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Chinese Student Blasted for Commencement Speech

Shelley shares with us some deep insights into why the Chinese Internet went nuts over what this girl said in her commencement speech at the University of Maryland.

—Chris

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Chris Hosts Roundtable w Top Experts in Sweden

 Hi guys,

Remember how back in September, I told you I flew to Sweden for a secret project, where I s...

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Which Products Would You Buy (if Any)?

Hi Patrons,

We've had several brands approach China Uncensored asking us if our viewers would be interested in their products. If we find quality brands that our fans would be genuinely interested i...

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Announcement: Website Improvements!

This is something we've wanted to do for a while now, and it's finally possible thanks to your amazing support on Patreon.

In addition to our 3 episodes per week, we're also going to start posting a...

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US Spy Operations in China “Crippled”

This story broke and then former James Bond actor Roger Moore died. Coincidence?! Illuminati confirmed.


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Patrons Only! Q&A Time

Hello my 50-cent Army! Thanks to your support in this crazy post-Adpocalypse world, no longer do I have to support myself as the leader of a roving cannibal gang to survive! 

As a way of saying...

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North Korean Hackers Turn On China?

Who ever thought training North Korean hackers would be a good idea? That seems like one of those ideas that, as soon as you say it, you realize, "Oh, that was a stupid idea. Sorry ."

—Chris

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How Chinese Propaganda Has Infiltrated American Homes

Really, the only safe TV show to watch is China Uncensored. But you knew that already.

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China’s Global Domination Plan: One Belt, One Road

Li Keqiang: So, Xi, what do you want to do tonight?

Xi Jinping: The same thing we do every night Li. Try to take over the world!

...only no one's a genius and they're all insane. 

...

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New Promo Video for China Uncensored

You're the first to see it! I'm putting this 30-second promo video on the main China Uncensored YouTube page. It's "unlisted", but new people who have not subscribed yet see this video first. And how ...

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Apple Finally Unblocks China Uncensored Apps!

Thanks to the incredible support of you guys and our larger fan base—including nearly 10,000 signatures—Apple has unblocked our China Uncensored app from Hong Kong and Taiwan app stores.

This is...

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The Biggest Taboo in China

I have to say, after reviewing this episode I sort of feel like, with friends like me, who needs enemies?
—Chris

PS I have nothing against plaid

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Thank you for your amazing support!

Greetings, 50-Cent Army soldiers, both old and new!

Thank you so much for your incredible support since we posted that video on Friday about YouTube's Adpocalypse. You've made a huge difference for ...

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China Uncensored Wallpaper Download

Welcome new soldiers to my 50-Cent Army! All Patrons contributing $1+ per episode have access to this special bonus.

50-Cent Army Computer Wallpaper
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Keep China Uncensored Alive

Thank you, long-time 50-Cent Army soldiers! And thank you, new folks who are coming in after watching this video.

YouTube has sucked away more than 80% of our ad revenue since the beginning of April...

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Russia: North Korea’s New BFF

This love triangle is getting a little out of hand. But the next season of General Hostilities is shaping up to be pretty juicy!

—Chris

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China & North Korea at War! (of Words)

Turns out the pen is mightier than the sword! At least when you compare it to ballistic missiles that explode a few seconds after launch...

—Chris

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5 Ways China Tries to Buy Your Love

Once again my panda jealousy is exposed. Seriously though, if you had a choice between the greatest host of a New York based English language satire news show about Chinese current events and a filthy...

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China to Build Knockoff, Censored Wikipedia

I just want to publicly announce that if they want to make a knockoff China Uncensored, I would be happy and proud to host an America Uncensored.  Does anyone have a connection to the Ministry of...

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China’s “Peaceful” New Aircraft Carrier

And I'm sure they'd love to get a piece of me. See what I did there? 

—Chris

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Google Hangout Reminder!

The hangout will be starting in 10 minutes! I'll just get it set up and past the link here. Looking forward to it!

—Chris

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How China’s Deep State Helped Nuclear North Korea

You can't get this kind of juicy China news anywhere else! Always fun to see how political infighting in some far off country can play a role in leading the entire world into potential nuclear armaged...

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Google Hangout!

Hello 50 cent army! (at least the $5 and up crew) This Friday I'll be hosting the Google Hangout for the month of April. 4pm New York time seemed to work out pretty well last month so we'll try it aga...

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China’s Threat to South Korean Missile Defense

A bit thank you to all the 1,400 patreon supporters of China Uncensored! This has been a hard month for YouTubers everywhere because of an ad dollars being pulled out. Your support keeps China Uncenso...

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Just $876 from hiring our summer intern!

Hi Patrons,

Thank you everyone who has contributed so far! We have raised $2,124 out of the $3,000 needed to bring Noah Bickler from the UK to New York as our summer intern.

If you'd like to c...

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Apple Wins Free Speech Award After China Censorship

I'm just going to leave this one right here...

—Chris

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Chinese Military Order: “Be Combat Ready”

Xi Jinping is attempting to modernize China's military and make its commanders loyal to himself. But will his gambit pay off?

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Could North Korea Start a Nuclear War?

So remember those new earth like planets that were recently discovered? Maybe it's about time to consider a move...

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China’s Ban on Reincarnation

I mean all I'm saying is there are some people who shouldn't be allowed back in, am I right?!

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Help Us Fund Our Summer Intern

Hi Patrons!

This summer, we are ready to have our first intern—and we need your help to make this possible.

First, a bit about him: Noah Bickler is a Second year Law and Pol...

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