30 Days of Night?? More like 30 Slays of Fright!! We’re locked in (literally, can’t leave for 30 days!) for a first-time watch of this cravenly cold vampire flick and the bloodsuckers do get to...
2025-01-25 23:48:14 +0000 UTC View Post
This season is mf COOKING y'all omfg!!!! Please leave all thoughts, comments, concerns, theories and observations in the comments because there is SO much going on!!!!
PS that title s...
2025-01-24 14:56:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Calling all stans! Today we are gathering to celebrate our favorite Stephen King adaption, and an all-timer Best Actress Oscar win- with a commentary on the iconic masterpiece MISERY! Please leave ...
2025-01-23 15:53:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins,
We've pulled our first time reaction of Don't Breathe out of the Petty Vault and released it on youtube. In doing so, we've also moved it from the $10 tier into the $5 tier! Enj...
2025-01-21 01:33:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Seeing is believing?? More like seeing causes fleeing!!! We're jumping back into the well with a first-time watch of THE RING II and we were not prepared for Samara's chasing game! Running shoes st...
2025-01-20 23:29:16 +0000 UTC View Post
We're jumping back into the Jasonverse with a first-time watch of the silliest entry into the franchise (complimentary) FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD! It's a showdown for the ages as Jaso...
2025-01-20 13:09:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Season 1 of Severance i-Lumon-ated all of our lives and now we're back in our cubicles, settling in for another season of questions, chaos and conscious-meddling! This premiere brought us new manag...
2025-01-19 14:23:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! Our Severance Season 1 Binge is now available to stream on youtube! Our unwarranted suspension has ended and we're back to work at Petty Pumpkins Headquarters! Please give this video ...
2025-01-17 00:42:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The trees are whispering, the mandrakes are burning, Ofelia is the Princess for which the Petty Pumpkin Patch was yearning!!! We finally watched PAN'S LABYRINTH for the first time and oh my, we wer...
2025-01-15 13:32:36 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins!
We've had quite a few people ask about a Petty Pumpkins Discord server so we decided it was finally time to get one going! It's live now and if you haven't already, you can conne...
2025-01-14 21:19:29 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins,
Just wanted to give y'all an update on the lowkey turmoil we've been experiencing here at Petty Pumpkins Productions due to YouTube being dumb and stupid!
A few days ago we...
2025-01-13 02:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we celebrate Wes in all his light and joy and unabashed queer excellence! The PumpKing Princess, the boy of our dreams, the pettiest pumpkin with a very big heart and an even bigger smile. Th...
2025-01-08 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey Pumpkins,
we were so excited to start pumping content out to you, but alas, the universe has other plans. Our lighting situation has been compromised and Chey's chair has seen its final d...
2025-01-07 20:16:10 +0000 UTC View PostHi cuties!
We took the last week off to rest (which was great) but now we're getting back in the swing of things and we just wanted to check in with y'all on how the next few days will be goi...
2025-01-07 00:57:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Woohoooo in case y'all missed it we finally got our Euphoria season 2 YouTube video re-edited and posted for those of y'all who aren't trying to watch 8 hours of chaos with us! Or even if you did p...
2025-01-06 23:48:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy New Years Pumpkins! We made it! 2025 has arrived and we are so incredibly grateful to each and every one of you for being here to be silly and petty with us while sharing our love of movies a...
2025-01-01 17:16:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! If you didn't know, our Squid Game Season binge has hit the channel! Of course you can watch the full length, 6 hour reaction here on patreon OR we've cut it down to 2 hours for a sup...
2025-01-01 16:23:10 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s the start of something new at the Petty Patch as we get our heads in the game and break free into 2025! Sticking to the status quo is no longer an option as we sing and dance our way into a ...
2025-01-01 15:24:57 +0000 UTC View Post
The war against extra-terrestrials rages on as we check back in with Ellen Ripley in this first time watch of ALIEN 3! It’s a Mother vs Mother-off once and for all as two iconic legends face off ...
2025-01-01 04:35:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, we've gotten some comments about our Severance video not playing, but it's playing for others and has played across 4 different devices for us both desktop and app. Not sure what bro...
2024-12-29 17:48:40 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our first day at Lumon and we're...a little in our heads about it. Our first assignment is to settle into our cubicles for a first-time binge of SEVERANCE season 1 and no procedure could EVER ...
2024-12-29 13:37:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We've got our heads back in the Squid Games and we're haunted by all these X's an O's. The piggy pot is rising and so is the kill count, but the blood money is just so damn tempting! Guess we'll co...
2024-12-29 00:49:58 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our first day at Lumon and we're...a little in our heads about it. Our first assignment is to settle into our cubicles for a first-time binge of SEVERANCE season 1 and no procedure could EVER ...
2024-12-28 11:42:13 +0000 UTC View Post
We've got our heads back in the Squid Games and we're haunted by all these X's an O's. The piggy pot is rising and so is the kill count, but the blood money is just so damn tempting! Guess we'll co...
2024-12-28 07:12:25 +0000 UTC View Post
PUMPKINS!!
We have a few changes planned for our 2025 content to make this place as fun for everyone as possible and one thing we've noticed is that watching shows seems to keep both our Patr...
2024-12-28 03:58:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The Good Son (1993)! We weren't quite ready to say goodbye to Macaulay quite yet so for Wes's birthday month pick (January 8th!!) this is what we'll be watching if you're in the Pettiest Pumpkin ti...
2024-12-27 22:40:12 +0000 UTC View PostWe literally want to watch alllll of these so if your fav doesn't get picked, no worries! There's a very good chance we'll watch it on the channel at some point!
The polls close The p...
2024-12-27 22:36:15 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year Pumpkins!! We're excited to kick off the year with some great Patreon-exclusive content for y'all to enjoy, starting with a cute little Party Pumpkin tier reaction!
The...
2024-12-27 22:35:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A character from the great and legendary stage show Legally Blonde the Musical once said,
"Get back in the game,
Back in the fray,
Back the hell out of her way!"
And baby......
2024-12-27 17:26:32 +0000 UTC View Post
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO OUR FAVSSSSS!!
Y'all are truly the gift that keeps on giving in our lives and we are so grateful for you! Thank you for all the holiday cheer you've brought--it's been such...
2024-12-25 17:40:32 +0000 UTC View Post