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Welcome to The Xi Jinping Era

One prediction I feel confident making—it's going to be an interesting five years for China Uncensored. (Also thanks to your amazing support!)
—Chris

10 Remakes Too Dangerous for Hollywood

And now I am 100% certain that my rise to Hollywood stardom will never happen. I know, you're probably feeling very deprived right now. But at least you can watch China Uncensored, thanks to your gene...

The Problem with Guns

Hello my 50-cent army! After the overwhelming response to the pilot episode of America Uncensored, Matt, Shelley, and I decide to keep it going. With one of the most controversial and murky topics out...

There's a Communist App for That

The CCP has overseen the creation of more than 100 smartphone apps designed to make its 80 million members more...loyal, I guess?

Yeah. Weird. But not a joke.

Enjoy!

There's *Totally* No Sexual Harassment in China (and Other Headlines)

Guess what's not a problem in China? All the things we have in the West:

• Sexual harassment
• Racism
• Police brutality
• Chaotic society in general

Yep, under the benevo...

Who Will Rule China for the Next 5 Years? | China Uncensored

You won't believe what Shelley had to go through for this episode...
—Chris

PS. Who wants to place orders for their MCGA hats?!

How China Is Arming Poor, Dangerous Nations

Chinese Oprah says: "You get a gun! YOU get a gun! EVERYONE gets a gun!"

The CCP is arming nations that Western countries won't, like those with less-than-savory human rights records.

India-China Border Issue Gets a Dose of Namaste

This episode has me thinking, maybe I should make a trip to the India-China border! I wonder what the Chinese troops would have to say to me?
—Chris

Headlines: Taiwan Shows China What It’s Made Of & Other Fun Stuff

Which is fiercer: Taiwan's army or the CCP's army? Can you spot the difference?

Viewer Video Editing Contest

Just for fun, we're doing a viewer video editing contest. I have no idea how this will turn out. But we had such fun with our Photoshop contest a couple years ago, so why not?

We'd love to get your ...

Why China Fears Japan’s Military

Japan is restricted to having a military only for self defense. But even Japan's self-defense force is a powerful opponent for China. Now, Japan wants to change its laws and expand...and let's just sa...

Help Share America Uncensored!

Hello my 50-cent army! There was a minor technical issue with the first link to the pilot I sent out. That has been corrected in this reuploaded version. Thank you so much for all the positive feedbac...

North Korea is China's "Good Neighbor"

Nothing says being a thoughtful neighbor like testing nukes in the back yard!

America Uncensored Pilot!

Hello my 50-cent army! This is something many of you have asked me to do—create an America Uncensored. I'll use that still as a working name for now, I'm open to suggestions. I choose a totally easy...

October Monthly Message!

Happy October, my 50-Cent Army! 

It’s going to be a spooky month! No, not because of Halloween. But because hundreds of corpse-like zombies will be stumbling into the Great Hall of the People...

A $38 Million Dollar Bowl & Other Headlines

In the news this week: 

• 700 million people take a holiday; see that that looks like.

• The CCP doesn't want tourists visiting South Korea

• A drug smuggler is surprised he g...

New Zealand MP Taught Chinese Spies

Now this might look bad for the New Zealand MP, but come on. There could be all kind explanations for this that don't end with him being a spy! Right?

—Chris

Does China Supports Ethnic Cleansing in Myanmar?

Well, at least the Chinese regime isn't being hypocritical on the treatment of ethnic Muslim minorities...
—Chris

Headlines for Sept 25-29

So much going on this week. The big news, which we posted yesterday, was about Taiwan saying it's an independent country, without declaring independence...somehow.

Today, we have all the rest:

Taiwan Declares It’s Been a Country the WHOLE TIME

I am absolutely amazed at the hutzpah it took to do this. China has kept missile trailed on Taiwan at all times to make sure this kind of thing never happened. And now Taiwan seems to be calling the C...

Are Chinese Killer Drone Swarms the Future of War?

I've been told that I have a passing resemblance to a certain evil computer program that shall remain unnamed. That does not mean I am a sympathizer with the coming sentient, and murderous, drone swar...

5 Shady Ways China’s Rich Are Getting Their Money Out

Mao money Mao problems, am I right?
-Chris

“Rocket Man” Is Blowing Up China

After hearing about Rocket Man, you'll be saying, "hold me closer, tiny dancer." But don't worry, the United States has a secret weapon. Just call in Bennie and the Jets. 

—Chris

China Makes “Progress” Crushing Religion

I'm glad to see the Chinese Communist Party is being so progressive. It's important to set goals.
—Chris

Taiwanese Activist “Confesses” in China Trial

It's looking less and less like the "One Country, Two Systems Policy" would work for China and Taiwan. Then again, it's not working for Hong Kong either...
—Chris

Will China Stop Buying iPhones?

We had to use iPhone in the title, because that's what more people would click on. But you know the real story is all about Tungsten.
—Chris

ISIS Goes After China

Guess which video YouTube instantly demonetized? I'll give you a hint, it's the only video on this page.
—Chris

India Vs China at BRICS Summit

Doesn't seem like India and China are going to truly resolve their conflict anytime soon. But hey, I'm looking forward to the volcano death race TV show!
—Chris

Dunkirk Lacks “Chinese Values” & Other Headlines

China's state-run media says Dunkirk's depiction of British troops' successful evacuation from France doesn't reflect "Chinese values." Long March, anyone?

Also:
• The CCP wants to be involved ...

Has North Korea Gone Too Far for China?

As soon as we uploaded this video to YouTube, before it was even public, YouTube demonitized it. This is to say, if it weren't for your support, and China Uncensored only relied on revenue from YouTub...