[Editor's Note: I promise, the freaky-deeky mask will make sense by the end of this essay. If it's simply silly, which is my intent, I hope it gives you a chuckle. If, however, it's giving you....
2021-10-29 21:29:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, Jacqueline. But her friends call her Jackie. She’s 24 years old, and lives just outside of Tampa, Florida. The year is 2031, by the way.
A pretty normal gal, actually, our Jacki...
2021-10-28 05:22:24 +0000 UTC View Post
There's your chips, play them as you like; smoke 'em if you got 'em; roll dem bones, do what you can with what you got; in-for-a-penny-in-for-a-pound, all that lovely stuff.
I know, I know. Y...
2021-10-17 05:03:23 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the picture I was planning on posting. It had just been taken, the sun was bright in my eyes, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us. It was a heavenly day in a wonderful pla...
2021-10-01 07:06:25 +0000 UTC View Post
At that blippy point in life
when you’re tipsy enough in the day
that the big, big sky
is still as blue as a peacock’s fart,
and the eyeball floaters,
that you ...
2021-10-01 00:50:48 +0000 UTC View Post
(Good God, what a lovely piece from @AldoInHeaven. I think the conversation included: “The lines are just gorgeous, the sweeping shapes, there’s an almost frenetic energy to it but it’s s...
2021-10-01 00:31:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, Haiii.
My two favorite movies, unironically, are “Casablanca,” and “The Room.” (The latter is on in the background, right now, as I’m writing this.)
I think it was the fi...
2021-09-14 13:35:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, long-time Patreon people! Remember, how like, a couple of years ago, I was on this huge ham kick? That’s the thing about Spain, man. These guys know their fucking ham.
It’s one of th...
2021-09-11 23:20:56 +0000 UTC View Post
That’s how many steps they say there are, but once you break about 150, you tend to lose count. And the last thing you want to do is start over, so you just take their word for it.
I actua...
2021-09-08 03:06:09 +0000 UTC View Post
After a not-inconsiderable amount of cajoling, something rarer than a Sasquatch in a G-string: a smiley pic.
If you’ve been around for a while, you’ll know that my tastes tend to veer to...
2021-09-07 05:27:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The streets are pretty quiet here anyway, in this cute old city. Yeah, the tourists flood during the daytime. Can’t go to the grocery without someone on a loudspeaker talking through about how Ca...
2021-09-04 04:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Or loooose yoooou... to a summer love...
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Hope not. I’ve been on what the Enlightened call a Sabbatical (notice...
2021-09-01 05:09:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Rest In Peace, haircut that I’ve had since literally my Late 20s.
After all the years I’ve spent living in Europe, one must remember that I was, in fact, in the middle of nowhere. And a b...
2021-08-30 03:30:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Mars and Venus (a little in-joke for Astrid there — she'll probably correct me on my subpar knowledge of astrology). Anyway, the difference between gents and dames, guys and dolls. Yeah, in short...
2021-08-26 04:44:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Life keeps getting in the way. And I’ve got a bit to catch y’all up on, believe me, I know...
Suffice it to say, this has been a good night. The right mix of substances. A little rebelli...
2021-08-25 06:52:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve been working with Aldo. @aldoinheaven on IG. Here, to check him out on the Patreon. Nicest guy. Bright palette, a ...
2021-08-24 04:47:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Idealized? Yeah. But I love it. Makes me look more graceful. Thanks to @mt.kaonashi (you can visit him on IG)— he’a responsible for this lovely work, and to him I say, Thank You.
2021-08-24 04:15:07 +0000 UTC
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To follow up on the Instagram post… This sketch from @deuterusdeus on IG. Uncropped, because it’s friendlier here for nipples and the like. Good to keep it around for posterity, right? Anyway, ...
2021-08-23 22:41:20 +0000 UTC View Post
(Yeah, I'm a bit of a space geek. I know the billionaires are shitty with their dick rockets, but I'm actually super thrilled about the day in the not-too-distant future when humans set foot on...
2021-08-23 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Just sharing a moment of appreciation to you, dear subscriber. I was going through some ollllld comments from back in the day. The so-many day mark of not posting anything, and figuring out that it...
2021-08-11 04:18:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a late afternoon journal pondering, concluding at the same time as the beer did. Kismet. Apologies in advance for my wahmp-wahmp cursive.
Hoy, y mañana, y siempre...
2021-08-07 19:20:01 +0000 UTC
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"...in La Mancha, in a place whose name I do not care to remember, a gentleman lived not long ago, one of those who has a lance and ancient shield on a shelf and keeps a skinny nag and a greyhound ...
2021-08-03 22:15:32 +0000 UTC View Post
“These gyozas are kinda like a vagina. A complex flavor that’s unexpectedly salty with marine overtures, a little scary, but wonderfully entertaining to eat, overall.” — Heather, munching o...
2021-07-23 19:14:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone gets everything they want. I wanted an adventure; for my sins, they gave me one.
I can't remember the year, exactly. It was when I was about 10, so it was sometime in that G...
2021-07-22 15:29:10 +0000 UTC View Post
When you get to be a certain age that some would describe as old-ish, there are certain privileges that come along with it. At some point, you kinda realize that you can serve as a sage voice of wi...
2021-07-19 17:07:09 +0000 UTC View Post
First impression: I just found my new favorite food.
Essentially, it’s a combination of dill pickles and olives. Olives are wonderful. Especially when you don’t have to deal with those fu...
2021-07-18 12:16:11 +0000 UTC View Post
For dinner tonight. Bacon and eggs are upstairs already, and the rest of my carbonara is on point.
Molto. Mutherfuckin’. Bene.
2021-07-15 20:06:16 +0000 UTC View Post
So, it turns out that SOMEONE, despite all her mystical wisdom and insight into the universe, has just as much of a 13-year-old’s brain as I do. Thanks, Astrid, for introducing me to an old stand...
2021-07-14 17:14:21 +0000 UTC View Post
A little duo of questions that I hear from time to time. The first is one I've spent my fair share of time considering myself, especially during those instances when my bank account is a little les...
2021-07-14 13:18:50 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you meet someone new?
If you’re like me, a somewhat-insular, hermit-minded gal with no shortage of filters, defense mechanisms, and a (well-earned) capacity for (non-cynical) mistrus...
2021-07-12 18:22:24 +0000 UTC View Post