Edison Meme Contest Winners!
Another round of fantastic memes! Thanks to everyone who submitted, and congrats to Josh M & TT. View the complete gallery here 2023-03-14 17:06:56 +0000 UTC View Post
372 Pages We ll Never Get Back posts
Bonus - Fire II - Ghost Fire
As promised, the sequel to Mike's story of the Great Garage Fire of His Youth.
2023-03-08 15:46:55 +0000 UTC View PostEdison Meme Contest!
Listen up, Sylvanus P, it's time for the Edison's Conquest of Mars meme contest! You know the drill: post a link to your best meme(s) in the comments. Then come back and vote for your favorites by ...
2023-03-03 14:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostThe Sylph Speaks!
Listener Jackson took the rare step to pre-um, actually us, and as promised in the last episode, here is his analysis of the German Linguist's interrogation of the Slender Sylph:
I, Jackson C...
2023-02-27 19:27:04 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 138 - Edison's Conquest Ep 3 - Zest and Interest!
Martians, space battles, disintegrators, heat rays, murdered crows -- the only thing missing from this story? Colonel Alonzo Jefferson Smith! Sylphan harp players! Compressed ...
2023-02-27 18:25:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe Little Things
Mike here: Conor and I will post a full episode very soon. Just a very quick story relating to the podcast: I adore the movie The Man in the Hat and was excited to show it to someone close...
2023-02-25 05:06:24 +0000 UTC View PostSpecial Bonus - Thrilling TRUE Tales - Mike Starts an Electrical Fire
Mike has been involved in no less than TWO devastating fires. This is the story of the first. [keywords "Whizzo the Clown" "Kevin Bacon" "Evan Willams" "Red Vines" "Stephen King" "Penny Candy"]
... 2023-02-17 17:39:14 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 137 - Edison's Conquest Ep 2 - Australian Mine Owners!
Come for the Thrilling Story of an Encounter that Nearly Ended the Great Expedition. Stay for Mike's Thrilling Performance in Real or Fanfic.
If you love the character of Tom. If you can't ge...
2023-02-10 18:31:58 +0000 UTC View PostCozy Groundhog Pitch
The title says it all: spurred on by a listener, both Conor and Mike give their best pitch for a cozy Groundhog Day mystery.
NOTE: Immediately after recording this we were made aware that Que...
2023-02-03 15:22:45 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 136 - Edison's Conquest Ep 1 - Serviss is Selling
Our first reading of Garrett P. Serviss' Edison's Conquest of Mars is a real cracker jack, a tip-top lally-cooler!
Truly, an enjoyable book if for nothing more than the action ...
2023-01-27 18:02:13 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode #135 - Book #23 announcement!
Shake off your weighted blanket and put down that spoon you're licking yogurt off the back of. It's no longer cozy season, dammit! It's time for Book 23 and we've got a listener recommendation that...
2023-01-11 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostSuper Constitution winners
Happy new year and congrats to our two winners! You now get to have a copy of Super Constitution in your home. Your 2023 may have already peaked.
Please email us at 372pages@gmail.com or send...
2023-01-04 15:37:39 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas River Meme Contest Winners
Another excellent, cozy batch of memes this time around. It was hard to pick winners, so we picked two, both which involved Daniel, and the audience voted the American Chopper as their favorite. 2022-12-23 16:03:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Cozy Mini - "Christmas in the Bayou" by Riley Blake
Mike took one for the team and read, ahem, CHRISTMAS IN THE BAYOU (MISS FORTUNE WORLD: LOUSIANA COZY CHRISTMAS). He...
2022-12-20 16:13:41 +0000 UTC View PostMurder in Christmas River meme contest
Let's see your best Christmas River memes! Post links to your images in the comments, then come back throughout the week to click the like button next to your favorites. Whoever gets the most votes...
2022-12-19 19:24:25 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 134 - Murder in Christmas River Ep. 3: Dehydrated Mummies
Our final reading of this cozy mystery answers the deep, impenetrable puzzle at the heart of the book: How many people will show up to a cheesy tourist village the night after a massive three-foot ...
