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Patenting Game Mechanics: A Worse Idea Than Stadia (The Jimquisition)

Patenting game mechanics is bad. It's bad. It's simply bad. So is Google Stadia, and we're going to talk about both Google's failings and Warner Bros. Interactive's patent hoarding.    View Post

Podquisition 319: No Erotic Implications

There’s nothing sexual about this podcast. It’s educational.

Games we played this week include:
Cockhead (11:25)
Hitman III (24:45)
The Medium (32:25)
Dom Rusalok (41:00)
D...

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Occupy Stonk Street (The Jimquisition)

So there's really only one thing to talk about this week, and that's the whole mess that happened with GameStop and Wall Street. It's pretty much a perfect look at the wider problems we regularly d...

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Podquisition 318: Sure Would Forest

A merry band are we.

Games we played this week include:
Deep Rock Galactic (23:35)
Monster Hunter World (26:00)
Cyber Shadow (38:35)
Babysitting Mama (41:15)
Unworthy (46:30) View Post

Death & Taxes (The Jimquisition)

Another normal one today! We chat about Euro Truck Simulator vaccinating itself against controversy, we say goodbye to the FCC chairman that nobody liked, and we discuss Activision making money tha...

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Podquisition 317: Shots To The Face

Get ready to be covered in the fluid of your choice.

Games we played this week include:
Double Kick Heroes (14:35)
Deep Rock Galactic (18:05)
Monster Hunter World (24:15)
Sea Salt...

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The Jimquisition's New Groove, And Other Updates

Hello, you friendly little bottom burps! In keeping with my desire to provide more updates, here I am providing more updates. Can I stop this one from becoming a bloody novella this time? Maybe?&nb...

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Just A Pog In The Machine (The Jimquisition)

New year, new me, and an all-new Jimquisition for you to stuff down your stinkin' gullets! This week, we've packed four stories into one hot video, and I am very pleased with how an anthological Ji...

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Podquisition 316: A Righteous Claim of Nobility

We’re joined by Sophie (aka TheymerSophie / CurioVids) to witness the coronation of Loardy Sterling.

Games we played this week include:
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1+2 (6:40)
Cooking Mama: C...

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The Devil Hit A Dog With A Go Kart

In this game about being the devil, you can do jumping, you can do driving, you can do getting stuck in closets, and you can do nothing.

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A Completely Normal One (The Jimquisition)

Everything is completely normal.

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Podquisition 315: Luck You

A new year, a bold new direction for Podquisition.

Games we played this week include:
Pummel Party (12:30)
Dead Space (20:45)
Mass Effect: Andromeda (22:35)
Cloudpunk (26:30)
Y...

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How I Do My Awards (Or, Why Doom Eternal Was Robbed!)

Game of the Year awards are as prone as any other form of videogame critique to causing upset. Very much like controversies surrounding game reviews, I've read the same debates crop up, year after ...

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The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2020

With 2020 now safely in the rear view, we can all start dreading 2021 and its inevitable horrors. First, let's take one positive break and look back at the games of 2020 that won our hearts.  ...

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Here Is A Colorful Game With Themes Of Cartoon Genocide

Here is Phantast, it's a game you can look at. You wouldn't think it at first glance, but it's a game about genocidal land seizure in which the persecutors are the heroes. At least that's the way I...

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Podquisition 314: Smell Like You Drunkenly Boned A Bonfire

Oh, don’t act like you haven’t considered it.

Games we played this year include:
Final Fantasy VII Remake (14:00)
Deadly Premonition 2 (21:10)
Ooblets (25:20)
TemTem (27:20) View Post

Top Ten Sh*ttiest Games Of 2020 (The Jimquisition)

It's that miserable time of the year once again. 2020 has been a hellscape of dread and confusion, but there is one thing you can always rely upon - the annual rundown of the crappiest nonsense gam...

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Podquisition 313: Hounded in the Village Square

It’s hard to be this correct all the time.

Games we played this week include:
A Plague Tale: Innocence (16:55)
Catherine: Full Body (20:10)
If Found (23:20)
Metal Gear Solid 4 (...

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That Cyberpunk Song What We Done

If you would like the audio of the song we put together for A Song of Cyberpunk, here you go! Thank you so much to everyone who shared the video and wrote nice things about it. And of course to the...

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A Song Of Cyberpunk (The Jimquisition)

Hey, did you hear about Cyberpunk? The game of the year, except the versions that are total junk! 

It's a singin' Jimquisition this week as we take a look at the unbelievably humiliating...

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The Spin-Off Doctors: Star Wars Episode One - A New Hope

The doctors are in! 

While we were meant to do Sonic ages ago, some things happened and we had to go with something else. Since most people know all about it, we went with something broa...

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Podquisition 312: Now That’s Punk!

We feel confident saying, by way of comparison, that this podcast is very, very punk.

Games we played this week include:
Demon's Souls (21:05)
Nullpointer (24:40)
Visual Out (27:05)<...

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Videogame Discourse: More Broken Than Cyberpunk (The Jimquisition)

Cyberpunk 2077 is finally out, which means people are unhappy, because that's how videogames work.   

We know the routine with massively hyped "AAA" videogames by now. Before the ga...

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Boston's Favorite Son: Don't Let The Slunge Dry

I mentioned in an earlier post that I want to try and be better at letting you know about extracurricular content, rather than assume you don't want to hear about it. So anyway, here's the latest e...

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Talking Over Interesting Trailers From The Game Advertisements

The Game Advertisements happened once again, the annual display of self-congratulation from an industry that mostly doesn't deserve it. Anyway, it's not really about the awards, it's about marketin...

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Podquisition 311: Vom Control

It’s important to have certain conversations before you get started.

Games we played this week include:
Yakuza: Like a Dragon (6:00)
Factorio (8:50)
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Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity - Durable Fun (Jimpressions)

Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity is a prequel to a sequel and a sequel to a spin-off. It's also really bloody good, I reckon.   

With a more complex Warriors formula than usual, a d...

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"They'll Buy It Anyway" Doesn't Excuse The Corporate Racket (The Jimquisition)

Ever since I first started criticizing the business practices of mainstream videogame publishers, people have been quick to remind me that it doesn't matter what I think, people will buy games anyw...

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Excerpt From The Draft Of The Jimquisition Book That I Probably Won't Finish

Oh, hello, it is me again, Jim Sterling. This isn't part of the book draft, by the way, this is just an introduction.

Firstly, thank you for all the kind words and support in response to th...

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No, You're NOT A Gamer! (Commentocracy)

Animal Crossing? Not a real game. Pokémon? Not a real game. Anything that doesn't use a PS4 controller? Can it be called anything close to a game?   

Duke Amiel H'ardcore is back t...

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