✨ In honor of Ashley Hollis flipping the script, dominating with pure social strategy, and strutting to a landslide win in Big Brother 27 (What? Like it...
2025-09-29 18:49:17 +0000 UTC View Post
✏️ School’s back in session at Godolkin University and let’s just say the syllabus this semester is written in BLOOD! 💉🩸 We're thrilled to be back in The Boys Universe where the chaos...
2025-09-29 13:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
📼👁️ Hey Premium Petty Pumpkins , we've trimmed the chaos for the public, blurred the gore and naughty bits- but the tapes don’t forget. Click the YouTube edit now or the static will remem...
2025-09-28 21:20:37 +0000 UTC View Post🎃 OCTOBER IS HERE, PUMPKINS AND IT’S TIME TO VOTE! 🦇👻 Our Free Tier gets the honor of choosing which of these horror movies we’ll react to! Our schedule is very hectic this time of yea...
2025-09-28 16:56:53 +0000 UTC View PostTrick or treat! The doorbell’s ringing, the candy bowls are brimming, and we’re ready to carve out a special treat just for YOU Patrons as we vote for the exclusive $5 Party Pumpkin Tie...
2025-09-28 15:51:28 +0000 UTC View Post
👽✨ Pumpkins, the mothership has landed! Our FULL SEASON 1 reaction to ALIEN EARTH is now live on YouTube and trust us, humanity is not surviving this one 🌍🔥 Com...
2025-09-27 16:48:06 +0000 UTC View Post
📞😂 Y'all got the raunchy uncut Scary Movie already 😏💦 now come crash the YouTube party too! 🍿🔪 Every single screaming emoji, like, hype, and gaggy little comment helps ke...
2025-09-26 15:32:30 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly...
2025-09-25 03:32:51 +0000 UTC View Post
When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, ...
2025-09-24 09:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
🪦😴We’re back in Freddy’s twisted nursery, rocking the cradle of nightmares with our commentary on A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD! 🍼💀
This time,...
2025-09-24 01:37:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!
We just dropped a spooky poll on our YouTube community page—four cursed first-time reactions are begging to escape the Petty Vault, and YOU get to decide which one we edit for...
2025-09-24 01:11:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Petty Pumpkins, the ship’s already docked on YouTube! 🚀👾 Come stream our edited Alien: Resurrection reaction and give Ripley’s resurrection some love in the algorithm! ✨
🍂🪦 First day of fall, 27 years (to the day (unplanned)) since Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island clawed its way into our lives and The Petty Pumpkin Patch wouldn’t be the same without it....
2025-09-22 16:45:26 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly...
2025-09-21 16:48:31 +0000 UTC View Post
🔪 The butler didn’t do it, but the Petty Pumpkins might've! We graciously accepted the dinner request and unraveled the deliciously wicked mystery of CLUE in a first time watch! Was it Colonel...
2025-09-20 20:08:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The tape is rolling, Pumpkins… and we’re not making it out of this one alive 😱📹
Our [ 🔴 REC] (2007) first-time reaction is now live on YouTube!...
2025-09-20 17:22:06 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly...
2025-09-19 22:25:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Wazzup! We're taking a trip down parody lane with an unhinged first-time watch of Scary Movie! We screamed, creamed and... cringed. It's a nostalgic fever dream for Chey, ...
2025-09-19 12:01:26 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins!
Quick update on our Gen V reactions—just like we did with Alien: Earth, we’ll be filming and posting them weekly, but the exact day might v...
2025-09-18 14:32:37 +0000 UTC View Post
When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, ...
2025-09-18 12:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Gather round, pumpkins 🔪✨ Our cursed bestie Chucky returns for SEASON 2, and you know we couldn’t resist strapping in for catholic school chaos, killer dolls, and queer horror delights!🪓...
2025-09-16 15:15:42 +0000 UTC View Post
✨📞 We’re answering The Black Phone again for our first rewatch since theaters, before its chilling sequel dials in. On this bone-tingling rewatch the shadows are ca...
2025-09-14 17:06:42 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly...
2025-09-14 16:04:18 +0000 UTC View Post
🪚 Premium Pumpkins, the so-called Final Chapter has arrived… in bloody 3D (no glasses required). 😵💫🧩 We survived the splatter-fest so you don’t have to and now the YouTu...
2025-09-13 15:52:57 +0000 UTC View Post
When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, ...
2025-09-13 03:25:32 +0000 UTC View Post
We're dusting off the traps for one more game in this first-time watch of JIGSAW, where hay-bales meet head-splitting and we're wondering if any of these pieces actually fit. It’s gore, guts, and...
2025-09-12 16:59:26 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly...
2025-09-12 16:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The votes are in, and our September Patreon Exclusives are serving double taps, demonic drag-outs, and disembodied domestic disturbances... with a little Gaga glamour to top it all off. Bu...
2025-09-11 17:33:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Michael Myers may have the mask, but let’s be real... the real curse of Haddonfield is how distractingly hot Paul Rudd is in this movie. 😵💫💦 We cackled at the cult nonsense, screamed ...
2025-09-11 02:36:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Premium Petty Pumpkins have seen the real madness—the basement cut. But now the YouTube edit is running out into the light. We need your help haunting the algorithm: stream it, comment i...
2025-09-10 15:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post