(The latest in the "Letters from Heather" series, loosely based on a true story. Take my word for it, fellas — if you're a denizen of the modern age, and happen to have all of your precious i...
2021-07-12 14:14:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t know about you guys. But when I live somewhere for a while, I get attached to it, warts and all.
Like, changing apartments. There’s that last few hours, when all of your shit is p...
2021-06-30 17:24:57 +0000 UTC View Post
"Trademark Rule 2.72, 37 C.F.R §2.72 establishes the basis for what constitutes material alteration. This rule was established in the 1983 case of Visa International Service Association v. Life-Co...
2021-06-29 18:32:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Shit, dude. "Unruly" would be an understatement. I will admit that, before recording this, I jotted out a quick bullet point list of top-of-the-head occurrences that are pretty commonplace for me, ...
2021-06-29 18:05:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Truly, one of the more eerie and mysterious ways to rouse yourself with the dawn. That being said, I do tend to sleep pretty late most days, much to the chagrin of my circadian rhythm.
But a...
2021-06-04 21:19:48 +0000 UTC View Post
You know, it occurs to me that I haven’t really talked about Astrid yet.
Not sure if you’ve been keeping tabs on Instagram, but there were a few times where we hung out, and just did some...
2021-05-26 16:55:47 +0000 UTC View Post
This is my standard outfit for going out to bars. Remember? Jeans and tee shirts for the win, and a standard-issue button-down gives me the brand of casual that you could only find in a... '90s Sea...
2021-05-25 20:17:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to know a fun fact about me? I never got into The Wire. Remember, that four-season super-complex, well-constructed think series that was a part of that first big post-Sopranos wave of...
2021-05-25 19:21:55 +0000 UTC View Post
...standing in line at the deli, and this is the point of view from some bloke sitting at a cramped table during the lunch rush, noshing on a pastrami on rye.
Do you know what I miss the most...
2021-05-24 21:13:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Body positivity alert! Since that’s one of the things that I guess I’m all about (or at least people have told me that I am), I might as well spread it around, and practice what I preach.
Searching for a lighter. I had, like, four here, but I can’t find one.
Brushed the top of Natalia. Bunch of weird l… apparently, I’ve absentmindedly stuck, like, three lighters in my br...
2021-05-21 22:30:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The key to a good pizza dough is fermentation, at least for a day. Let all the bacteria eat up the starches, create lactic acid and CO2, and break down the gluten chains.
Fun fact. I’m glut...
2021-05-21 21:58:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Merely making pizza, when Olga strikes my jar of pizza sauce. I attempt to recover; Natalia knocks over a bottle of wine (still some left in it too, by gum!), toward the floor. I catch the bottle o...
2021-05-21 20:58:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Pretty self-explanatory. But, the short answer is "yep." The long answer is as immersive as I could be with a couple of glasses of wine already in my system.
I guess people ask this one...
2021-05-20 23:31:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Normally, I would say a little something here, but I think all the details made it into the video.
I think the first time I saw something like this was on some YouTube clip a friend sent me a...
2021-05-20 15:16:26 +0000 UTC View Post
(I’m really loving how this one came out. What I love about this whole series, is that all these pieces, especially at the larger sizes, have this sense of respect for the format. Like, it’...
2021-05-18 21:27:03 +0000 UTC View Post
“Oh, he’s totally cool,” or “Yeah, he’s a great guy...” Those only carry so much traction. But in this case, with the radar I’ve developed, I can kinda sniff out the weirdos.
An...
2021-05-03 21:28:18 +0000 UTC View Post
A little pairing of tracks. The first, I can't really blame anyone for — I would assume the same thing if I met me.
The second... I'm no Adele. And I haven't put a lot...
2021-04-30 16:22:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Another vignette about an alternate reality Heather whose boobs never stopped growing. Etherial artwork done by the amazing @AldoinHeaven [Twitter & IG].
This piece just kind of flows. Wh...
2021-04-28 00:12:19 +0000 UTC View Post
(Making this available to the “Heather’s Life” tier; if you’re interested in more from this series, and other pieces of fiction, check out the next tier up!)
Another vignette...
2021-04-24 09:55:38 +0000 UTC View Post
(Note: It gives me a warning if I try to use the word p*rn? Which I can understand. This post is in no way p*rnographic, nor does it link to anything like that, but Patreon is cool, so why bug ...
2021-04-23 20:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Ha. Yeah. This one. I mean, you can probably guess, right?
It's ok. I try my best to explain. I'm still just a little curious as to what folks expect when they actually just come out an...
2021-04-14 17:39:37 +0000 UTC View Post
(The next in a series of vignettes about alternate reality Heather, whose boobs never stopped growing. Illustration by the fabulous @aldoinheaven [on Twitter and Insta].)
I think I definitely...
2021-04-11 05:15:39 +0000 UTC View Post
My first foray into the wilds of this whole recording thing. It's fun! That being said, I'm still learning the ropes, especially when it comes to the editing part . I can rock AP style like I'm rin...
2021-04-09 16:55:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The next vignette about an alternate reality Heather whose boobs never stopped growing. Artwork done by the amazing @AldoinHeaven...
2021-04-02 17:39:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Another vignette about an alternate reality Heather whose boobs never stopped growing. Artwork done by a good friend, the amazing @victormarquez_pinup_art on Instagram, as a sweet, spur-of-the-mome...
2021-03-30 18:06:24 +0000 UTC View Post
(The first in a new series of vignettes about an alternate reality Heather whose boobs never stopped growing. Artwork done by the amazing 2021-03-23 00:36:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m not a service member, so I’m not exactly sure how I might be able to get my hands on one of these (top image from Google). And I know this is the last thing most people te...
2021-03-15 14:03:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Recently, a rather busty friend of mine on Instagram told me about this woman she was working with on a custom bralette. She was stoked, because, like me, she’s never owned a brawl it. But this w...
2021-03-12 21:38:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Like, have you listened to them?
I know,
Dancing Queen,
Waterloo,
Does Your Mother Know...
I was born in 1984, and it wasn’t until the early 2000s that I told a ...
2021-03-11 22:31:51 +0000 UTC View Post