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Far Out There: MadLib 5 - page 5

To be fair, if it's aim was good, that little maneuver looks like it could have squashed a LOT more zombies than just punching them would have.

...and no, this is not the end.  Even I'm ...

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10 WESTERN Songs I Wish Were Anime Themes - part 6

Okay, our unintended journey through my high school/college days as a pretentious Indie snob continues with… honestly an incredibly unpretentious and not all that “Indie” song. But the import...

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Conventional Wisdom: Animazement 2022 - page 4

Holy crap, I did NOT realize I'd fallen so far behind on these.  This is what I get for bringing back so much of the Patreon stuff I'd put on hold, huh?  Well, as I write this at the end ...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers Next - page 2

Okay, since I don't think I'm doing a good job of explaining this (quite ironic), let's do this again: Episode 2 of Slayers Next begins with Lina's voice over providing a quick recap of what happen...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers Next - page 1

...aaaaand we're back!  Slayers returns!  ...and MAN did it get a lot more 90s between seasons.

Look, I'll be honest with ya'll: I have seen Slayers Next before, b...

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Far Out There: MadLib 5 - page 4

Before you ask, yes.  I absolutely had to go look that up.

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SLAYERS NEXT IS NEXT

That's right, folks!  The Polls are closed! (Well, more like I won't be paying attention anymore, but still)  Weekly Anime Comics start back up this time next week, and when they do LINA ...

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Far Out There: MadLib 5 - page 3

On the one hand, the fact that the patrons filling in these "MadLibs" can actually see the sentences they're completing sort of cuts down on the absurd randomness that the original game is supposed...

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 58

There's several jokes I could make about about a swarm of people getting all handsy with a famous movie star... but we'll all be better off if I don't.

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10 WESTERN Songs I Wish Were Anime Themes - part 5

(Confession: I wrote most of this during a stretch of me getting VERY little sleep, so apologies if it’s even more rambly and unpolished than usual.)

It’s not often I can claim t...

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Conventional Wisdom: Animazement 2022 - page 3

No really, this has been sitting in my folder since the end of May, waiting for me to figure out SOMETHING to do with it... and given that the whole point of Zilch is supposed to be add a punchline...

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Far Out There: MadLib 5 - page 2

I mean, Tax's flashes of weirdness aside, don't tell me you wouldn't be curious what the inside of a stadium like that would look like.

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 57

Alternate punchline: "I'VE GOT GARBAGE IN PLACES I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD!"

...and no, I'm NOT going to put the Jenna comics on hold while I do the new set of Far Out There MadLib comics... b...

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Far Out There: MadLib 5 - page 1

See?  SEE?  Didn't I say it?  You didn't believe me, did you?  Yet here we are!  I'm finally, FINALLY starting to post the set of comics based on that madlib I posted ages ...

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10 WESTERN Songs I Wish Were Anime Themes - part 4

It’s funny, then, that “The Garage Band Revival” didn’t really have much of a unified image or sound. Just about all the bands that rode to fame in The White Stripes’ wake honestly didn...

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Conventional Wisdom: Animazement 2022 - page 2

Of course, the main reason everybody sitting in this particular room WAS in this particular room was because everybody ELSE had decided to cram into The Dealer's Room and... well... 2022-07-22 22:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly Anime Comics VOTING INSTRUCTIONS

I’m making this post public so that everyone can stay caught up on the news, especially people who aren’t patrons yet, but are thinking about it. If you’re not familiar with how this goes, he...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers - page 26

You get what I mean though, right? It’s not really about the knowledge of whether or not there’s actually more of the franchise in existence somewhere, though that definitely CAN be a factor. H...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers - page 25

I know, I know, it's whole clip show, it's just a single montage... but still.  That's a really out of nowhere montage, isn't it?  I mean, the character who's been around the LEAST is the...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers - episode 24

I literally had to Google "words that start with X" to come up with enough good stuff to fill out a whole comic.  Imagine what a NON-native English speaker must feel like in this situation. View Post

Weekly Anime Comic: Slayers - page 23

I've had the doodle for this page sitting in my folder for WEEKS waiting for the episode where they actually call him "Copy Rezo" so the joke would work.

Also, since this is my last chance to...

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 56

As usual with these types of things, I got a much bigger laugh out of the space-filling extra bits in the back than the "real" comic.

But still, look!  Two pages within a single month! &...

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Conventional Wisdom: Animazement 2022 - page 1

I used to think that all those sitcoms I grew up with where the grandparents were comically wild and crazy were just jokes.  Shows what I know.

And yes, conventions 2022-06-29 23:41:25 +0000 UTC View Post

10 WESTERN Songs I Wish Were Anime Themes - part 3

Some of these blogs have leaned heavily on personal anecdotes about my connection with the band or genre in question, and how it figures into my broader musical tastes or life story in general. If ...

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 55

You can totally see why I had to spend a whole month drawing this page, can't you?  Truly PAINSTAKING attention to detail in every panel!

...yeah, I know. Sorry, but the weirdness of hav...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Slayers - page 22

I guess I've still got that KFC joke from all the way back in episode 14 on the brain... or I'm just r...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers - page 21

Trying to render Crow's net/hair thing in a blocky, solid form just turned out looking like cat ears.  That, or ...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers - page 20

I dunno what it is, there's just something about fishmen in Slayers that inspires the absolute dumbest idea...

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Conventional Wisdom: Triad Anime Con 2022 - page 3

So THIS is how I learned all my photo-ruining skills!  The ninja in my crawlspace taught me!

But seriously, I looked it up, this really is an actual company.  I guess I can work my ...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers - page 19

Simon's Laws of Comedy #235789: ANY tiny, squat, cute versions of full-sized characters is automatically "Jim Henson's ______ Babies".  No exceptions.

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