ep 1

Time to check in with Murphy, Carmen, Ophelia, Uncle Kidd, Marisol, Granddaddy, Aunt Lucy, Aunt Lindy, Darbie Grimes, Darbie Grimes' mother, three dead husbands killed in an unknown accident, Simon...

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Coziness in Two (or more) Images

Just trying to get all y'all cozy.

EDIT: I've added more cozy that isn't yogurt based. [mjn]

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372 Bonus - Dad Stories with My Friend Chris

The second of three talks with an old friend, this one about my dad (and his) because Conor seems to think my dad was a character. He was.

NOTE: I recorded these before we offered the video t...

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Cozy Book Announcement

In real time, Mike and Conor select their next book - and we guarantee it will be cozy! Select your hugest, fuzziest slippers (preferably cartoon-based), your giant cup of cocoa, we're tal...

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Teen Archaeologist meme contest winners!

Forgive us for the delay, but here are your winners for the Moepek Meme Contest! Congrats to Claire & RotoLando and thanks to everyone who submitted hilarious ...

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372 Pages - #155 - Teen Moepek - Ep 4

An absolutely epic end to an epic book. Let's list them off: giant gorillas, chimpanzees, giant ostriches, gigantic komodo-looking dragons, witch princesses in sheer linen gowns: it's obvious Larry...

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Bonus - Mike's Serial Killer Story Corroborated!

A 372 first: Mike is joined by an old friend who witnessed several of his most, ahem, dubious stories.

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280 Mysteries - Ep 11 - The Case of the Stolen Pigs

Two prize winning pigs have gone missing in Idaville, and our intrepid Boy Detective suspects a brand new gang. How many gangs are operating in Idaville and how do things manage to stay relatively ...

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280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back #10 - The Case the Bird Watcher

Sally is once again pounding Bugs' face into oblivion, Encyclopedia is still sucking in the gasoline fumes from his makeshift cash register, and people in Idaville are still doin' some cri...

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Teen Archaeologist meme contest!

It's time for our annbookual (<-definitely a real word) Meme Contest! Post a link to an image of your best Moepek memes. Then come back and vote for your favorites by liking them. We'll pick our...

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372 Pages - #154 - Teen Moepek - Ep 3

Incredible - truly incredible - Larry and Denise stuff in this section. The vast majority of this reading could have been submitted as Real or Fanfic and fooled Mike every time. And speaki...

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372 Pages - #153 - Teen Moepek - Ep 2

Like jumping into a waterfall and landing in a Nile River of madness, The Adventures of the Teen Archaeologists (Book 1) The Land of the Moepeks by Larry and Denise Ellis does not disappoi...

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Who is Charlie?!?

I never do this for a reading, as Conor and I, I'm sure, will discuss it at length and with the appropriate level of passion (we're recording tomorrow 10/23), but who is Charlie? ...

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280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back #9 - The Case of the Missing Penny

We're back to Idaville, the boy detective, Leroy Brown, replete with gangs of roving toughs, girls breaking boys jaws: you know, the usual stuff. But can Mike crack this very, very tough case?

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Bonus - Mike's Stephen King Trilogy Complete + Charles Kim!

The long promised third leg of Mike's Stephen King-like childhood is told here. As well as an amazing update on the career path of Super Constitution author Charles Kim.

Also, if you...

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372 Pages - #152 - Teen Moepek - Ep 1

(That's right, we ain't attempting to spell "archaeologist" every time.)

Yes, a long episode, but this book more than earns it. So much to talk about, so many Real or Fanfics, so man...

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We're through the looking glass here, people...

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372 Pages Ep 151 - The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists- Intro

To prepare for what we can only assume is an epic reading of Larry and Denise's The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists (Book 1) The...

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What were your favorite Antigua moments?

As we get ready to re-enter the Ellis-verse, we want to hear from YOU! What were your favorite moments from Antigua and the Antigua eps? What Ellis tropes do you hope get revisited in Teen Archaeol...

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280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back #8 - The Case of the Frightened Playboy

In the meantime, as we await what adventures, thrills, and misspelled octopus names L&D have in store for us, let's see if Mike can solve The Case of the Frightened Playboy!

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We have a winner!

Thank you to everyone who voted in our poll to pick Book 26! It was extremely close, but in the end, The Adventures of the Teen Archaeolo...

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Choose Our Next Book, Please!

Listen to your choices here (and enjoy stories of frozen moles and wasp stings), and give us your choice in the poll below.

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Book 26!

Vote for what book we should read next. Please listen to the above announcement ep before voting, it contains important information about the availability of one of the books.

Will it be:

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280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back #7 - The Case of Cupid's Arrow

Join us once again in Batshitcrazytown, USA, aka Idaville, where Encyclopedia Brown is attempting to solve a case that initially appears to be an attempted murder, but fortunately only ends up beat...

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Starlight Barking meme contest winners!

TONS of great memes this time around. Congrats to our two winners, Grignr and Harris!

Check out the entire gallery here. Th...

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Ep 150 – The Starlight Barking Ep 3 – Roly Poly Does Paris

The Bark Squad wraps up Dodie Smith's fever nightmare of a sequel in this final episode covering The Starlight Barking. Sirius the Dogstar visits, promising a lifetime of bliss in outer space. Unfo...

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Starlight Barking Meme Contest!

It's time for our traditional roughly 2/3rds of the way through a book Meme Contest! Upload your best memes/edits to an image host and paste the link as a comment. Then come back and vote for your ...

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Episode 149 - The Starlight Barking Ep 2 - Sleeping Devils

We learn a lot of new things in this episode: mostly Mike is terrible at Real or Fanfic! Seriously, all sorts of new rules about physis and metaphysics are explained, but they all boil dow...

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Classical Mini - Bartok

Look, Bartok; Plus side, he hated Nazis. Minus side; HIS MUSIC. 

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