Sarah

Update + Your AMA Answers

It's allllllll here. How are you guys? What can I get for you this week? Funny videos? Sexy photos? SINGING?! Lmk!

New Sketch!

Haven't made one of these in awhile... the premise of this is when you get too invested in the celebrity gossip.... or something like that. Lately it's been more like "political BS" instead of "cel...

bubble wrap porno

this is.... different. lol enjoy <3

My Shiney Hiney

Believe it or not, it’s been FOUR years since I went on The Ellen Show for this silly infomercial. To celebrate, I’m going live tomorrow (Sunday) on my Instagram at 12pmET (we are also doing a ...

Submit Questions for Q&A

Hey everyone,

I'll be doing a video this week where I enter YOUR questions.... this way, we don't have to find a common time to go live. Please message me directly or submit your questions in...

Me Eating Things

Soooo I just cut a reel of me eating things (NOT dicks). Some of it you've probably seen, but some of it is new :) it's super random but I like to try putting new stuff on here, so ENJOY!

American Apparel Ads Be Like...

I posted one photo from this series from this ridiculous shoot a loooooong time ago on my Instagram, but I just stumbled upon it today and had a pretty good laugh. My facial expressions and poses a...

Last Day of Summer

It was pretty cold. My tan has faded. The wind was blowing. We might get one or two more "summer-ish" days, but tomorrow is the first day of fall, so here are some pics to commemorate what was prob...

A Day At The Beach...

This one won't leave you *as dumb* as the last one. I wanted to do this video all summer, and for some reason it never happened, and when I was at the beach last week, I realized summer was almost ...

Sarah vs. Crabs

Sorry, you guys might be dumber after this one. But... I was snacking on the beach... and this idea came to me... so I shot it. I also included the part where I was made fun of afterwards.  2020-09-15 02:06:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Mermaid Pubes Outtakes

Yup. It takes a lot of photos. And many caption options. Like:

I would pay for someone to shave my vagina like the barbers do for dudes’ beards.

AND

Long hair, don’t care.

Invite To Tsu (my new job)

Invitation to join Tsu.

Hey, come join me at Tsu, the social that pays!

Tell them @sarahpribis sent you

https://...

One lone lingerie photo

To hold you over till I shoot new pics this week! I always thought this pic was weird because I’m just like... awkwardly standing there like I don’t really want to be photographed. Which maybe ...

Sophia is a STAR!

I had to submit a self taped audition for a Chewy.com commercial today... basically introduce your pet and what they like.... so here is Sophia making MOVES! I swear, if she gets famous and makes a...

Instagram Rejects!

Here are some photos that never made the cut. Maybe they will eventually if I run out of content, but for one reason or another I either didn't like them... or there was another one from the shoot ...

Your Weekend Update!

Hiiii I have a headache, a job on the horizon, and a milestone! Yippee!!!

BTS water glass shoot

Some of you probably saw the Bugs Bunny pic I put on my Instagram... I was trying to do something cool with a water glass and caption it “glass half full” but it was a lot harder than I thought...

From Script to Screen

This script is a terrible example (cuz it's just bad writing), but here's what it looks like to bring a script to the screen. I had to do this self tape for a film yesterday and thought it would be...

Out Tonight

This is probably a mistake, but I recorded Out Tonight from Rent, and was going to layer in the audio recording I did on my microphone over the video.... BUT I REALIZED I DIDN'T HIT RECORD. So now ...

Birthday Suit Outtakes

The outtakes from last year’s calendar birthday shoot are coming tomorrow. I wanted to enjoy my birthday, sorry!!!! Love you!

Sexy Pics Made Awkward By Poses

Here are my captions, in order:

1) Hailing a taxi in the middle of the ocean

2) Trying not to flash the beachgoers

3) Does my armpit smell?

4) Seductively pretending the roc...

Mojito Mixology Segment

Here's a fake bar segment I made for Daily's Cocktail Mixers. I actually feel like this would be a fun little Instagram series, but with real cocktail and mocktail recipes. Thoughts?!

HOLY CRAP IT'S AUGUST

my birthday is in 10 days... which means you get to see outtakes from my birthday suit shoot last year! it also means i'm a year older. and wiser? i'm not a big birthday person (even though i'm a l...

Sarah for Blues Clues

I promised you a follow up to "Hot For Teacher".... and well, this the complete opposite end of the spectrum. I had to submit a tape (with their script) to be a virtual kindergarten teacher in the ...

Hot for Teacher

https://www.investigationdiscovery.com/tv-shows/scorned-love-kil...

Selfie Overflow

Here’s a few extra mirror shots I’ve taken the last week. *Meryl Streep voice* that’s all!

Slime of my Life (PART 2!)

Holy shit, I actually backed up my computer and plugged my phone in and dragged this video off. Let me back up. My stepmother accidentally filmed this part of the slime video (my dad rinsing the sl...

Mental Health Chat

Hope this is helpful and I don't actually sound like a blabbering crazy person (although to be fair, I AM crazy). Let me know if you relate at all! This is pretty personal stuff for me to share, so...

Sweat Sesh!

Taped my workout yesterday and sped it up. Not sure if that's something you're into, but figured I'd try something new. It's definitely too fast to actually try working out to lol.... more for sitt...

But wait, there’s more!

I’m the worst at narrowing down photos lol so here’s the rest of the batch! Luh youuuu ❤️