we plot an uprising against the robots, complain about Blizzard, text "hiiiii" to our favorite Hades characters, and wonder what a Dexter return could possibly mean.
2020-10-16 01:56:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 21. After checking in with Buzzfeed to see how they're handling Harry Potter clickbait these days, we finally learn all about the Tale of the Three Brothers: a wizarding wor...
2020-10-09 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
We chat about spam phone calls, Hades, Star Wars Squadrons, and what they're doing to Lord of the Rings over in prestige TV world
2020-10-08 23:59:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 20. We catch up with Eddie Redmayne and the WB Game Studios statements on Rowling before making our way through an absolutely dire chapter where all of our heroes are unreco...
2020-10-03 14:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
We catch up with Blackmilk, chat about strategy guides, and talk about the first episode of the new Higurashi anime! (spoilers included)
2020-10-02 23:36:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 19. We chat about JKR's t-shirt and the dogshit TERF-etsy she is boosting, contemplate the impending (perhaps already complete?) merger between radfems and the far right, an...
2020-09-25 14:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a Nintendo-heavy episode this week as we chat about the Mario collection we got suckered into buying, Zelda censorship, and playing Undertale in handheld mode with a busted drifting joycon, as...
2020-09-25 02:05:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 18. We discuss *inhales* the Vancouver billboard, the initial Troubled Blood review that got things kicking off this week, the continued Troub...
2020-09-18 14:48:58 +0000 UTC View Post
We report to you live from inside the little orange filter to bring you updates on living in smoke hell, adventuring with brittle equipment in Breath of the Wild, what makes a fun villain in Higura...
2020-09-18 01:59:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 17. Oh my god, an actually good chapter? It sounds too good to be true, but we had a blast reading this oddly self-contained story that starts as a spooky horror movie and e...
2020-09-11 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We brave the orange skies and smoke to bring you a rowdy Chaos Episode: movies, clowns, hot disney villains, zelda games, and more!
2020-09-11 02:36:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 16. We have a heaping helping of news to catch up on, including some Fantastic Beasts production news that sends us down a rabbit hole of cursed movie plot and casting specu...
2020-09-04 14:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We invent new wizard bevvies, grouse about 3D Mario, discuss the intricacies of medieval land ownership, and catch up with a little bit of the goings on in Hinamizawa (spoilers, as always, for the ...
2020-09-04 00:17:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 15. On this powerful mega-episode, we immerse ourselves in an Audio Experience, watch the Snyder Cut trailer, check in on JK Rowling's favorite new Epic Win Gentleman twitte...
2020-08-28 14:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
We chat about beverages, Ring Fit Adventure, The Witcher TV series (spoilers!), the batshit history of Call of Duty (also spoilers, if literally anyone in the universe cares!), Donnie Darko (no spo...
2020-08-28 01:50:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 14. It's the beginning of the god damn camping sequence, but that's okay: we've got a rowdy news segment and a pepe-silvia conspiracy to weave about the original chapter ord...
2020-08-22 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We chat about painting miniature Dobbies and enhancing our water with vitamins and minerals before an impromptu deep dive on chapter 5 of Higurashi! Mion is like Dobby and Shion is like Kreacher, i...
2020-08-22 01:11:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 13. We're back from our week off, which was in no way timed to coincide with a certain author's superyacht cruise! We discuss Jo's pilgrimage to the infinite money trousers ...
2020-08-14 14:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We're back! And we've got the Midnight Sun playlist to catch up on, Twilight reading plans to draw up, reminiscing about After to get to, and lots of murder in Hinamizawa to ponder.
(Big spoi...
2020-08-14 01:18:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 124: KD/A With a break in the news cycle, we take a look at Funko pops and imagine a world where GRRM and JKR swapped places. Then we examine 'Magic is Might', a chapter that turns book 7 i...
2020-07-31 14:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We chat at length about lavender beverages and vampire club tracks, as well as folklore's chances of getting a track on the Midnight Sun playlist alongside... Aphex Twin?? Then we head over to Hina...
2020-07-31 02:36:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 11. We discuss expensive Zoom calls and the mysteries of faith, and then pick apart our relatively complex feelings on a chapter that has some of the best moments of the boo...
2020-07-24 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We chat about vampires and their taste in classical music, gush about how good The Order is again, and catch up with the mysterious goings on in Hinamizawa.
Fairly open spoiler chat for both ...
2020-07-24 01:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 10. We predicted TWO things that came true in this week's news segment, which is a spooky way to start a mega-length episode! Cormoran Strike's naming conventions, Muggle po...
2020-07-17 14:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
With a week of catching up to do, we go long on a double helping of Midnight Sun teaser quotes, 24, and the highs and lows of the first impressions of Higurashi!
Spoiler warning (i...
2020-07-17 02:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 9. We sort through this week's massive pile of news--J.K's garbage tweets, the Harper's letter, the Harry Potter at Home program, and more--before discussing a chapter so ba...
2020-07-09 23:36:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 8. We catch up with J.K's latest Twitter drama with Stephen King and discuss the feelings of mutiny apparently brewing among the developers of the still-yet-to-actually-be-a...
2020-07-03 14:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
we brush up on some more boat words before making the rounds from Forks, WA (to check in on some new teaser quotes) to Rokkenjima (for some thoughts on the ending of Umineko-big spoilers ahead!).&n...
2020-07-03 00:52:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Deathly Hallows chapter 7. We speculate who could be called in as a celebrity ringer for the troubled Harry Potter At Home audiobook series and tear into a chapter that has it all. PUA books!...
2020-06-26 15:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
We sip some bevs and ponder bygone sodas of the past before checking in on Forks, WA's latest Twilight saucy quote care package. After that, we head back to the mysterious island of Rokkenjima to c...
2020-06-26 00:12:15 +0000 UTC View Post