Tired. Tired tired tired tired tired. Tired.
Thoughts. Thoughts. Thoughts. Thoughts. They come. And go. Like rain in the desert.
Blood, unending amounts of blood. Blood on the ground dr...
2023-04-24 17:29:17 +0000 UTC
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My eyes finally took in my surroundings. I was in a pit, a wide pit. The trees around me had been crushed into splinters and far above me, I could see a massive, massive hole in the treeline reflec...
2023-04-24 17:26:15 +0000 UTC
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“Half a step to the right. Quarter step back. Here, like this.”
Grant lightly pulled Tyler to the right, grabbing his arms from behind, and shifting his steps. It lightly reminded of Tyle...
2023-04-21 16:52:15 +0000 UTC
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I have come to learn a very important, vital, important, incredibly useful, and important fact.
I, Slimy Slime, King Slime as a few people call me… hate vultures. I fucking hat...
2023-04-21 16:49:25 +0000 UTC
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I woke up sticky. For a brief delirious moment I thought I had an amazing time out on the town last night. Then I remembered I was in a fantasy world as a demon. My brain was sluggish, slow, like a...
2023-04-19 22:37:42 +0000 UTC
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Circles. Glorious, perfect, amazing circles. They were beautiful, life giving creations. They could even bring a slimy tear to the eye. Honestly though, this had gone far better than I had...
2023-04-19 22:34:43 +0000 UTC
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I followed Kasandra pretty far. It’s not like I thought it would be a short trip or anything but I also wasn’t expecting half an hour of walking. Neither of us really said much, content to just...
2023-04-17 17:46:27 +0000 UTC
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Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
“Timber!” I said, lifelessly.
Michael gave me another thumbs up, like he always did, a wide smile on his face.
I sighed.
Kingdom building. ...
2023-04-17 17:43:29 +0000 UTC
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The rest of the days passed normally and more importantly, peacefully. It was just so stark to me how the difference between these last few days and the whole month I traveled in a wagon was. Here,...
2023-04-14 18:52:35 +0000 UTC
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Urghh… you know… designing a city is a lot of work.
Now, what I wanted to, was just thrown down the absolutely basic minimums of huts and houses, and then deal with all the rest ...
2023-04-14 18:45:13 +0000 UTC
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Walking outside into the cool night air felt… really good actually. It was somehow different in the city than while out on the plains traveling by caravan. Probably something to do with all the t...
2023-04-12 19:39:01 +0000 UTC
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Krrrgg walked outside the small fort, along with all the Goblins under her command. Facing them, was over fifty goblins. The sight almost felt a little funny to her. Not that long ago, she was tall...
2023-04-12 19:35:28 +0000 UTC
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What… the fuck…?
What the fuck?!
How?
How on earth can she know that?!
My heart was beating a mile a minute but she didn’t stop.
“I belie...
2023-04-10 18:23:44 +0000 UTC
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[Hey, I don't normally do this, but I've retconned something. In Chapter 28, Krrrgg, talks about her village some more. Saying how it's small and a few small details about her tribe. I've removed a...
2023-04-10 18:22:16 +0000 UTC
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“For starters.” Konohora said and then lightly glared at me and Tyler. “We now rent a property in Prinsk. It will cost us thirty silver a month. Even with our funds, it is a significant sum. ...
2023-04-07 18:41:15 +0000 UTC
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I flew back down to the ground, only to grimace hard. The fight was over… but the results weren’t. It wasn’t like I had levels or experience points. My whole way to gain more power was to eat...
2023-04-07 18:39:18 +0000 UTC
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“Tyler… this is not an inn.” I said.
What we were currently looking at was a very big, thick, tree. Now that wasn’t too surprising, there were many, many trees here. This whole city s...
2023-04-05 18:12:28 +0000 UTC
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Alright, it’s time to stop fucking around. All the training in the world doesn’t matter if I don’t have experience. Nine hands at the ready, I rode on the tenth out into the forest. I was box...
2023-04-05 18:09:45 +0000 UTC
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“I’m sorry?”
Tyler frowned, pushing the man’s hand off his shoulder. A duel? What on earth was going on?
“Do I know you?”
“No, but I know you. Tyler Smith, leader of...
2023-04-03 18:48:20 +0000 UTC
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I took a nap, I needed one. It might have turned into a sleep though… but I probably needed that too. I had done all sorts of practice, panicked over a babies cry only to meet some horribly creep...
2023-04-03 18:45:05 +0000 UTC
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Danger. A natural part of life. Something even more innate for me. My Ability, Analyze, was integrating with me more fully every day of my life. And I truly had begun to love it. It was my warning ...
2023-03-31 19:57:13 +0000 UTC
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You know, I don’t think I ever really thought much about dungeon cores. I mean heck, I had one, how special could they be? Dungeons were probably a thing that appear all the time and they were pr...
2023-03-31 19:54:32 +0000 UTC
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Prinsk. A B-Rank city. Home of a B-Ranked dungeon. Capital of this elven kingdom. I’m sure it was wonderful and amazing. That it would put all things I’d seen before to shame. That it’s amazi...
2023-03-29 18:01:51 +0000 UTC
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Slick
Slick
Slick
In a certain room in the Kingdom of Elysia, sounds could be heard coming through the door. That, in and of itself, wasn’t unusual. Sounds happen after all. Som...
2023-03-29 17:59:02 +0000 UTC
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I dashed towards the nearest bandit while wielding my sword. I hadn’t really gotten a chance to use it much. I’d practiced with Tyler a little bit but that was basically it. It was enough to no...
2023-03-24 16:00:40 +0000 UTC
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I was a good slime. I never bothered anyone. I only beat up some wolves that came for me, they started it! I even tried to save a baby and didn’t kill krrrgg when she tried to eat me! All in all,...
2023-03-24 15:57:55 +0000 UTC
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Things were going just fine. I was even talking to George, one of the merchant guards, about his experiences. He was a high D-rank, who had practiced the sword for what looked like forever given hi...
2023-03-22 19:21:30 +0000 UTC
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Slimes are not fast, so I was using a trick I should really have practiced more. Hell, it was something I really wanted to practice more.
Flying! Flying on a magical hand!
2023-03-22 19:17:24 +0000 UTC
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A dungeon. I hadn’t heard anything about Dungeons till this moment. I immediately had Konohora explain them to me. Luckily the three were used to my lack of knowledge by now.
“A dungeon...
2023-03-21 20:56:47 +0000 UTC
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Astra. Again. It was time to further my experiments with it! Well… no, not really sadly. After much careful deliberation, lots of thinking and absolutely being dead careful, I’ve come to an ama...
2023-03-21 20:53:02 +0000 UTC
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