NokiMo
goodmorningbadnews

goodmorningbadnews

patreon


goodmorningbadnews posts

Cancelling Student Loans Could Crash the Economy

Canceling your student loans could crash the US economy because billionaires and bankers are generating massive amounts of wealth for themselves through Student Loan Asset-Backed Securities, which ...

View Post

How Corporations Secretly Fund The Police

Corporations are funnelling millions of unchecked dollars directly into overfunded police departments, in exchange for tax breaks, favors, and specific protections - y’know, just like the mafia, ...

View Post

The US Secretly Hit 1,000,000 COVID Deaths

New data from the CDC shows that we may have already hit one million COVID deaths in the United States, 2022-01-03 20:18:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Your Baby Boomer Boss is Finally Quitting…

Baby boomers are finally being forced to retire after spending the last decade and a half View Post

Solving America’s Biggest Crisis: Abolish the Senate

The United States Senate is a corrupt, antidemocratic, obstructionist, and failed institution whose only purpose is to kill good ideas when those ideas threaten billionaires and corporations.

View Post

COVID Christmas Miracle: New Universal Vaccine is Variant-Proof!

It’s a COVID Christmas miracle! We’re looking at not one, but two massive medical breakthroughs that are going to change the course of the pandemic. 2021-12-24 14:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post

The Biggest Reason Democrats Will Fail in 2022…

The Build Back Better Act is officially dead after Senator Joe Manchin lied to President Biden 2021-12-22 15:36:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Omicron Update: Much Worse Than We Thought…

The Omicron variant is insanely contagious, like we did not expect it to be this bad - the ...

View Post

Elon Musk: TIME’s Worst Person of the Year

Elon Musk has just been named as TIME magazine’s Person of the Year - by which we assume they meant “worst person of the year”. 2021-12-15 18:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Why is America’s Military Budget So Outrageously High?

Congress just approved a $778 billion dollar military budget, which is the most money we’ve spent on our military since World War Two, EVEN AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR INFLATION. It’s more than what w...

View Post

Can China’s Economy Crash the U.S. Economy?

the single biggest real estate company in China, with over $300 billion dollars in assets, is currently in default - 2021-12-10 16:28:23 +0000 UTC View Post

If you voted for Trump, you’re 3x likely to die

If you voted for Donald Trump in the last election, you are three times as likely to die of COVID-19 than if you voted for Biden.

2021-12-08 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Woman Billed $700 For Waiting 7 Hours In ER Without Treatment

A hospital in Georgia just charged a woman $700 to wait in their emergency room, without ever being seen by a doctor. No medication was dispensed, no medical advice was given, no doctor or nurse at...

View Post

Omicron’s New Symptoms Are Very Good News

Good morning, we’ve got MORE potentially good news about the Omicron variant, and more potentially terrifying news about the Omicron variant. A2021-12-06 17:07:57 +0000 UTC View Post

The Supreme Court is Deciding if They're Banning Abortion

The Supreme Court is about to vote on an abortion case that would invalidate Roe v. Wade and lead to a permanent ban on abortions. 2021-12-01 22:52:33 +0000 UTC View Post

The Good News About the Omicron Variant of COVID-19...

A new COVID-19 mutation, the Omicron variant was discovered just a few days ago 2021-11-30 15:01:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Starbucks Is Threatening Its Workers

Starbucks is allegedly engaging in illegal threats, intimidation, and surveillance of its workers in an effort to stop them from unionizing. 2021-11-25 17:27:44 +0000 UTC View Post

2021 REPORT: America Is Losing Its Democracy

America was just downgraded to a “backsliding” democracy for the first time, alongside other massive geopolitical and economic powers. The International Institute for2021-11-23 18:02:14 +0000 UTC View Post

What Went Wrong With the Rittenhouse Trial

The Kyle Rittenhouse trial in which a 17-year-old shot three people during civil unrest in Kenosha, Wisconsin, is finally over - with Rittenhouse found not guilty on all charges.

The events l...

View Post

When Will Inflation End? (Script & Sources)

Good morning, terrible news: everything is more expensive - A LOT more expensive - you’re not just imagining it, 2021-11-18 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Did Elon Musk Own Bernie on Twitter... Or Is He Just Dumb? (Script & Sources)

Good morning, bad news: Senator Bernie Sanders and Billionaire Elon Musk are fighting over whether or not the extremely wealthy actually pay their fair share of taxes. 2021-11-15 22:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Why is Elon Musk Lying About Selling 10% of Tesla? (Script & Sources)

Good morning, bad news! Elon Musk ow...

View Post

America's International Crimes (Script & Sources)

Good morning, bad news: the United States is one of the biggest violators of international law and documented crimes agains...

View Post

Why You Really Shouldn't Buy a Big Mac... (Script & Sources)

Good morning, bad news: if you want a Big...

View Post

Elon Musk Can Save The World... But He Won't (Script & Sources)

Good morning, bad news: Elon Musk can end world hunger in just 4 hours. That’s...

View Post

Is Alec Baldwin Guilty? (Script & Sources)

Good morning, bad news: a few days ago, actor Alec Baldwin inadvertently shot and killed a cinematographer ...

View Post

Billionaires Got $6.5 Trillion From The Pandemic (Script & Sources)

Good morning, great news! Since the start of the pandemic, average wages have skyrocketed, 2021-11-02 04:29:09 +0000 UTC View Post

just a quick mug update!

A bunch of mugs have been shipped already, everybody who signed up in September should have gotten theirs a few weeks ago, so if you didn’t, please send us a DM! If you ordered in October, we’r...

View Post

Trapped in an American Oligarchy (Script & Sources)

Good morning, bad news: Amer...

View Post

The Supply Chain Collapse is Hypercapitalism's Fault (Script & Sources)

Good morning, bad news: The crisis behind the global supply chain collapse is so much worse than you would expect, and is going to last longer than you think. Worst of all, absolutely nothing will ...

View Post