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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers - episode 5

I'm not sure if I should be inspired or terrified by how often the idea that happens after I stop trying ends up being a MILLION times funnier than the ones I try really hard at.

Case in poin...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers - page 4

The important thing is, either way, I took the high road and refused to make the most obvious joke that episode four offered... because it was also the most tasteless joke possible.  (If you m...

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 51

"Now, are there any OTHER bits of exposition I need to recap in order to keep the audience caught up?  No?  Good."

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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers - page 3

It's a double-edged sword to pretty much only care about shows that haven't been popular in decades.  On the one hand, that SOMETIMES means the show in question has been clogging up shelf spac...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers - page 2

I could crop this page down to the bottom of the second panel, and it could be my autobiography.  

No, but seriously, I am EXTREMELY susceptible to getting the munchies from watching cha...

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Far Out There: Character Soundtracks - Maziham

What’s this? I bet you thought I’d finally run out of Far Out There Character Soundtracks, didn’t you? Surely there couldn’t STILL be more playlists left for obscure secondary char...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Slayers - page 1

It's just behind "lasers that inexplicably bend mid-shot" on my list of favorite tropes from this era of anime.  Nothing says a character is powerful quite like giving them shoulder pads that ...

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 50

Holy crap, FIFTY PAGES?  I'm sure I've already remarked on this being the longest non-main storyline Far Out There series outside of The Killer Station of Deadly Doom, but there's jsut somethi...

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10 Songs I Wish Were Anime Themes - part 10

…aaaaand here we are! We made it to ten! Congratulations to everybody who endured me rambling on about songs I like and pretend shows that don’t exist! And wouldn’t you know it, we end this s...

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Conventional Wisdom: Queen City Anime Con 2021 - page 5

Another one?  Already?  Well, yeah, because this is the last of the bunch.  I'm only a few days away from Ichibancon 2022, so I really wanted to go ahead and get the last of the QCAC...

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Conventional Wisdom: Queen City Anime Con 2021 - page 4

Yeah, yeah, I know that the advent of streaming and the easy availability of everything has taken away one of the main reasons Video Rooms existed, but I still say that it counts as a strike agains...

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WE HAVE A WINNER!

That's right, folks!  The second time around, Slayers takes home the win!  We have our next Weekly Anime Comic!  Now, once again, I'll remind everyone that I'm not committin...

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My 25 Most Played Songs, 2021 edition

To anybody who though that the end of the Christmas blogs would mean that I was done rambling about music I like, YOU’RE ALL FOOLS! But seriously, the same time I swapped out my computer and wrot...

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My 25 Most-Played Christmas Songs, 2021 edition

What, you thought that just because Christmas is over, I’d stop writing Christmas blogs? I WILL NEVER STOP WRITING CHRISTMAS BLOGS. Heck, if we stick to certain church traditions, Christmas wonâ€...

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Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 49

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!  That's right, folks reading this years after the fact, this comic originally went up on Christmas Morning.  My gift to everybody is restarting a series that had...

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My Busy Busy Christmas Traditions

Every year when I unload around four month’s worth of Christmas content all at once in December, at least one person comes along and tells me I really ought to relax and take it easy over holiday...

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EVEN MORE Christmas Songs You Might Not Know About

YES. I’M WRITING ANOTHER ONE OF THESE, I’LL NEVER STOP AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.

As I’ve said on numerous occasions, Christmas songs may be one of my greatest joys in life, but I can sti...

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Conventional Wisdom: Queen City Anime Con 2021 - page 3

...and remember, I still had to drive BACK the next morning.  Truly, THAT was the dumbest part.  But yeah, I'm not sure what worried me more, the fear that the car wasn't smart enough to ...

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Failed Christmas Character Songs

Yep, it's December!  Time for me to bludgeon you over the head with more Christmas blogs! HO HO HO!

If there’s one thing Western Society seems to agree on, it’s that boring old Baby ...

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IT'S WEEKLY ANIME COMIC VOTING TIME AGAIN!

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS!  After spending about a billion years on Cardcaptor Sakura, we're FIN...

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Far Out There: Character Soundtracks - Whitby

I really like Whitby’s mask. That’s about all I have to say about Whitby as a character. He’s another one of those Nitpickers introduced during the Christmas 2020 comics, and thus hasn’t ha...

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10 Songs I Wish Were Anime Themes - part 9

(First off, the only non-region-locked posts of this song I could find on YouTube were live videos that felt totally different than the studio version, so I -GAH I MEAN A TOTALLY SEPARATE MYSTERIOU...

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Conventional Wisdom: Queen City Anime Con 2021 - page 2

So, I used the same wig for the Dr. F costume a lot longer than I really should have, largely because it seems like they just don't make that particular wig anymore.  I finally gave in and tri...

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THE VOTE IS OVER!

THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS! The people (well, the $5 and up patrons, at least) have spoken! Now that I’ve covered all of Cardcaptor Sakura’s first season, it’s time for SOMETHING ELSE! And once aga...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Cardcaptor Sakura - page 35

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Yeah, you KNOW something's going on when I totally pass up a chance to do a Christmas comic, especially when the time of year almost lines up like t...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Cardcaptor Sakura - page 34

Blah blah blah African or European blah blah blah your mother was a hamster. MONTY PYTHON QUOTES!

But seriously, these were some really weird questions for a "scavenger hunt."  Also, I k...

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Conventional Wisdom: Queen City Anime Con 2021 - page 1

YES!  Actual convention-related Conventional Wisdom comics are finally back on Patreon!  I'm not certain how many more pages will come after this, though.  I originally set aside fiv...

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The Strange World of Monster Mash Rip-Offs

Every year, I spend hundred upon hundreds of words gushing over Christmas songs, and you’d better believe I’ll  do so again this year. But let’s face it, these days a sizable chunk of Th...

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Far Out There: Madlib 4 - page 14

Awwwwww.  Well, that concludes the fourth Far Out There madlib, in which THIS bit of heartwarming fluff somehow came out of:

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Weekly Anime Comics: Cardcaptor Sakura - page 33

Well that was convenient, wasn't it?  It does feel a LITTLE bit like the show hits a bit of a holding pattern around here.  Like, I dunno if they'd actually already gotten the order for m...

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