Meet Belle. She’s a subly princess who always does what she’s told. She can handle the toughest suspensions for hours, all while fluttering her eyelashes and squirting. It’s true. She lives i...
2023-07-25 10:22:04 +0000 UTC View PostMy writing mentor didn’t teach me much about psychoanalytic criticism or Marxist theory. If you think a “poststructuralism” is a kind of fashion style, I’m not about to send you out to read...
2023-07-25 07:11:43 +0000 UTC View PostThere is a small group of you at this account, but without usernames, I don't know who you are or where your interests lie. It would be good if you could tell me a bit about yourself in the comment...
2023-07-24 10:07:53 +0000 UTC View PostThree years ago, a crazy hat-wearing retiree called Cheryl put a post up on my local noticeboard.
“Does anyone in Muizenberg play Scrabble?”
That’s all it took.
A few women ...
2023-07-22 06:16:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Yesterday a self-titled Sex Guru told me he’d had a much older girlfriend when he was but a lad who taught him to be the pro he is today. This has legitimately happened to every self-titled guru ...
2023-07-21 03:15:59 +0000 UTC View PostYou know this feeling. You've been here before—bent over the kitchen counter biting down at every strike of his cane. You can do this. You feel you might snap in half, but calling red feels like ...
2023-07-20 11:35:07 +0000 UTC View PostReaders are like CIA agents. They want to find information about your prose and poetry instead of having it handed to them on a silver platter. Clues that make readers draw information into their h...
2023-07-20 11:32:44 +0000 UTC View PostIf you ask your average dudebro, Fetlife is a terrible tool for getting laid. They’ll tell you it’s because 90% of the women on the site are fake profiles with pictures stolen from last year’...
2023-07-20 11:30:57 +0000 UTC View Post<Puts on David Attenborough voice> The living world is a spectacular marvel. Billions of individuals on this great stage we call “earth” are true pussy whisperers, dazzling in their cunni...
2023-07-20 11:29:59 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I had a conversation with a Fetlife stranger about consent. He had a nuanced understanding of kink ethics, so I labelled him “one of the good ones” and went on my way. Shortly after t...
2023-07-20 11:28:45 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I had a conversation with a Fetlife stranger about consent. He had a nuanced understanding of kink ethics, so I labelled him “one of the good ones” and went on my way. Shortly after t...
2023-07-14 09:32:45 +0000 UTC View Post