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Welcome Home - Kenna and Talia Version

Kenna Zarneki was going to die.

She realized this the moment she stepped off the jet and onto the tarmac, which burned so hot under the Atlanta summer sun that Kenna could swear she’d seen ...

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Welcome Home - Kent and Talia Version

Kent Zarneki was going to die.

He realized this the moment he stepped off the jet and onto the tarmac, which burned so hot under the Atlanta summer sun that Kent could swear he’d seen a swe...

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Introducing: Snapdragon

Snapdragon is a puckishly jovial girl, with moon-pale skin and night-dark eyes and an unnervingly sharp-toothed smile. Her appearance makes her out to be around eleven years of age. She delights in...

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Demo Update: Chapter 7

Here's the rest of Mind Blind's Chapter 7! 

Average playthrough is now 52,000 words (214,000 total), but the new content can be either a lot longer or shorter  based on whi...

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Grayson Wacker Black, The Uncensored Exclusive

With a grand total of 165 votes, Grayson is the winner of March's Character Interview! 

(Nick is both extremely proud of Gray for winning, and slightly disgruntled that ...

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Developer's Blog: Ping-Pong Smoke Bombs and Suspicious Stats

I hope everyone is having a wonderful March! For those in the same hemisphere as me: it’s almost spring! For those in the Southern hemisphere: happy autumn!

I’m not British, so I won’t ...

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MB Saucy Side: Counting Freckles

Featuring Sally and Button

“One-hundred and seventeen,” you declare confidently.

Sally props herself up on the pillow...

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Lady Death's Diary: Chapter 6

Father summoned me to the east parlor as soon as I arrived. Madam Catherine, his bride-to-be, blended into the room’s pastel palette, looking as if she’d been painted in watercolor with her nea...

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March Elections Start Now!

I'll be laying out a more detailed schedule of what drops when come this Friday, but for now here's the poll for March's character interview! It'll close on Saturday, so please make sure to vote wh...

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Character Interview: Kenna

A spotlight shines once again on Nicholas Wiseman, wearing the same sequined gold vest and a top hat cocked at an even jauntier angle. He sits in one of two cushioned chairs on an otherwise emp...

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Character Interview: Kent

A spotlight shines once again on Nicholas Wiseman, wearing the same sequined gold vest and a top hat cocked at an even jauntier angle. He sits in one of two cushioned chairs on an otherwise emp...

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Developer's Blog: Let's March Forth

February is almost at its end! Other than K’s interview this weekend (hosted by Glitch, because K has the audacity to pull the greatest “I don’t know you” at Nick that I’ve ever written) ...

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Mind Blind Blooper Reel

Kent glares at you.

You glare back.

The glare-down continues until Rosy heaves an exasperated sigh. “Are you both quite done?”

[i]But first one to blink loses![/i] Nick protes...

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Lady Death's Diary: Chapter 5

“Do not dare enter my study wearing those muddy boots, Your Majesty,” said Delphine. “King or not, this rug is new and I won’t have you ruining it.”

Not many people could get away w...

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Touched By An Angel - Talia Version

Virginia Parker had been called many things over the course of her life. The “A’s” were her personal favorite: “arrogant,” “abrasive,” “aggressive.” She tucked these insults away ...

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Touched By An Angel - Ferro Version

Virginia Parker had been called many things over the course of her life. The “A’s” were her personal favorite: “arrogant,” “abrasive,” “aggressive.” She tucked these insults away ...

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A Rose of Thanks

This weekend, my final Patreon goal was met. I thought long and hard about how to say "thank you" . . . but there aren't enough words to express my appreciation. Even that phrase "not enough words"...

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DEMO UPDATE: Power Rangers, Assemble!

A little late in the day, because I slept until 11am. I caught up on a week's worth of sleep and now feel rejuvenated and ready to keep writing! 💪

I still need to edit a bunch of things (w...

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Demo Delay

Given that I was up until 6am last night (this morning?) freaking out over getting a new apartment, I'm sleep-deprived enough that my editing is doing more harm than good to the game right now. I'm...

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Developer Blog: Home Sweet Home

I’m still editing and debugging this next update, but will do my best to post it before midnight PST. I realize this is down to the literal last second of my promised drop date, ...

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A Courteous Kidnapping, Part 2

The course of true love runs more smoothly when there's a dragon involved. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!

Abraham Littlefoot Skullcrusher, Esquire, (known as Abe t...

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Developer Blog: Cupid Calamity

The Good News: K's route alone is twice as long as Santa Scam.

The Bad News: Only K's route is available.

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Lady Death's Diary: Chapter 4.5

From the Journal of Lady Vitrula Rhys: The First Death 

The first time that Prince Loren asked for my hand in marriage, I’d felt so ecstatic that I could ...

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Bloopers from Cupid Calamity

Subtitle: The Roast of Satan

(Sub-Subtitle: Sorry, Clarence.)


"You know, Clarence, it's quite a feat that your combover manages to hide ...

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A Courteous Kidnapping

Note: I have a book of writing prompts that I use for exercises. In this flash fiction, written almost exactly one year ago, I gave a slight fantasy twist (and role re...

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Developer’s Blog: I Feel Pretty. Oh, So Pretty.

One might even say that I feel hot. (Screenshot from Graphtreon.com, which tracks Patreon growth, and where I am apparently a "hot creator" which makes me feel like Cinderella as she majes...

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February's Interviewee is . . . K!

Everyone's favorite non-Ment has a big enough lead that I'm calling the February poll in K's favor.

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Delivery for the Damned: Balthasar

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Mind Blind Saucy Side: Ambrose Version

“Desk Job”

Featuring: Ambrose and Button

Your meeting with Ambrose begins with a kiss. It ends with the flagrant, torrid misuse and semi-d...

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Mind Blind Saucy Side: Ambrosia Version

“Desk Job”

Featuring: Ambrosia and Button

Your meeting with Ambrosia begins with a kiss. It ends with the flagrant, torrid misuse and semi...

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