“Missa Somnolenta!” called the lead rider, and waves of green magic rolled out from the Z-shaped sigil he crafted on his palm. I heard thumps behind me and turned to see that the h...
2025-07-23 20:40:38 +0000 UTC View Post“I’ll be having words with you later, Reg,” I growled before jumping down outside the town and sprinting towards the distant smoke. I could faintly hear the sound of screams and the cla...
2025-07-22 20:39:34 +0000 UTC View Post“Keep your voice down!” I hissed at the soldier whose parade-ground stance shifted slightly. He swayed, one hand rising to his left temple and exploring his new lump. When he brough...
2025-07-21 16:04:50 +0000 UTC View PostThe sound of frantic hammering, harsh orders being yelled, and desperate preparation echoed out around us as we approached the Cod. The sign had been hung above the door, and the dancing neon...
2025-07-18 17:15:33 +0000 UTC View Post“Halt! Do not approach the town!”
The Rompers, I briefly wondered if I should introduce them to the Bonkers and try to bring some sanity to Helstatian naming conventions, had ...
2025-07-17 18:20:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe bunnies were wising up. Carrots, lettuce, and assorted vegetables had worked as bait up until recently. Now they didn’t even come to the edge of their warrens as I wafted t...
2025-07-16 15:19:50 +0000 UTC View PostI had created a new pile next to my lovely shiny one. This one was less pleasant to look at, but it was quickly being consumed. Biomass sto
I had created a new pile next to my lovely sh...
2025-07-15 17:26:27 +0000 UTC View PostOn the whole, the bar sign was well received, at least by Esme. Jenny muttered some nice things, then asked to be shown to her room. “I’ve
On the whole, the bar sign was well receiv...
2025-07-14 16:48:10 +0000 UTC View Post“What seems to be the problem, Lieutenant?” Johnson asked as he strode into the Cod with his helmet tucked under one arm. He was still full
“What seems to be the problem, Lieutena...
2025-07-11 15:27:35 +0000 UTC View PostThe formerly lazily guarded entrances to town were now locked down by at least a dozen men and women. This lot weren’t wearing rusty chainm
The formerly lazily guarded entrances to to...
2025-07-10 17:14:22 +0000 UTC View Post“Bob, I want to go home, please!” Jenny said quickly.
“Look, I’m sorry about this. I wasn’t aware that my dungeon manager had let things slide so much while I was...
2025-07-09 19:51:58 +0000 UTC View PostIt took me an hour or so of wandering around, a massive dragon waving some carrots and cooing softly, but Bun-Bun had eventually hopped out of a warren and sat there twitching his nose at me...
2025-07-08 19:52:25 +0000 UTC View PostKat did not immediately appear, which was worrying. I donned my battle-monocle and scanned around my lair. I got no flashes of data to sug
Kat did not immediately appear, which wa...
2025-07-07 15:22:14 +0000 UTC View PostA foot-long claw of ebony chitin reached delicately between two of my rear fangs and rooted around for a moment before emerging with a scrap of fabric hooked on the end. I was reasonably conf...
2025-07-04 19:43:00 +0000 UTC View Post“Yeeeaaahhhh!” I couldn’t see her, but I assumed Jenny was waving a fist in the air. Soon, I could drop her off, introduce her to Esme and Benton, go find something to eat and ge...
2025-07-03 19:49:14 +0000 UTC View PostJenny bid her father a tearful farewell. I kind of felt bad about that, but she had assured me he was a better baker than her, he’d been he
Jenny bid her father a tearful farewell.&nb...
2025-07-02 14:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostAs the poop-laden air passed into my throat, I vomited. Two whole chicken carcasses covered in steaming acid, an entire leg of Gamblepric (
As the poop-laden air passed into my throat, ...
2025-07-01 20:12:40 +0000 UTC View PostWe had been on the road for six days and were due to arrive at Baginton sometime this afternoon. Despite arguing they would be necessary, T
We had been on the road for six days and were...
2025-06-30 19:07:13 +0000 UTC View PostAfter settling our arrangements with Alice, Tex took me shopping. I was aware that eating him was not an acceptable response; it would be b
After settling our arrangements with Alice, T...
2025-06-29 19:22:33 +0000 UTC View PostTex reemerged in clean trousers and smiled broadly at me. “I’m glad I didn’t make a fool of myself!” he said happily. “Right. Healer fir
Tex reemerged in cle...
2025-06-28 20:14:56 +0000 UTC View PostOnce Samantha, an extremely pretty woman in a maid's outfit made for someone two sizes smaller than her, had been and gone, Tex was permitte
Once Samantha, an extremely pretty woman in a maid...
2025-06-27 18:36:43 +0000 UTC View Post“Five fucking gold!” I snarled once we were back on the street.
“Jesus, Bob! Keep it down!” Tex hissed. “You want the Gloomies taking an interest in us? That’s a...
2025-06-26 16:41:33 +0000 UTC View PostPhillpot’s Palace of Pecuniary Pap was located on the edge of the part of Ankmapak known as The Glooming. It was a good way west from the Long Horn, and I was surprised to realise that the...
2025-06-26 16:40:48 +0000 UTC View PostOn Tex’s advice, I had put away my fancy suit and was once again wearing a simple tunic and trousers. The creak and groan as the wagon rumbled along the wide, paved street tow...
2025-06-26 16:40:12 +0000 UTC View Post“Bob! For the love of god! Stop!” Tex hissed. It sounded like his teeth were clenched shut. I had been taking a note out of dear Kat’s b
“Bob! For the lo...
2025-06-26 16:39:28 +0000 UTC View PostI hastily snapped my mouth closed with a clop sound. This was familiar. Not in the sense I’d been there before, but there was something that looked suspiciously like a jukebox in one corner...
2025-06-26 16:38:46 +0000 UTC View PostIt turned out that the glowing spheres this world used instead of bulbs were called lightballs. Very imaginative. I stood, staring like a fucking tourist at the exterior of the temple o...
2025-06-26 16:38:02 +0000 UTC View PostFlying at night was fun. With my jet-black body, I felt like a stealth bomber as I headed south to rendezvous with Tex. The towns and villages were constellations below me, the farms an...
2025-06-26 16:36:55 +0000 UTC View PostBiomass stored:
208.5 KG
Biomass required for evolution: 90 KG.
Evolve: Y/N? 2025-06-26 16:36:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Dungeon Status:
Unnamed Dungeon.
Level: 5
Floors: 7 (Residential (Industrial) (Agricultur...
2025-06-26 16:35:13 +0000 UTC View Post