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3D Pinball - ZX Spectrum

On 23rd April 1982 Sinclair released the ZX Spectrum and proceded to dominate the home computer market here in the UK. Simon had a 'Speccy' as a child, and has fond memories of them. To mark the oc...

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Naked Living: Eggs - Again!

Playing with 4K videos - here is Helen doing a tutorial on how to make scrambled eggs. Bonus cameo by Simon in the window reflection which wasn't spotted until afterwards!

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Gran Turismo - Sony PS1

Driving games have always appealed to Simon, but he's never been any good at them. Unlike all those other games he is good at... 🙄🤣 Anyway, as Gran Turismo 7 has recently been released, we th...

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Countryside Walk

Yesterday Simon and I took a break from our devices and screens, and join a naturist hike in the East Sussex countryside. In the UK it's perfectly legal to be naked in public so long as you keep yo...

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Countryside Walk (extra pictures)

As I said in the public post, Simon and I join a naturist hike in the East Sussex countryside. In the UK it's perfectly legal to be naked in public so long as you keep your behaviour family friendl...

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Austin Powers Pinball - Round 2 - Sony PS1

So we said we'd come back to it to try the other table, and well, more practice is required! Helen wasn't feeling great so we kept this one short, but please let us know if we should persevere and ...

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Crash Bandicoot - Sony PS1

Sega had 'Sonic', Nintendo had 'Mario', so in the late '90s Sony needed a loveable platform character of their own. And so 'Crash Bandicoot' came to be! I played these games quite a lot at the time...

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Lunch in the Garden

A bacon sandwich in the sun - the first time we've been able to have our lunch in the garden this year. The first of many though, hopefully!

WATCH IT HERE: 2022-03-25 19:22:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Naked living: It's Spring!

A little nude photoshoot in the garden, welcoming the warmer spring weather.

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Wii Sports - Golf

The last of the original Wii Sports games - golf. It was actually quite good fun, if a little slow paced. We got well into our swing though.

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Wii Sports - Baseball

Well, we may as well finish the other games on the original Wii Sports now that we've come this far. Its a bit dangerous playing baseball in our little living room though! Sorry, Helen...

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Naked living: Hanging the washing

More normal life. Even naturists have washing! Especially those with teenagers, like us. Besides, we do have to go out in the real world sometimes. However, on this occasion the only items of Simon...

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Naked living: Scrambled eggs for lunch

More normal life. Scrambled eggs for lunch. Helen cooks the eggs, Simon operates a toaster! Our tiny kitchen prevents getting the camera back any further, unfortunately...

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Super Mario Bros. Wii

We've played Sonic a few times, but we'd yet to play any Mario! How remiss of us! So we're putting that straight with some Super Mario on the Wii. Believe it or not, neither of us have played much ...

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More Mr. & Mrs!

We last played this as our first experiment in making videos. Its a fun thing to revisit though, and we've got plenty of questions left so I imaging we'll be back again in the future!

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Austin Powers Pinball - PS1

Pinball baby! Yeah!  Helen loves a pinball game, and Simon does like the gameplay, even if he's not particularly good at them. So when this Austin Powers version popped up on eBay, we had to h...

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Video editing!

Not the most sophisticated setup, but it works for us for now. If we get hold of a 4K camera at some point then we'll need more processing power, but as we are now the shuttle wheel is the only spe...

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Wii Sports Tennis - An Extra Round

Helen never likes to miss an opportunity to thrash Simon at Wii Sports Tennis - especially if he's just beaten her at some other game! However this time she managed to inadvertently put herself off...

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Wii Sports - Boxing

Well, you asked for it, so here we go. And we wholly recommend it as a way to keep warm on a stormy winter's evening! We felt like we'd had a proper workout by the end.

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Edengarden visit

On the weekend before Valentine's Day, we visited a practically unknown genuine naturist spa in Chingford in East London. They're a slightly older couple who don't 'do' social media, which is a sha...

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A real pinball table!

Its wonderful when you make unexpected discoveries! Whilst visiting a small naturist spa we discovered they also had a small American diner on site, which included this wonderful, recently restored...

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Sega Mega Drive

Sonic the Hedgehog was an absolute classic. Sonic 2 passed us by though. Its faster pace and split screen action was impressive to so on the original Sega Mega Drive, but as Helen put it, made it '...

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Helen and her wine

Its no secret that Helen like a glass of Sauvignon Blanc of an evening - just keep an eye out in most of our videos and you will spot her reaching for her glass! So when she got given a discount co...

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Naked Retro Gaming LIVE!

Come and join us on Friday 9th September at the Centre for Computing History in Cambridge, UK for an evening of retro gaming on a variety of original retro computers, consoles and arcade machines. ...

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Mini break at Clover Spa

We've been away for a few days on a much needed mini-break at Clover Spa in Birmingham, UK. Here are a few pictures of our trip!

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Altered Beast on Sega Megadrive

Altered Beast - most famous for being the pack-in game for Sega's Mega Drive / Genesis when it first launched in 1988. It was requested that we visit this game, as it has a lot of nostalgia for so ...

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Wii Sports - Bowling

Apparently our Patreons like to see us get up occasionally! So, we're back with Wii Sports, this time with bowling. Maybe we'll work through them all!

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'20 GOTO 10' - A crowdfunded book that we want!

If you have an interest in the retro computing world (and why else would you follow us? 😉) then consider supporting this book which is almost funded. We - ok, mainly Simon - would love to see it...

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Tekken Tag Tournament - Sony PS2

Our eldest daughter is not exactly a full time naturist, but is perfectly happy in her own skin. She's also a modern gamer girl, so was more than happy to join us for a winner-stays-on round of Tek...

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Wii Sports - Tennis

Well, you asked us to get off the sofa for a bit, so we thought we'd do a bit of Wii Sports. Once Simon had found enough batteries for the Wiimotes, anyway! So who's for tennis?..

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