2022-12-16 18:36:52 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 133 - Murder in Christmas River Ep. 2: Old Man Things to Talk About
After 16 chapters we finally get a mystery! Who killed the fancy-dressing Gingerbread House judge who flew into town from Arizona? Sure, it's a cliché as old as "The butler did it", but we're abou...
2022-12-02 18:29:12 +0000 UTC View PostCozy Mini - "Christmas Presents" by Riley Blake
We ran down dozens of other Cozy Christmas Mysteries on our Christmas River intro episode. Today we're going to discuss one of the most intriguing contenders that we didn't pick: 2022-11-23 19:48:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Amazon Recommends!
Ok, look, I think I'm barely rescued by the Dostoevsky! - (mjn)
2022-11-20 19:29:42 +0000 UTC View Post#132 Murder in Christmas River - Ep 1 - Drunk Daniel
Well, Conor and Mike are back in Cozyville where they tick off the cozy cliches:
- Sentient dog
- Drunk, unpleasant, misanthropic grandfather
- Horrible tourists
- Mo... 2022-11-16 18:59:41 +0000 UTC View Post
372 Mini - Helium Update
It's been almost one year to the day since Mike & I went public with our burgeoning Crypto Bro stat...
2022-11-11 19:47:30 +0000 UTC View PostHere it is!
Well, the new book arrived. And now I guess according to Mike I'm supposed to lick this yogurt off the back of a spoon while I read it? Oh well, I guess those are the rules...
EDIT from Mike:...
2022-11-02 17:50:10 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode #131 - Book No. 22(!) Announcement
Super Constitution behind them, Mike and Conor look toward a future of cabins that have beds with way too many pillows on them, you know, where you go to sleep and have to spend five minut...
2022-11-01 15:19:52 +0000 UTC View PostQuick Classical Mini - RIGS!
Includes the thrilling tale of Mike becoming a piano tuner. In other words, it's a can't-miss ep!
Exciting Addendum: I forgot this point: people with hearing loss tend to choose flawed playba...
2022-10-27 20:59:41 +0000 UTC View Post#130 - Super Constitution Ep 5 - Welcome Back, Troika!
To quote the perpetually stoned kid who sawed his finger off in my high school Shop Class and had it surgically re-attached, writing in my year book, "What a long, strange trip it's been!" Emphasis...
2022-10-14 17:09:30 +0000 UTC View PostAm I being Truman Showed?
I'm not a big believer in "signs" or "numerology" because I'm not a lunatic, but this was the closest I may get. I did a Triathlon on Saturday (first one ever, didn't die, would recommend), and the...
2022-10-10 14:18:32 +0000 UTC View PostMike & Conor try to solve the 372 Pages Crossword
Loyal Jackal Claire created a 372 themed crossword, and we decided to solve it together. Watch our effort, or give it a try yourself and see if you can beat our time! (you certainly can. and we onl...
2022-10-06 15:47:52 +0000 UTC View PostSuper Constitution meme contest winners!
Lots of great memes this time around, but as there are only two items of memorabilia from the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co, there can only be two winners. Congrats to LeRenardRoux & Heraclitus Akimbo! ...
2022-10-05 15:43:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe Anti-Ted Lasso?
Saw this at a bowling alley yesterday. If your kid ever comes back from Little League practice and it turns out Coach Pappy is in charge, it's time to take up soccer!! Let's just hope the team wasn...
2022-10-03 21:18:54 +0000 UTC View Post#129 - Super Constitution Ep 4 - Miss Sequoia, AOOOOgaaaa!
Well, we're one ep away from being done with Charles Kim's ̶i̶n̶s̶a̶n̶e̶, u̶n̶h̶i̶n̶g̶e̶d̶ m̶a̶n̶i̶f̶e̶s̶t̶o̶ novel and one thing is becoming clear: unless you hold mu...
2022-09-30 18:56:48 +0000 UTC View Post