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Activision Bad (The Jimquisition)

As Activision CEO Bobby Kotick pockets an absurd $155 million for no good reason, let's look at the company being bad, and doing bad things, like a bad company.   

No further critic...

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Podquisition 339: Dangers of Vending Machine Proximity

This podcast is not brought to you by Snapple (yet; call us).

Games we played this week include: 

EDF World Brothers (17:00)

FF7 Remake Intergrade (32:15)

Flower (39:40...

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The Baleful Backtracking Of Bear-Croc! (Squirty Play)

Lost in Terra Mora is a first-person horror game on Steam. That's okay. There's hundreds of thousands of them, and this is one of them!

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Not Watching E3 Is The New Watching E3 (The Jimquisition)

E3 happened, and it was a particularly mediocre one this year. Let's face it though, even when it's at its best, E3 isn't really that important or vital. It's always been guff, and always will be g...

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Ryse Returns Airs At Twitch.tv/JimSterling Tonight

Hi you luvverly patrons! As I type this, I'm in a hotel room with a tummy full of the metaphorical butterflies (contrary to rumors, I do not eat butterflies). I've got the nerves because after 15 m...

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Podquisition 338: A Town Called Voorhees

Unlike E3, these people know how to set appropriate expectations.

Games we played this week include:
Skatebird (15:30)
Final Fantasy Origin (19:15)
Tunic (26:00)
Ratchet and Clank...

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Why The Five Nights At Freddy's Guy Sucks (The Jimquisition)

Scott Cawthon, creator of Five Nights at Freddy's, has been giving money to some of the worst people in America. While he's free to do so, I'm free to say he absolutely sucks for it.    View Post

Podquisition 337: Pinball Justice

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That Time Warner Bros. Beat Up A Queer Character For Pride (The Jimquisition)

Pride is never short of corporate exploitation, and every year companies compete to see who can put their foot in it the hardest.   

This year, Warner Bros. offered players the chan...

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Asking Sterling Questions!

Hey gang,

Thought I'd do another Asking Sterling here soon. If you're a new patron, basically patrons ask questions in replies to this post, and then I'll answer them in an upcoming podcast p...

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A State Of Sterling Update

Hi folks! It's been a while since I did a bit of a bloggy update. How are you? I hope you are well. Thank you as always for the continued support, whether you're a patron or a viewer/sharer of the ...

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Podquisition 336: Moon Goddess

Bask in the glow of her power.

Games we played this week include:
Necromunda: Hired Gun (17:20)
Knockout City (32:10)
BioMutant (36:50)
Ghosts n Goblins Resurrection (44:10)
Th...

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Biomutant - Attack Of The Goofy Weasel Beasts (Jimpressions)

I want to like Biomutant. I really do. But I don't. Because it's not very good.

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EA Is Evil, Actually (The Jimquisition)

Electronic Arts wants you to give it all of your money as its business model shifts more and more to microtransactions and gambling. It's not above being positively vile in this endeavor.  &nb...

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Podquisition 335: Epilatastic

Oh, you thought we were done with skin care?

Games we played this week include: 

Psychonauts (6:15)
BioMutant (8:00)
Mass Effect 2 (28:10)
Dark Pictures Anthology - House ...

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The Spin-Off Doctors - In The Name Of The King 3: The Last Mission

The last Uwe Boll film left to do before we can move onto some hopefully better flicks, In the Name of the King 3: The Last Mission is aptly named. 

It's also fittingly horrid. 

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The One Thing Millennials Did Kill (The Jimquisition)

Millennials are blamed for the death of many things. This is because people love to talk nonsense. Millennials didn't kill anything, they just can't afford to support the things that need money to ...

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Putting The Meta In Meta Knight (Squirty Play)

It's a game called Knights of Riddle. It is trying. I can at least say that.

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Podquisition 334: Covered in Gamer Goo

Do not attempt the stunts performed on this show in your own home.


Games we played this week include: 
Resident Evil Village (13:45)
Mass Effect Legendary Edition (22:20...

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The Under 900,000 Subscriber Special (The Jimquisition)

Join James Stephanie Sterling and Beanie Tuesday for a special celebration of a momentous milestone.

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Podquisition 333: Ask Not For Whom the Bell Dongs

It dongs for thee.

Games we played this week include:
Resident Evil Village (05:15)
Dragon Quest Builders 2 (19:00)
Train Simulator (31:10)
Bunny Bunny Dig Dig (33:30)
Wind Wak...

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Resident Evil Village - Village Creeple (Jimpressions)

Resident Evil has never tasted so much like Halloween.   

Resident Evil Village is a camp and schlocky delight. It's spooky, and silly, and has a lot of Resident Evil 4 in its DNA. ...

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Cyclical Gamer Discourse (The Jimquisition)

Repetition is what makes Gamer Discourse go round, and I should know - this very show has been accused of repetition since inception. It's not like the accusation is untrue. 

  ...

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Podquisition 332: Moldy Singlets

Not to be confused with Microsoft and their exceptional line of products.

Games we played this week include:
Before I Forget (07:40)
Cadillacs & Dinosaurs (19:45)
Pokémon Snap (...

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Returnal - Die, Die Again! (Jimpressions)

Finally! Something new and interesting for the PlayStation 5. If you have one, this curious roguelite shoot-em-up might be your cup of tea. I'm personally enjoying it a lot. 

It's a toug...

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Streaming Today At 3pm Eastern

Hey folks! Just a note to say I'll be streaming at twitch.tv/jimsterling for a couple hours! We'll start at 3pm Eastern. Not quite sure what will be on the docket, but y'know, it might be good cont...

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Videogame Executives Are Pointless Parasites (The Jimquisition)

The sheer amount of money hoarded by videogame executives is astounding, especially when you're constantly told that videogames are too expensive to make.   

Bobby Kotick just "halv...

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Podquisition 331: Babygirl Boots

On the march and looking fab.

Games we played this week include:
PHOGS! (10:55)
Ballistic Ecks vs Sever (18:35)
Congo The Movie: Secret of Zinj (20:25)
The Longing (24:20)
Path...

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Mario Is Selling His Own Brother To Children (The Jimquisition)

Remember that LEGO Mario with the electric eyes? Do you know this child's toy gets firmware updates? 

Do you know this child's toy got an update that sold products directly to kids? &nbs...

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Podquisition 330: Anterior Logic

Assess advantages afforded our arthropod associates

Games we played this week include:
Portal Reloaded (5:30)
Disco Elysium: The Final Cut (13:30)
Later Alligator (18:15)
PS3 Emul...

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