We watched ADULTS for the first time and let’s just say: we laughed, we gagged, we spiraled, we healed. From wildly unhinged hookups to existential breakdowns and everything in between, ...
2025-08-04 02:21:58 +0000 UTC View Post
🚨😱Hello Premium Petty Pumpkins, our full-length reaction to 28 Years Later is now publicly infecting and spreading across the internet 😱🚨
The screams were real, t...
2025-08-03 17:19:54 +0000 UTC View Post
🩸You’ve tasted the full ritual—uncut, unholy, and blood-soaked—but now Sinners stalks the public night in a whole new form. Our YouTube cut is sharp, shadowy, and dressed to kill....
2025-08-01 22:27:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy End of Summerween everyone!! It's our last moments to soak up the summer before we head into spooky season and we're so excited to announce that this month will be full of sequels galore 🤗...
2025-08-01 15:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
🚀 We boarded the doomed ship Prometheus for the very first time… and let’s just say, we were NOT ready. From ancient aliens and bio-goo disasters to one of the most...
2025-08-01 04:58:39 +0000 UTC View Post
The virus is evolving, mutations are revolving, and it wouldn't be a Petty Pumpkins reaction if we weren't involving ourselves in all the trauma-drenched drama in this first-time watch of 28 YEARS ...
2025-07-31 10:58:37 +0000 UTC View Post
The table’s set again… but this time, the knives are even sharper! We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is—each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter...
2025-07-30 03:10:12 +0000 UTC View Post
The table’s set again… but this time, the knives are even sharper! We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is—each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter...
2025-07-30 00:16:35 +0000 UTC View Post
The table’s set again… but this time, the knives are even sharper! We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is—each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter...
2025-07-29 09:48:56 +0000 UTC View Post
The table’s set again… but this time, the knives are even sharper! We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is—each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter...
2025-07-29 02:44:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Halloween is just around the corner which means we're deep in planning our spooky season content! While we have a good idea of what we want to watch and share with y'all this season, your voice mat...
2025-07-28 18:39:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Camp Rolling Hills is open for another summer of sunshine, sing-alongs and suspiciously high camper turnover--and we've never been more excited to be so back! It's our first time watching SLEEPAWAY...
2025-07-28 13:36:09 +0000 UTC View PostAugust is here and our patrons have spoken—literally! Last month, you stuffed our suggestion form with all your best recs and we’ve carved your ideas down to a killer shortlist, based on which ...
2025-07-27 02:47:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!
As July winds to a close we wanted to touch base with y'all regarding content for the rest of the month!
You've probably noticed there are several movie reactions we promis...
2025-07-27 01:07:06 +0000 UTC View Post
✨Pumpkins! We’ve cracked open the vault and unleashed our cursed As Above, So Below reaction on YouTube! 💀 Think of it like spelunking, but with less oxygen, a lot ...
2025-07-25 14:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water (we never did), JAWS 2 proves that Amity Island isn’t done traumatizing vacationers—or us! The water may be murky but Chief Brody’s s...
2025-07-24 23:25:55 +0000 UTC View Post
We're flying high into GAME OF THRONES season 7 and our Petty Thrones seem to be the best seat in the house! 🏰🔥🏹🐉 Alliances are crumbling, grumpy Ser Jaime is still grumbling and the hi...
2025-07-23 03:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
We're flying high into GAME OF THRONES season 7 and our Petty Thrones seem to be the best seat in the house! 🏰🔥🏹🐉 Alliances are crumbling, grumpy Ser Jaime is still grumbling and the hi...
2025-07-22 22:22:23 +0000 UTC View Post
We're flying high into GAME OF THRONES season 7 and our Petty Thrones seem to be the best seat in the house! 🏰🔥🏹🐉 Alliances are crumbling, grumpy Ser Jaime is still grumbling and the hi...
2025-07-20 23:47:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Pumpkins, our full Wednesday Season 1 binge reaction is now on YouTube! 🖤 All 8 episodes, one spooky marathon—just in time for Season 2 dropping in 2 weeks.
Grab your bl...
2025-07-20 16:03:15 +0000 UTC View Post
We're flying high into GAME OF THRONES season 7 and our Petty Thrones seem to be the best seat in the house! 🏰🔥🏹🐉 Alliances are crumbling, grumpy Ser Jaime is still grumbling and the hi...
2025-07-19 15:02:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Your fav killer robot bestie hacked her way into our YouTube channel and uploaded the edited version of our M3GAN 2.0 reaction herself. Which means one thing:
It’s time to STR...
From sabotage to server crashes, our first time watching M3GAN 2.0 reminded us why our fav killer robot murder bestie will always be THAT girl. After all, you know what we always say-- her code may...
2025-07-15 17:07:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins,
It's time for another unboxing! This one gets a little emotional because some very unexpected things were sent our way! We always have so much fun opening the things you ...
2025-07-14 00:51:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, it’s time to clutch your pearls and straighten your wigs—Benito Skinner’s Overcompensating is live on the channel!
It's camp. It's therapy. It's 2 hours of ga...
👀 You saw the full carnage. Now witness the final slay.
Premium Petty Pumpkins got the uncut battle—every demon decapitation, high note, and hair flip in its rawes...
It's our first time watching LAKE PLACID where the crocs are thicc, the dialogue is feral, and nobody seems qualified to be handling this situation 🛶🐊🚁
Take...
2025-07-09 01:31:14 +0000 UTC View Post
The vocals? Lethal. The choreography? Iconic. The movie??? Legendary!!! We’re bopping our way through a first-time watch of KPOP DEMON HUNTERS and if the demons work hard?? These girlies work har...
2025-07-08 13:21:08 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re back for another bite and sinking our teeth into a rewatch of SINNERS—because once simply wasn’t enough! From the eerie hush of the bayou to the blood-soaked walls of the ballroom, this...
2025-07-08 04:42:47 +0000 UTC View Post
The sermons have ended. The reckoning is here.
Our full Sinners commentary is almost ready for the Patch 🎃☕
Only the faithful will see it firs...