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A Dreamer in a Dream (chapter 21)

There wasn’t any point commenting about how surreal this all was. That had been true since I first woke up on that fucking cart.

“I’d have given you shit if you did, Mi...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 27)

       The Old Lion

He leveled the letter on the lacquered table with another beleaguered glare. House Lannister had never been stronger th...

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June Monthly Prompt Tiebreaker

Only a two-way tie at least.

Bunny Troubles (My Hero Academia)

He and Usagiyama (or Mirko as she insisted on now) have had a tumultuous relationship throughout the ...

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A Dreamer in a Dream Recap (chapters 1-20)

I know some of the elements of the story haven't been the easiest to follow, my own additions to the already often contradictory mindfuck that is TES lore not making it any easier. And so, recap. O...

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A Dreamer in a Dream (chapter 20)

Windhelm continued the whole Lord of the Rings vibe that Whiterun had, just more Minas Tirith than Edoras, a sprawling thing of rock and stone that meshed with the mountain next to it. Though unlik...

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Another Quick PSA

Two things.

With Ned's recent PoV, I was a teeny bit unhappy with the end after the bit about Melisandre's vision. Ned should have commented on Bobby B just needing an excuse, and that's in n...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 26)

       Eddard

Green. Everything was green. Green and black. Ned could hear himself barking orders at his men as they tried to contain it, b...

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A Dreamer in a Dream (chapter 19)

We were back in the barn again, staring at the stars that weren’t stars. Or she was, at least. I couldn’t stop looking at the ring on her finger.

It felt real in a way nothing had so far....

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 25)

       Jaime

Their first sight of Braavos was not the city itself, but the Titan that guarded the entrance to the lagoon that cradled it. View Post

A Dreamer in a Dream (chapter 18)

YSMIR, DRAGON OF THE NORTH! II

Skadi drank in the scene before her with a quirk to her lips. Eir was still eyeing him grumpily, aye, but he had won her parents over. Not that...

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Quick PSA

Things have been slowly returning to normal with the move done and so I wanted to go through the Skyrim Patreon chapters to see if anything was lacking. I ended up expanding on the threesome some i...

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June Monthly Prompt

Summer is upon us. The heat has inspired me to offer a Mirko thang.

Wooing a Femme Fatale (Overwatch)

He had been surprised when middle management asked him to sign...

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My Pokémon Life as an Eldritch Abomination 2

There I was, paddling my ass through the waters of Pokémon Hawaii, when it kinda just hit me. I could go anywhere. Kanto. Sinnoh. Even Unova on the other side of the world..

But there was a ...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 24)

       The Foster Father

Even the nights in Volantis were hot and heavy, he had found. The strong stench of fish and boiled milk did not he...

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A Dreamer in a Dream (chapter 17)

Really, what did I expect? After my bender across Oblivion, there probably wasn’t a solitary Daedric Prince that wasn’t aware of me now. So I sighed and dropped the shit-eating grin in favor of...

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ASoBaH Poll #6

While I feel like half a cripple after moving everything into the new apartment, I am happy to announce that the pain has given me an idea! We'll be at the 100k words mark soon, so not a bad time f...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 23)

       The Blooming Flower

Naella hoped that with the sorcerer’s departure that all would return to normal in King’s Landing and she co...

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A Dreamer in a Dream (chapter 16)

Despite being the one to strongarm me into meeting her parents, Skadi still took her sweet time leaving Whiterun behind. Or more accurately, the Skyforge.

Something about going home had lit a...

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May Monthly Prompt (Secondary)

With a continuation to My Pokémon Life as an Eldritch Abomination heavily leading the vote, I figured I'd just close it a few days earlier to give more time for the secondary vote.

I can bas...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 22)

       The Wild Child

She grinned as she beat the shadowed figure back across the godswood, steel clashing against steel.

It was alwa...

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A Dreamer in a Dream (chapter 15)

       AE ALDMERIS I

Reia bit down an exasperated sigh as yet another Nord attempted to engage her in conversation. No, this one was a Bret...

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ASoBaH Poll #5

It is time for a return to Winterfell. There's a few PoVs I can work with here.

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 21)

       Asha

She had grown rather fond of Dorne this past moon. It wasn’t Lys with its beaches of purest white sand and water like glass, ...

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A Dreamer in a Dream (chapter 14)

As the light show came to an end and Skadi digested Murmulnir’s soul, her surprise turned into something… well, something very intimate. And I would know.

Who knew dragon souls d...

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May Monthly Prompt

The flowers are blooming.

Wooing a Femme Fatale (Overwatch)

He had been surprised when middle management asked him to sign on a mission with Widowmaker. As far as h...

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My Pokémon Life as an Eldritch Abomination

There’s nothing quite like waking up one day only to fall into a hole in the floor. It wasn’t even a hole that led to somewhere sensible like the room below me, nah, it sent me zooming through ...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 20)

       Solomon

He sighed as Cersei raked her nails sharply across his back again, drawing more of his blood. Out of all the women he’s ha...

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A Dreamer in a Dream (chapter 13)

Everything came to a halt as I found myself hearing someone's voice through all the static, my thoughts being pulled three different ways like dough or rubber. I desperately tried to focus on their...

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Free Members PSA

So, apparently NSFW posts have to be paywalled. Or in legalese "should reside behind the subscription wall to be accessible only by the creator's fan community of paid members" and so on. Very unba...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 19)

       Eddard

Ever since he had arrived in this accursed city, it seemed intent on greeting him with some fresh disaster on every morrow. T...

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