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September Monthly Prompt

I've been writing up new prompts for October. Sadako is one of them. All things spooky are welcome if you have something you'd want to see.

Wooing a Femme Fatale (Overwatch)<...

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ASoBaH Poll #8 Tiebreaker

Arya still has the shadows haunting her dreams. 1000 Patreonbux to anyone who figures out who's sending them. :V

Robb's would be more grounded. But it's also an opportunity for me to drop som...

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The Prophesized Hero of a Kingdom of Comically Evil Elves

The glare of the screen was a harsh mistress. It was three minutes to midnight and I still had maybe a third of the case briefing to write. And an early class tomorrow…

Same old, same old, ...

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ASoBaH Poll #8

The poll I mentioned earlier. We be returning to the north for one of the incoming PoVs.

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 40)

       Davos

Another storm had fallen upon them in the night, the sky above Dragonstone chased with thunder. He knelt in the sept as he pra...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 39)

       Solomon

The last time he cared to look into a mirror, he could hardly recognize the thing looking back at him. He had becom...

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Quick (ish) Update

It just hit me that it has kinda been radio silent on my end.

First things first, finishing up Solomon V right now. It might still drop late tonight, but most likely tomorrow. Solomo...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 38)

       Cersei

Her son sat the throne of the Kings of the Rock of old, a thing carved from a vein of gold that ran down the back of the cave...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 37)

       Brienne

The cheers from the stands drowned out the world as the third tilt between Ser Morwyn Peake and Ser Ryamar Belmore began. On...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 36)

       Asha

Volantis sprawled across the land like the fat wife of an old merchant one foot into his grave. No city she had ever lain her e...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 35)

       Jaime

He lounged on the grand barge of the Merling Queen, surrounded by beautiful women of every stripe. It was every boy’s dream,...

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August Monthly Prompt

I'm thinking of having two votes for October. One with the usual suspects and one with spooky-themed options. #givingyourselfmorework

Wooing a Femme Fatale (Overwatch)

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 34)

       Sansa

Having read the letter for a second time, she set it down on her bed, her thoughts troubled. While it read much the same as an...

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OBSOLETE (left for posterity)

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 33)

       Eddard

The winds blew colder tonight than they had in nearly ten years now. The long summer was waning. Winter is coming, and no...

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My Pokémon Life as an Eldritch Abomination 4

I tried to act the very picture of a delinquent as Lusamine’s eyes cut into me like two chips of (very green) ice. Which was to say I had my feet kicked up on the table all cocky-like.

Mean...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 32)

       Davos

Black Betha had been one of the first to return to Dragonstone, the storm having scattered the royal fleet across the...

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ASoBaH Poll #7

Alongside a Davos PoV showing Stannis's response to Renly's ratfuckery, we'll be tuning back into the Solomon show in Dorne. Take the wheel, chat.

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 31)

       Cersei

It was not the first time that she found her dreams taken by the familiar sight of the Stone Garden, scents of old wood and d...

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My Pokémon Life as an Eldritch Abomination 3.5

       Interlude: Crazy Hot

Her eyes moved quickly across the screen as she looked for anything interesting in today’s reports. Nothing. ...

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The Next Story Tiebreaker

I need to invest in cloning or AI. Then I could write all of these at the same time. :V

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 30)

       Jaime

His eyes had opened at the touch of the sun, the familiar scents of flowers and honey tickling his nose. Another clutched at h...

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Vote PSA

The vote's ending soon and we've got something of a tie. Figured I would poke peeps.

Struggles of a Pale Orc (Original) 13

Magic Murder School (Original) ...

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July Monthly Prompt

If we get a situation where My Pokémon Life as an Eldritch Abomination wins both this vote and the next story vote, I'll just write an extra chapter for it.

Wooing a Femme Fatale (Ov...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 29)

       Margaery

The sun caught on her garden as she worked, smothering every part of her with a gentle warmth. It had been queer at first t...

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The Next Story Poll Options

The other post is paywalled, so I figured I would do a non-paywalled version. I'll yeet this when the poll closes and make that one public.

Struggles of a Pale Orc (Original)...

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The Next Story Poll

Concurrent with the other announcement. The original ones first.

Struggles of a Pale Orc (Original)

A guy gets isekai'd into... yeah, that's an entire tribe of very lou...

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A Dreamer in a Dream Hiatus

I was hoping the issue would resolve itself, but all that's done is constantly push the update schedule back. The truth is it's been taking me two or even three times as long to write a Dreamer cha...

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My Pokémon Life as an Eldritch Abomination 3

Malie City felt like a slice of home. At least it did if I ignored all the Pokémon just hanging out or working alongside people.

The girls made for fun conversation also, but then a starving...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 28)

       Solomon

The locals oft liked to say that a woman's war was in the birthing bed, and that was true enough. Watching Cersei give birth...

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