Three days. It had been three days. Three days three days three days three days.
Three days.
I’d killed… so… so many goblins. I couldn’t sleep. I couldn’t rest. I’d been a f...
2023-05-26 17:21:42 +0000 UTC View PostAnd we're ago people! This Poll is for Matt's day 1. This poll will decide his very first care package! First 5 options will always be there. Option 10 is time loop. Locked until 300 patrons. ...
2023-05-26 08:49:20 +0000 UTC View PostA world so very much like Earth. Filled with people just going about their day to day lives. On this day, a crack was heard around the world.
And then it was over.
All life died, snuffe...
2023-05-26 08:39:36 +0000 UTC View Post“I can’t believe you two would-! While we were-! How could you just-!” Tyler had been going off ever since he learned that we already knew about the assassin before having sex. That ...
2023-05-24 18:08:51 +0000 UTC View PostI watched as Krrrgg left through our gates. I didn’t really pay much attention to them or the roads much, I mean… they were kinda patch jobs? I really never expected this to be a long term thin...
2023-05-24 18:06:13 +0000 UTC View Post“I find the current situation more than acceptable.” Konohora said with a smile. Hey, no, wait a minute, that was definitely a smirk.
I squinted at her.
“Weirdo.”
“Does ...
2023-05-22 15:37:51 +0000 UTC View PostThis week. Sucks. It sucks so much. It’s boring! It’s been a few days now and, and, and, nothing. I was doing nothing! I mean, sure, I trained all the time harder than ever, used the m...
2023-05-22 15:34:34 +0000 UTC View PostI could feel it, behind us, following me. Following all of us. It was… that was one of the strongest people I’ve run into so far. They were on the same power level as fucking Kasandra. And they...
2023-05-19 18:06:04 +0000 UTC View PostI now had a force of fifteen hob-goblins run by Krrrgg. That was weird and bizarre to think about. Not only that but it was clear that there was some kind of… species block I wasn’t aware of. I...
2023-05-19 18:03:24 +0000 UTC View Post“How is this possible?” I asked, gaze full of wonder.
As my senses, power gauge, and more took in the whole of what I was seeing, I was startled. I quickly look up… only to not see a da...
2023-05-17 18:31:31 +0000 UTC View PostAlright! New day! I was truly excited today! I’d spent the morning playing with Tilia, going over some final designs with Sandra, and saying hello to Michael. That man was a machine, honestly… ...
2023-05-17 18:28:09 +0000 UTC View Post“I’m glad Tyler made this decision.” Konohora suddenly said, looking at me.
We were still walking down, down, down into the dungeon. The pure amount of underground space this place was ...
2023-05-15 18:06:39 +0000 UTC View PostSpoiler, there were no wolves. That fact didn’t surprise me.
I sighed.
Goblins roamed, it’s what they did, mostly. There was a small village of them nearby, or, well, was. They’re...
2023-05-15 18:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post“It’s you!” Tyler said, shield up and sword out.
The lead man, who looked a bit hawkish, opened his mouth to speak. I didn’t give him the chance. I was already running straight for hi...
2023-05-12 18:44:34 +0000 UTC View Post“Krrrgg! Fight me!” I yelled out, startling Krrrgg. She had been nice enough earlier to regive back the bracelet I’d given her and now I threw it at her. I’d truly learned all I could from ...
2023-05-12 18:42:14 +0000 UTC View PostJust feeling out my patreon crowd lol.
2023-05-11 17:23:40 +0000 UTC View PostI had many expectations for The Dungeon. For starters, it’s a B-Rank dungeon! My wanderlust for this world hadn’t really abated in anyway. I’d just gotten more… focused. It’s not paranoia...
2023-05-10 18:23:16 +0000 UTC View PostI can do it! I CAN DO IT!
Fear me now you overgrown bird, I have unlocked powers men can only dream of! That women can only lament not having. That children can only look on with awe and envy...
2023-05-10 18:18:52 +0000 UTC View Post“Derek, are you sure you’re alright?” Konohora asked me.
“Sure, why wouldn’t I be?”
Konohora gave me a deadpan look while Riary took the chance to answer.
“Because y...
2023-05-08 17:10:23 +0000 UTC View PostChop.
Chop.
Michael considered himself a simple man. That’s how he had lived after all. Strong? No. Not in the slightest. There were people out there who could literally take multiple...
2023-05-08 17:02:32 +0000 UTC View PostI woke up and-
“AHH!”
Why?! Why do I feel so sore? It’s like my whole body cramped all at once, and then became a cramp on top of that. It’s like my muscles were scream...
2023-05-05 18:50:53 +0000 UTC View PostI woke up, lavishly. I was still in a cave but I’d taken the five minutes worth of time to make it not look like I was a Cave slime. Mostly just by smoothing out the natural edges to mak...
2023-05-05 18:45:29 +0000 UTC View PostDoes she know?! Wait, no, calm down. She said ‘True Hero Potential’ so… like Riary? But she’s only said to have S-Rank Potential. So… there are other people out there with True Hero Poten...
2023-05-03 17:16:45 +0000 UTC View PostIt was time to go back! In fact… it had been time to go back for a long while now. But! I needed some me time. As I’d disturbingly learned very early on… there aren’t a lot of ways...
2023-05-03 17:14:02 +0000 UTC View PostI turned, everything coming to a sudden stop, and for a brief moment I was utterly and totally confused. Xilvia… wasn’t attacking. Had I passed out and woken up again? Was this one of those rar...
2023-05-01 18:09:28 +0000 UTC View PostI was starting to think I had been… wrong. I kept thinking back to Knowledge and Orders classes. I remember exactly what they had told me, mostly. And something wasn’t adding up. There were too...
2023-05-01 18:06:22 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do I fight?
My claws cleave the air in a way that was impossible earlier. Earlier… such a strange concept. What is earlier? When was it? Do I mean half a second ago or half a year ago, ...
2023-04-28 18:32:37 +0000 UTC View PostThere comes a moment in every Slime’s life, hopefully, when they must ask themselves a very important question.
“Did I go too far?”
Even I had no idea how much time I saved up and...
2023-04-28 18:29:53 +0000 UTC View PostKonohora was feeling… anxious. A few days had gone by and now, they had received their training.
Tyler was over the moon. He’d been very, very excited, talking about how his defenses were...
2023-04-26 17:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostThis was a truly monstrous stat. Spirit. I felt so utterly different now. Not in my personality but like… connection. Like before, I was just a voice and now I had become a conversation. I was re...
2023-04-26 17:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post