Brains are braining in this weeks episode! Absolutely gagged by these plot twists! Helena Eagan mind your own business challenge (she technically is) but we are NOT okay after her meddling! And wha...
2025-02-21 19:09:22 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins and HAPPY FRIDAY!!
Just wanted to touch base with y'all and let you know that yet again our Spectrum internet is down all across our area and we're not quite sure when it's coming...
2025-02-21 15:57:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Things are getting wild as we call upon the wilderness (whoda thunk it?) And we're completely tripping as the Yellowjackets begin to lose the absolute sh*t out of their minds (in both time lines!) ...
2025-02-21 09:57:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Shitty ex-boyfriends come and go but Sophie Thatcher slayage is forever—that is what we learned in our first time watching the wildly fun COMPANION and it’s the words we’ll live by for the re...
2025-02-21 02:48:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The games are getting MESSY in our first-time watch of GAME OF THRONES SEASON 2! Winter is coming and so are White Walkers which is why we are sat atop our Petty Thrones, adorned in furs, screaming...
2025-02-19 17:28:14 +0000 UTC View Post
The games are getting MESSY in our first-time watch of GAME OF THRONES SEASON 2! Winter is coming and so are White Walkers which is why we are sat atop our Petty Thrones, adorned in furs, screaming...
2025-02-18 16:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The games are getting MESSY in our first-time watch of GAME OF THRONES SEASON 2! Winter is coming and so are White Walkers which is why we are sat atop our Petty Thrones, adorned in furs, screaming...
2025-02-17 21:22:26 +0000 UTC View Post
The games are getting MESSY in our first-time watch of GAME OF THRONES SEASON 2! Winter is coming and so are White Walkers which is why we are sat atop our Petty Thrones, adorned in furs, screaming...
2025-02-16 15:09:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Cuties!! Please stream and like our reaction to 3x2 as well!! We are so excited our favorite show is back and we really want to push our name out there as much as possible! Th...
2025-02-15 15:17:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!!
Our reaction to the Yellowjackets season 3 premiere is live on YouTube!! Please please please (in the words of the great Sabrina Carpenter) go give us a stream and also ...
2025-02-15 15:14:43 +0000 UTC View Post
This weeks episode was a trip! Praise Kier!!! Please leave all thoughts, comments, concerns, theories and observations in the comments because we have questions galore!
2025-02-15 02:50:39 +0000 UTC View Post
We are such unprecedented levels of back!!!!!!
2025-02-14 13:20:00 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins!
As most of y'all know the first 2 episodes of Yellowjackets season 3 drop tonight as well as season 2 episode 5 of Severance. Because we are editing and uploading the Yellowjacke...
2025-02-14 00:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Herstory class is in session as we buckle in for a first time watch of Hidden Figures, a 2016 film that centers on three incredible black mathematicians who helped win the space race and changed th...
2025-02-13 00:38:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Things are getting hairy around here as we settle into our remote cabin in the middle of the creepiest woods imaginable for a first time watch of Leigh Whannell's WOLF MAN! And when Christopher Abb...
2025-02-08 13:58:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Just when you thought this show couldn't possibly break your brain any more than it already has!!!!
2025-02-07 13:21:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Deciphering Shakespeare has never been easier than in our first time watch of 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU! This special Valentine's Day Patreon exclusive is dedicated to all the Petty Haters out the...
2025-02-07 02:36:26 +0000 UTC View Post
He's the boy of our dreams and he's back to make us scream! We're rewatching A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE, where the Boys are Final and the homoeroticism is rampant. Jesse Walsh yo...
2025-02-02 01:43:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Valentine's Month lovers!! Or as we like to say, Happy Return of Our Favorite Cannibalistic Soccer Girlies! 💖 we're excited for another month of fun content at the Patch--lots of love and ...
2025-02-01 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
After years of being in the dark we're finally sat atop our Petty Thrones for a first time watch of GAME OF THRONES season 1! Word on the street: Winter Is Coming... but luckily for us things are J...
2025-01-31 16:18:13 +0000 UTC View Post
We couldn't be more sat for Severance! This season is eating!! Praise Kier!!! Please leave all thoughts, comments, concerns, theories and observations in the comments because we have questions galo...
2025-01-31 09:37:37 +0000 UTC View Post
After years of being in the dark we're finally sat atop our Petty Thrones for a first time watch of GAME OF THRONES season 1! Word on the street: Winter Is Coming... but luckily for us things are J...
2025-01-31 07:39:26 +0000 UTC View Post
We're going the distance with the cutest strongest sweetest most gorgeous singer in all of Greece in this first time watch of HERCULES! The Muses are Mothering, Zeus is Zaddying and the Petty Pumpk...
2025-01-30 13:57:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Macaulay's Cult-kin grows stronger than ever as we celebrate yet another incredible performance from our favorite sassy blonde in this commentary on 1993's THE GOOD SON, also known as "What If Kevi...
2025-01-30 04:17:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are the vibes this February pumpkins?? Love or lust, or... both? 👀
The polls close Sunday February 2nd at 11:59pm CST!
2025-01-29 16:06:38 +0000 UTC View PostLet's go on a movie date! You pick 💋
The polls close Sunday February 2nd at 11:59pm CST!
2025-01-29 16:06:15 +0000 UTC View PostHappy February lovers!
Will you all be our Valentines? Please accept our offer by choosing a movie for us to watch this month! 🥹💖
The polls close Sunday February 2nd at 11:59pm C...
2025-01-29 16:06:04 +0000 UTC View Post
After years of being in the dark we're finally sat atop our Petty Thrones for a first time watch of GAME OF THRONES season 1! Word on the street: Winter Is Coming... but luckily for us things are J...
2025-01-27 22:49:21 +0000 UTC View Post
The new Welcome to Derry show is right around the corner so we thought it'd be Pennywise to refresh ourselves on our favorite dancing clown in this commentary on 2017's mega hit adaption of IT: CHA...
2025-01-27 14:51:28 +0000 UTC View Post
After years of being in the dark we're finally sat atop our Petty Thrones for a first time watch of GAME OF THRONES season 1! Word on the street: Winter Is Coming... but luckily for us things are J...
2025-01-26 22:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post