For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 Tonight’s course? Episodes 1 & 2, garnishe...
2025-10-18 21:28:57 +0000 UTC View Post
✏️ School’s back in session at Godolkin University and let’s just say the syllabus this semester is written in BLOOD! 💉🩸 We're thrilled to be back in The Boys Universe where the chaos...
2025-10-18 02:36:28 +0000 UTC View Post
✨🚀 We're rocketing straight into Jason X, a slasher sequel so cold, it gave us frostbite and secondhand embarrassment for anyone willing to cross this high-tech, icy Jason. F...
2025-10-17 23:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The mystery has officially moved to YouTube! 🕯️ We had way too much fun reacting to CLUE (1985) for the first time! it’s campy, it's chaotic, and honestly, it's a little too 2025-10-17 17:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Our IT: Chapter Two commentary has officially hit the main channel and trust us, this edit floats. 😏💀
You’ve already seen the uncut, traumatizingly petty ver...
2025-10-16 19:08:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Watch our first time reaction to RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (our favorite, most popular, video ever) to celebrate the sequel announcement we've been (dying) waiting for: RED, WHITE & ROYAL WED...
2025-10-15 18:28:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Our favorite tiny tyrant has stormed the White House, and the Petty Pumpkins are reporting for doll duty. The YouTube edit of CHUCKY SEASON 3 is live and it's packed with ...
2025-10-15 18:09:07 +0000 UTC View Post
⚡ He’s serving bolts and trauma! 💅 For our first venture into the Universal Monster universe, we met the icon himself in FRANKENSTEIN (1931)! Through fog and fear, ...
2025-10-14 07:09:09 +0000 UTC View Post
It's 20 years after the babysitting bloodbath, Laurie Strode has traded Haddonfield for Hillcrest Academy and a brand new name, but trauma ages like fine wine, and honey… she’s guzzling! 🍷 2025-10-14 02:01:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's be honest, we normally blur a LOT… but this time around we showed things we normally wouldn’t 😳 The blur button finally got a break (mostly), and Scary Mo...
2025-10-12 15:35:51 +0000 UTC View Post
🔥Our Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday reaction just clawed its way onto YouTube!🔥
Scream along, sharpen your machetes, and help us feed the spooky algorithm that keeps the Pet...
The veil is thinning, the candles are lit, and The Petty Pumpkin Patch is officially entering its most haunted era yet. October’s Patreon Exclusives are brewing up possession, bloodlust,...
2025-10-11 19:56:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, Pumpkins… we watched HIM (2025) and let’s just say, we were spiritually tackled 🏈💦 This one’s got abs, angst, and Tyriq Withers, and yes, we absolutely watche...
2025-10-10 17:14:29 +0000 UTC View Post
✏️ School’s back in session at Godolkin University and let’s just say the syllabus this semester is written in BLOOD! 💉🩸 We're thrilled to be back in The Boys Universe where the chaos...
2025-10-10 08:00:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The Warrens are giving one final fright...
Our Conjuring: Last Rites reaction just went public on YouTube, and it’s a holy mix of shrieks, side-eyes, and CAMP that had us CAC...
📿The Warrens are back for one last haunting and this time... heaven and hell are both on the docket. In The Conjuring: Last Rites, the spirits are petty and the stakes are too high for ...
2025-10-09 09:20:02 +0000 UTC View Post
We stitched together our David Gordon Green Halloween trilogy commentaries into one epic binge! Whether you’re here for Laurie’s vengeance, Michael’s mess, or Corey Cunningham’s cuteness…...
2025-10-09 03:25:50 +0000 UTC View Post
🏈🔥 We dove headfirst into HIM (2025) and it was a brutal, seductive clash of sweat, sport, and sacrifice (at its absolute sexiest.) Tyriq Withers is pure muscle and madness a...
2025-10-08 09:20:07 +0000 UTC View Post
🐍 In our October (PATREON-EXCLUSIVE $5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER FIRST-TIME WATCH) of The Taking of Deborah Logan we're swallowed down a rabbit hole of memory loss, mystery… and something th...
2025-10-07 16:20:51 +0000 UTC View Post
📞 This time the call is coming from YouTube 👀
Our full-length Black Phone reaction is still haunting the vault for you Premium Petty Pumpkins, but the polished YouTube cut is now ...
Our uncut V/H/S/HALLOWEEN reaction has officially snuck its way onto YouTube, just in time for all the Halloween terrors awaiting the patch this month and to gag you before the big day...
Take our strong hand, pumpkin! 🖐️ We’re back in the parody trenches with Scary Movie 2. It’s our first time braving this unhinged haunted house of bad manners, sinister slapstick,...
2025-10-05 09:20:22 +0000 UTC View Post
🍬📼 Trick or treat, scream or die... either way, V/H/S/HALLOWEEN had us gagging (sometimes literally). Hung- *ehrm* human candy bars, spooky home movies, and Mommy issues of the r...
2025-10-04 19:33:32 +0000 UTC View Post
🌈 Four for you, Petty Pumpkin! You go, Petty Pumpkin! Go straight to our Mean Girls Youtube edit before we assign someone to butter your muffin! 💋 It's October 3rd! Celebrate with us as we re...
2025-10-03 15:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post
✏️ School’s back in session at Godolkin University and let’s just say the syllabus this semester is written in BLOOD! 💉🩸 We're thrilled to be back in The Boys Universe where the chaos...
2025-10-03 11:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
On Wednesdays we wear pink, but on October 3rd we drop our MEAN GIRLS commentary! 💅🎀✨ It’s not a regular commentary, it’s a Petty Pumpkins commentary and It's going to be so fetch. Grab...
2025-10-03 08:04:16 +0000 UTC View Post
👀 We're settled in for a chilling first-time watch of DEAD SILENCE! This movie isn’t just a scream, it’s a petty séance. We’re here to celebrate the spooky season with every glossy eye an...
2025-10-02 02:38:56 +0000 UTC View Post
✨It’s officially October, pumpkins!! 🍂🕯️ What better way to kick off October than with Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island? You’ve already had the uncut haunt here on Patreon, but th...
2025-10-01 16:31:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Step right in, Pumpkins! The Petty Patch has thrown open its gates, and this October it’s bigger, brighter, and spookier than ever. The patrons are cackling, the lanterns are blazing, and every t...
2025-10-01 15:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post
✏️ School’s back in session at Godolkin University and let’s just say the syllabus this semester is written in BLOOD! 💉🩸 We're thrilled to be back in The Boys Universe where the chaos...
2025-09-29 22:00:36 +0000 UTC View Post