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*NOT EPISODE 7* (but an update)

Episode 7 will be with you tomorrow evening guys. I've tried my best to get it done for tonight and it was close, but frustratingly it hasn't quite happened. It will definitely be with you tomorrow...

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How NOT to travel America - Bonus Footage #3

*Watch with subtitles and in 1080HD*  

All the best deleted scenes and unused clips from Episode 3 of How not to travel America, giving you more of an insight into the adventure but als...

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How not to travel America (part 6)

Patreons: Thanks for your patience on this one. I hope it’s worth the wait

As usual please watch with the subtitles and in HD. 1080p

Title, thumbnail and description will be amended t...

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*not episode 6 but an update*

I’m working on getting E6 done for you tonight at 9pm, it’s gonna be tight and things could go wrong in the rendering process as this one is a biggy. I’ll keep you posted but basically thereâ...

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Here we go again...

More information to be revealed in due course...

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How NOT to travel America - Bonus Footage #2

*Watch with subtitles and in 1080HD*  

All the best deleted scenes and unused clips from Episode 2 of How not to travel America, giving you more of an insight into the adventure but als...

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Two Brits hike through rural Virginia (How NOT to Travel America #5)

Here we go Patreon gang!

*Watch with subtitles and in HD for full effect*  

In this episode Tom and Greg set off from Washington DC and head for thee wilderness of  Shenando...

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How NOT to travel America - Bonus Footage #1

*Watch with subtitles and in 1080HD*  

All the best deleted scenes and unused clips from Episode 1 of How not to travel America, giving you more of an insight into the adventure but als...

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Patreon Party, General Chit-Chat (All Tiers)

A long overdue chill sesh with the Patreons. There will be chatting, there will be burning questions answered, and maybe a few other bits and bobs too.

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Patreons only YouTube Stream on Thursday 12th at 6pm GMT

It'll be a general chit chat this time - you can ask me questions and we could even watch a classic back together and I could share my thoughts!

This stream will be for ALL patreons as a tha...

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Two clueless Brits attempt to get on Dance Cam at the Baseball (How NOT to Travel America #4)

We got there in the end! Thanks for your patience everyone.

As always watch with subtitles as some key lines are hard to hear, and make sure you're watching in the highest quality.

I...

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NOT EPISODE #4 (but a frustrating update)

This video should cover the current predicament.
Let me know your honest thoughts in the comments. I'll be here and will try my best to respond.

I'd like to make it up to you all. How abo...

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Kayaking through rough black country areas! (Training session #1 for the world's hardest kayak race)

*Watch with subtitles!*  

My Uncle Ed has signed us both up for one of the most legendary kayak races on earth, the Devizes to Westminster race. The race consists of 125 miles of canal ...

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We shot some B-Ball in West Philly, and angered a Brooklyn gangster (How NOT to Travel America #3)

Yo Patreons, it's here. The subtitles are done now but might might not be too accurate towards the end.

Do make sure you use them though, as some speech is hard to hear!

Finally, the...

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*NOT A VIDEO* (but two updates)

Patreons of old and new (Welcome new ones!)..

Two things:

Firstly, Part 3 of How NOT to travel America is not going to be with you until Tuesday unfortunately (Wednesday on YouTube). ...

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We attempted to sail a tin can boat down the length of Long Island (How NOT to travel America #2)

My lovely patreons: here it is
(Proper description will be here tomorrow)  

*As usual please watch with subtitles and in HD, however the subtitles may not be 100% accurate, especial...

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Two Brits travel Boston to Miami by any means necessary! (How NOT to Travel America #1)

Here it is Patreons. A week late but I'm really hoping worth the wait.
As usual let me know what you thought of this episode in the comments.

*Watch with subtitles and in HD for full effe...

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Tom falls off his bike, and the couple get extremely hungover [Frankfurt to Munich Bike Ride #4]

A $4 Tier production
Subtitles available

Having spent the night in some spooky castle grounds, Tom and Verity attempt to take a big off-piste shortcut through hilly forests in a bid to s...

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GeoWizard proposes to Verity but gets the wrong town.. [Frankfurt to Munich Bike Ride #3]

A $4 Tier production
Subtitles available!

When we arrived at the fairy-tale town of Rothenburg ob der Tauber having cycled a whopping 66 miles in the blistering heat, the last thing Veri...

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How NOT to travel America - Official Trailer

If this doesn't get you excited I don't know what will.

For those curious, there's a hell of a lot missing from this trailer. There's tasters in there for sure, but I've been careful not to ...

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Verity went into beast mode on this epic day of cycling.. [Frankfurt to Munich Bike Ride #2]

A $4 Tier production
Subtitles available  

Having found a great camp spot the previous night, me and Verity set off for the vibrant medieval city of Wurzburg where we would stumble ...

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Verity wasn't a fan of my questionable woodland route.. [Frankfurt to Munich Bike ride #1]

In the summer of 2022, just after Dribbling Britain, me and Verity decided we needed a well earned break from our respective jobs. We'd also been talking about doing a bike trip for some time. I kn...

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DRIBBLING BRITAIN - BONUS FOOTAGE/BEHIND THE SCENES #2

Sorry for the delay on this one folks, Verity had some work come in so I had to quickly do this when I landed.

None the less, here are all the deleted scenes and behind the scenes shots fro...

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WE'RE DONE (AND STILL ALIVE)

How not to travel America is done and dusted, we're both back home safe and sound, and you are all in f...

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Frankfurt to Munich Trailer

A little taster of the kinds of things you can expect in the two part patreon series that will be gracing your screens in October.   

This was put together quite hurriedly and as a...

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DRIBBLING BRITAIN - BONUS FOOTAGE/BEHIND THE SCENES #1

Here you go folks, all the deleted scenes and behind the scenes shots from part 1 of Dribbling Britain. I just about got this one done in time before I leave for London to catch my flight to Boston...

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I attempted to kick a football across Britain in under 24 hours [PART 2 OF 2]

Here's part two patreons. If you want to leave a comment on YouTube please put "SPOILERS" at the start of your comment for the normies.

(Proper thumbnail incoming tomorrow too don't worry)<...

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I attempted to kick a football across Britain in under 24 hours [PART 1 OF 2]

Here it is. Out of the blue, just how you like it.
Finally you are exclusive witnesses to exactly how this barmy undertaking actually went, or at least the first half of it. Fasten your seatbel...

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40 Miles in the Peak District (my biggest training day for Dribbling Britain)

It's the 30th of June 2022, the monstrous Dribbling Britain is fast approaching (roughly 11 days away) and there is still lots of work to be done fitness wise. Stag do incidents aside, 25 miles in ...

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What can you expect on Patreon in the coming months?

Morning all! There's been a lack of missions in recent months and a lull in patreon content as a result. The situation is about to improve however. Here's what you can expect in the coming months o...

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