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Super Constitution meme contest!

Time to post your best Super Constitution memes! Post a link to the images in the comments, then like your favorites to vote for them. We'll pick our favorite as well as a Jackal's Choice and send ...

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Super Constitution BONUS MAILBAG

Get yer mail read here

Here's the list to the Ranker page Taylor ...

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#128 - Super Constitution Ep 3 - Miss O'Hara's Smiling Body

We're deep into Super Constitution now and this is our chance to see how the sausage is made (HINT: it requires a killing ray). 

Another big question is answered as Mis...

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New Episode Coming 9/16 - It's Bananas

Believe me when I tell you that this is the most coherent paragraph I could find. 

We're in for a wild ride.

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372 Pages Goes to The Mall of America Bubba Gump Shrimp Company

Well, here it is. Our journey to Bubba Gump, documented and presented for your enjoyment. Thanks to Lauren for her camerawork, and to all of you for your support. Please send us to a better restaur...

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Patreon Bonus: YouTube Comment Game! (Better Name Needed)

It's all explained and then wrung dry in this bonus extra!

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#127 - Super Constitution Ep 2 - LONG MONOLOGUES!!

Well, after a rough start we’re back on track. Super Constitution was a little strange out of the gate but now it’s nothing more than a classic sci-fi nov-- haha, I can’t finish that...

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Uh... Everything OK Ron?

A listener tipped us off to the book "Heil Hibbler" by beloved early stage 372 co-author Ron Goulart. Turns out this one somehow got printings in several different languages and each iteration trie...

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Live Show Video

Unbeknownst to us, Jackal Mike was filming our Bryant Lake Bowl live show last month. Which makes us super glad we didn't go with the "all nude revue" type of show we were STRONGLY considering unti...

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Anthony, Sergeant O'Leary and Mike - Bonus Podcast!

No, this is not a full episode reviewing Super Constitution. Learn why and also get all the latest 372 Pages-related news -- and there's a ton of it!!

[Note: there's a weird...

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#126 - Super Constitution Ep 1 - Octopus Tentacles

Webster's defines "insane" as THIS BOOK!

Find out how a book titled SUPER CONSTITUTION is hornier than The Mister, Susan Fletcher, and a Moon People date at Red Lobster combined. We...

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An important footnote to the live show

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LIVE at Bryant Lake Bowl - 7/22/22

Thanks to everyone who came out to see us live in Minneapolis! Here's the audio of the show for everyone who couldn't make it. We discussed the Kazaam Novelization, another series by the author, re...

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#assinaround

Well, you made us do this. More details to come!

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Super Constitution / Live Show / Hot Dog Update!

The title tell you all you need to know. Well, except this: if you're wondering how or if you'll be able to get a copy of our upcoming book this should explain it.

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Great.

This is now what Amazon thinks I want.

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Book #21

The podcast is now officially old enough to legally drink, if you are going by the number of books we've covered and not episodes, which would probably be the more accurate way of doing it. But tha...

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Coming Soon!

And you won't want to miss this one! We'll keep you posted about when we're ready to announce. By all accounts, we're in for a treat...

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Guess the Movie! (without looking it up)

Here's the cast: Danny Trejo, Hal Linden (Tony Award, multiple Emmys), Barry Bostwick (Multiple Tonys, Drama Desk Awards, Golden Globes), Margaret Avery (NAACP Image Award View Post

Conor's Bad First Grade Books - "The Monster That Ate Chicago"

Well, after the thorough roasting Mike gave my adaptation of "King Kong", I had to take a long break to do some self-reflection. Do I really have any right to criticize others when I myself have on...

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July Live Show - Tickets On Sale Now!

If you're able to join us in Minneapolis for the 372/Ringheads Live double bill, tickets are on sale now! Hope to see you there!

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Shocking "Gump & Co" Bonus ep

Loyal Jackal Jesse informed Conor of some Gump & Co new SO SHOCKING, he had to break it to Mike in real time. Every gumpisode we've previously done is now cast an an all new light. Here's the i...

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372 Pages & Ringheads LIVE on July 22nd!

You read that right! Our first live show in three years will be in Minneapolis, at Bryant Lake Bowl on Friday July 22n...

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Episode 124 – Gump & Co Ep 5

Sorry Mr. King, but Gump & Co comes to an end in this episode. Console yourself by interviewing Freedom Williams of C&C Music Factory. But not until you've listened to this episode, because...

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Gump & Co Meme Contest Winners!

WOW we got a lot of good entries this time. Almost as many asses in these memes as there are in Gump & Co. Congrats to our audience pick, the car one (by Josh), and the judges' pick, the Hanks ...

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Bonus Elaine's Story!

Mike's recounts a meeting of minds at Elaine's AND a bonus meeting again years and a continent apart!

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Gump & co meme contest

It's time for some Gump memes everyone! If you've done this before, you know how it works. Post a link to an image in the comments, then take a look at what other people have posted and like your f...

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372 Pages #122 - Gump & Co Ep 4

We're past the halfway point in Gump & Co., and in this episode, so much Gump, so much Co., so much ass!! Seriously, could there be anymore ass in this b...

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Conor's Bad First Grade Books - "King Kong"

Hey, Mike here: I'm going to do a quick review of Conor's "draft copy" of his story "King Kong."

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Conor tries one of Forrest Gump's CokeCola recipes

Well, we hit our first supporter target, so I was contractually obligated to try one of Forrest's attempts at fixing New Coke. This is the one with "cloves, cream of tartar, root beer extract, meat...

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