280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back #6 - The Case of the Skunk Ape
Mike & Conor are traveling to Nashville next week to discuss Dalmatian Eugenics (and put on a little li...
2023-08-11 15:28:22 +0000 UTC View Post
372 Pages We ll Never Get Back posts
280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back #5 - The Case of Bugs Meany, Detective
Does Mike's percentage go up or down? Does Bugs' percentage go up or down? Does Sally kick the living **** out of anyone? You'll have to listen.
2023-08-03 21:26:32 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 148 - The Starlight Barking Ep 1: Dalmatians Be Whooshing
The first full episode of The Starlight Barking goes in, shall we say, some unexpected directions. Lots more talk of pure bloodlines and hastily assembled coups than we expected in the sequel t...
2023-07-27 17:48:43 +0000 UTC View Post280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back #4 - The Case of the Frightened Witness
Witness Intimidation is all the rage in Idaville, as Mike tries to solve the most insanely diabolical "mystery" the boy detective and your hosts have encountered so far. Sobol, you monster!
2023-07-20 12:42:38 +0000 UTC View PostEp 147 - Book 25 announcement!
Let's figure out what the TWENTY-FIFTH book we're going to read together will be, but first, Conor quizzes Mike on some direct to VHS Real or Fanfic.
Link to buy Book 25: 2023-07-14 15:00:41 +0000 UTC View Post
280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back #3 - The Case of the Balloon Man
WOW! Mentions of Garrett P. Serviss, the phrase "a lick and a promise", balloon clowns, kidnapping and Reverends. Also, find out if Mike improves on his .500 record of solving E. Brown mysteries. 2023-07-07 18:58:25 +0000 UTC View Post
80 for Brady is only the beginning!!!
An exciting announcement. Conor is away but I can't imagine he'll be anything but thrilled when he gets back!!
2023-07-04 04:53:48 +0000 UTC View Post80 for Brady Real or Fanfic
Yes, I watched it. I explain why. And how. And you have work to do. With the FanFic thing...
2023-07-02 19:10:41 +0000 UTC View Post280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back #2 - The Case of Merko's Grandson
Mike did pretty well in his first attempt to solve an Encyclopedia Brown mystery. But will he be able to match wits with Idaville's most famous boy detective and crack The Case of Merko's Grandson?...
2023-06-29 14:46:39 +0000 UTC View PostArtemis meme contest winners
As always, we got a ton of great memes, pretty much all of them were more clever than anything in the actual book. Lots of condom and gravity related topics, which would not have been a sentence we...
2023-06-26 16:50:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe 372 Pages Andy Rooney Game
As mentioned in the Artemis ep we just posted, and with all respect to the inventor, Joe Mande, loyal jackals Stephen & Kayla made Andy Rooney game images with the first and last sentence of ev...
2023-06-23 19:26:58 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages Ep 146 - Artemis - Ep 5
We finished Artemis! And we ranked Artemis as compares to all the other books covered in this podcast: you won't believe what happens next!!
And we're just going to...
2023-06-23 17:22:41 +0000 UTC View Post372 Mini - 280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back Ep 1 - The Case of the Glass of Ginger Ale
Conor reads to Mike a thrilling chapter of the classic 80s (well, 60s, I think) child detective anthology Encyclopedia Brown and challenges him to solve it! Will he? You'll have t...
2023-06-15 21:38:43 +0000 UTC View PostArtemis Meme Contest
Alright, let's see those Moon Memes people! Post a link to your best artemis meme, then come back and vote for your favorites by Liking them. We'll send a prize to the top vote getter as well as a ...
2023-06-12 14:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages Ep 145 - Artemis - Ep 4 - Dale and Bob and Loretta and Welding
The penultimate episode! Mike's final attempt at Real or Fanfic has to compete with those red-hot references to Emily Post! Listener's weigh in and there are Dumb Sentences of the Week...
2023-06-09 18:23:47 +0000 UTC View PostA Timely Antigua Mail Bag
A letter from a listener gives fresh insight into Denise and Larry.
2023-06-07 20:12:46 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages Ep 144 - Artemis - Ep 3 - Rudy Explained, Kinda!
In this episode:
- Spontaneous jackals bearing conspiracy theories
- Conor's appearance on Jeopardy? Premonition?
- Insanely difficult Real or Fanfic ... 2023-05-24 17:48:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Forrest Gump watch party audio
So last night we watched Forrest Gump with about 150 of you. Turns out that watching a movie in sync over the internet with a bunch of people around the world is still rather tricky, even for a web...
2023-05-17 13:52:13 +0000 UTC View PostForrest Gump watch party
Join us at 8PM on Scener for some old fashioned ASSIN AROUND.
Details in the post below this, but as a refresher you'll need:
1. a Scener account
2. install the chrome browser plu...
2023-05-16 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages Watches Gump
Well to be honest, we never thought it would happen but 1000 of you were determined to prove us wrong. So we're going to watch Forrest Gump (Mike for the FIRST time), tomorrow, Tuesday 5/16...
2023-05-15 14:33:53 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages Ep 143 - Artemis - Ep 2 - Sean Meets the Morals Brigade
There is nothing that could prepare you for the, ahem, choices Mr. Weir makes in these chapters so may as well dig in.
Though we will say Mike slightly improves his fortunes in Real or ...
2023-05-12 17:14:03 +0000 UTC View PostBonus - Artemis Mailbag!
You had thoughts about Artemis that we weren't able to fit into Episode 1, so lets read your letters.
2023-05-09 14:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostClassical Mini - Mike's Utter, Horrible Failure
I'm a huge fan of humiliation. I suspect you are, too. I know you'll love this.
2023-05-01 03:23:27 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages Ep 142 - Artemis - Ep 1
What if Garrett P. Serviss dictated a story to Ernest Cline? We think it would go a little something... like this.
NEXT ASSIGNMENT: Read through chapter 6.
2023-04-27 17:54:57 +0000 UTC View PostBonus! - Forrest Gump Watch Party Unlocked!
Aha - but that's not all! Conor's allergy's are discussed AS ARE the sock puppeting of an 18th century Italian composer. So, pretty much a home run, can't-miss ep.
2023-04-20 15:41:06 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode #141 - Book 24 (for real)
Alright, NOW it's time for Book 24! This one did very well in our Patreon poll a few years ago, so we're excited to finally tackle it. But first, Mike listens patiently while Conor rants about Goom...
2023-04-11 14:37:11 +0000 UTC View PostOn second thought...
Hey folks, Conor here. Some listeners called some stuff to our attention and Mike and I both think it's for the best if we don't cover Sky Fighters on the podcast. Don't think it would be good form...
2023-04-06 18:46:53 +0000 UTC View PostEp 140 - Mostly Homegirls Chips Discussion
EDIT: Turns out we're not going to cover this book. We'll pick another one in short time. Apologies, and thanks for bearing with us!
Let's start our 24th book! This one came from loyal jackal...
2023-04-05 16:26:28 +0000 UTC View PostEdison's Conquest of Mars- BONUS- Mail Bag
We didn't have enough time for JackalMail in our final Edison episode, so let's get everyone caught up to date on crazy pyramid theories, entomologists who need better taste in books, and MOST IMPO...
2023-03-27 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 139 - Edison's Conquest Ep 4 - Suddenly!
WOW! Really no words to describe the insane events in the final chapters of Edison's Conquest of Mars, but we can attempt to sum it up with one syllable; Tom.
No Real or...
2023-03-17 17:27:43 +0000 UTC View Post