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Podquisition Episode 131: Kissy Kissy Penis

Sorry this is a site URL instead of the usual embedded audio. For some reason, Soundcloud and Patreon don't want to play today. 

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Review: Prey

I "prey" the reaction to this review will be... sensible. 

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The Jimquisition: Prey's Demo & Arkane's Cock Cigarette

Demos aren't exactly fashionable, and Prey not having one on PC is technically a non-issue.

Or it would have been, had Arkane's reasoning not been so thoroughly and astoundingly wrong. At l...

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Review: Flinthook

Movie Boy and friend Conrad Zimmerman puts on his reviewer's hat for our Flinthook summary. 

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Podquisition Episode 130: Two Minutes To Midnight

Gav joins Iron Maiden and a scary ghost haunts the Podquisition. 


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The Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark

 Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.  

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The Jimquisition: Mario, Take The Wheel

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is fantastic, and everybody knows it. 

There's less of a consensus on its "Smart-Steering" option, an accessibility feature that some argue against because it's an accessibi...

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Podquisition Episode 129: Link Does A Gaper

We talk about the "cheeky" DLC coming to Breath of the Wild, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's majesty, Little Nightmares, and probably other games too!

Elsewhere, Laura's gonna do a ...

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The Jimquisition: Paul Ryan (Not That One)

I'm sorry if you're tired of hearing about Brash Games or its owner, Paul Ryan (Not That One). 

Unfortunately, those who were recently part of his libelous, treacherous, potentially illegal man...

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Review: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

The best Switch game to date, folks! 

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Jim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 2

The comment section becomes a dysfunctional police station as Ian Boldsworth bites back. 

 Follow Ian on Twitter! A...

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A Quick Word On Those Fucking Ads Intruding Upon Comments

The site currently has ads embedded in the comments by Disqus. Not my call, and we're fixing it asap. I'm sorry this bullshit happened. 

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The Jimquisition: How Nintendo Can Make Up For Being Total Dickheads

Look, we all know about the NES Classic's discontinuation by now. That's not worth rehashing. 

Instead, let's heal these wounds and look at the ways in which Nintendo could show it truly was so...

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Review: What Remains of Edith Finch

Another fuckin' hit! 

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Review: Outlast 2

Despite going to bat for it on Podquisition, I definitely can't say Outlast 2 was a patch on its predecessor. It's alright, but whew, by the end of it I was a little unenthused. 

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Podquisition 128: Have A Look At My Night Trap

So they're rereleasing Night Trap. That's a thing that is happening. 

Also, we talk about Outlast 2 and Flinthook, Platinum Games is making waves on PC...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Ratchet & Clank

So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. 

Yep.

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The Jimquisition: A Tale Of Casinos And SEO Juice

How exactly do less scrupulous blogs get deals with casino websites to lace their articles with unsubtle advertisements? 

Who is pulling the strings, what sort of money changes hands, and what ...

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Review: Horse Racing 2016

I was... in a special mood... when I wrote this.

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Podquisition Episode 127: Prepare To Dine

Gavin upsets canon and has to be taken to one side, while we lament a generation that won't watch Beverly Hills Cop III.

Elsewhere, the SNES Classic might be a thing, there's more Switch bollocks, a...

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Jim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 1

Comedian and podcaster Ian Boldsworth wants Jim Sterling's virtual reality headset. Jim Sterling doesn't want to give it to him. 

Witness the beginning of one man's attempt to psychologically b...

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The Jimquisition: Exposure

Every game blog wants to make a name for itself, but that desire can sometimes be fulfilled in a most undesirable way. I mean, look what happened to Brash Games!

It doesn't pay its writers, it revok...

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Why Brash Games Should Apologize

Brash doesn't pay its writers, so I paid a Brash writer to write about Brash. 

Ain't I a stinker?

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What's Nintendo's Fucking Problem?

An editorial concerning the discontinuation of the NES Classic. 

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Podquisition Episode 126: Peter Molyneux Bangs Peter More... David Cage Watches

It's easy as one, two, six!

This week, Buster Keaton faces the ultimate challenge, Pathfinder Ryder needs a damn cellphone, and Bayonetta is on PC now.

Also, the Scorpio is still a th...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat Annihilation

"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me."

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious.

Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse s...

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Review: The Sexy Brutale

That score is genuine. This game is incredible, truly. 

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The Jimquisition: Bullshitstorm

Oh Gearbox, will you ever learn? 

So the great minds running the Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition scene decided to compound its ludicrous MSRP by partnering with G2A. Yes that View Post

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Is The Best Worst Movie I’ve Seen

A tribute to a hot, hot mess before we dig into it for The Spin-off Doctors. 

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Review: Mass Effect - Andromeda

Kept you waiting, huh? 

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