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Metabombed: Mass Effect: Andromeda Is ‘Unbelievably Sad’

The game may be sad, but the reviews are quite funny. 

Podquisition Episode 138: Rectal Urgency

Your pal Jim Sterling is back from gall bladder surgery after having to cancel last week. 

It's time to talk about Crash Bandicoot, terrible PS4 developers, and loads of other bollocks!

The Jimquisition REMASTERED: Perfect Pasta Sauce

I'm in the hospital with a broken gall bladder. But I am not letting that stop me put out a Jimquisition.

There is always a way.

Podquisition Off This Week

Hello dear patrons,

As I said on Monday (and as you may have heard in my voice) I'm in a great deal of internal pain at the moment. While it's nothing to be worried about yet (might be finally ...

The Spin-off Doctors: Tekken

You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.

The Jimquisition: YouTube Needs To Face The Music

The past week and change has been chaotic in certain sectors of videogame YouTube. Copyright strikes, mental health issues, legal trouble and more erupted around the otherwise unassuming shooter, ...

Podquisition Episode 137: Physical Contact Speed

The SNES Classic will definitely be a better situation than... oh. Oh it wasn't. Okay then.

Elsewhere, we look at some console shovelware, we examine publisher lies, and talk some other...

Jim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 3

I should point out that Ian and I are friends, because otherwise this episode would come off really harsh. More than normal. 

But anyway, let's hear about human wreckage, being Jason Voorhees f...

The Jimquisition: Now Sony's Being Silly About Cross-Platform Play

First and foremost, The Jimquisition went to Mississippi Comic-Con and I got roughed up by Jason Voorhees. 

Of lesser importance is our main story. Cross-platform play is being embraced by both...

Podquisition Episode 136: Mario The Soul Catcher

On this week's episode, Nintendo tries to clarify that Mario doesn't possess anybody. It's worse than that.

Elsewhere, we chat about the weather, Wolfenstein, and more Nintendo bollocks.

The Spin-off Doctors: Assassin's Creed

 The worst movie we've done. Period.  

 You can listen/download directly here and get the RSS fee...

The Jimquisition: Winners & Losers E3 2017

The Jimquisition names its inaugural Winners & Losers of E3!

What killed? What died? We celebrate and jeer what Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo, Bethesda, Electronic Arts, and Ubisoft had to offer.<...

Review: Perception

Well... the idea was nice. 

The Jimquisition: Mod Theft Auto

Take-Two Interactive sent a cease-and-desist letter to popular modding tool Open IV.

With reasons spurious and methods nasty, the jealous protectorate of GTA Online has overreached in its d...

Podquisition Episode 135: Fuckable Bowser E32017

It's E3 time! Podquisition talks about the press briefings and news, as well as how choice Bowser looks now. 

Be it Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Ubisoft, or EA, we've got all the bollocks for ya!...

The Jimquisition: Goodbye Greenlight

Steam Greenlight, while once a promising and perhaps even noble endeavor, became a shitting tip in a year. 

Greenlight, aka Greenblight, aka Memelight, a service that did not so much open the f...

Review: Arms

Laura got a prerelease copy so kindly wrote us a review. 

Podquisition Episode 134: Ubisoft Is A Glazed Shit Donut

Ubisoft's new logo looks like a coiled dog turd in the summer heat, so it's the perfect logo, really. 

Elsewhere, Greenlight is dead, Splatoon 2's headset shenanigans are perfectl...

Review: Lock's Quest

Taking a look at the new port of one of my favorite portable games ever.

The Jimquisition: Take-Two Isn't Making Enough Money From You

Few things piss off your humble Jim Sterling more than executive speak.

Well, a lot of things do, but executive speak is fucking insulting anyway.

Let's see how Take-Two believes it isn't comi...

Review: RiME

Forgive me for notifying you once more, friendos, but I have another review for you!

Review: Tekken 7

Another freelance review since I can't even with fighting games. Laura Kate returns to talk some Tekken! 

Podquisition Episode 133: There Will Be No Seaman Puns In This Week's Title

Is Seaman coming back? We can only bloody hope. It'll be more interesting than Far Cry 5 outrage. 

Elsewhere, we talk about the lifespan of jokes, and we chat about Rime, Friday the 13th, and T...

The Jimquisition Reposition

I decided to write an article about the evolution of the show and why I changed the things I changed. 

The Jimquisition: A Bitter Post-Mortem Of Modern Warfare Remastercarded

New Jimquisition, Old Grudges.

It's time for another of our grisly post-mortems, as we pick up the rusted scalpel and cut open Modern Warfare Remastered.

Here's how Activision turned one of th...

The Jimquisition's Drill Queen Tribute

Taken from The Jimquisition episode "Of Course You Realize, This Means Wargaming." 

Paying tribute to the iconic (real iconic, not Ubisoft iconic) Drill Queen and "Born Depressed." 2017-05-25 12:16:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Podquisition Episode 132: I Could Crush You From The Testicles Outwards

A day early, but still a dollar short, your Podquisition crew talks literal bollocks for a good while before trying to talk about some videogames. 

Elsewhere, Mario + Rabbids is a...

The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II

"Altman’s script skewers everything in its wake, poking fun at virtually anything it can gets its bloody hands on. But underneath all the pop culture banter lies an effective film, with some palpabl...

The Jimquisition: Of Course You Realize, This Means Wargaming

As The Jimquisition gears up for change, we're reminded that some things stay the same - like spurious YouTube copyright threats.

World of Tanks' very own Wargaming.net has been misusing wo...

Review: Injustice 2

Laura Kate is back with another fighter on the review docket!