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Podquisition Episode 125: Battle Of The Ultimate Music Boys

We gather the best boys in music for a showdown that will live on forever... or for a week, anyway. 

As if that wasn't enough (and it should be), we talk more Zelda, we deal with ...

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The Jimquisition: Oh Atlus, Honey, No...

Persona 5 should be reveling in its critical acclaim right now, but it's mired in a bit of bad press thanks to its publisher's attempt to control post-launch video content. 

An hon...

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Review: Yooka-Laylee

Edit: Big traffic happening, archive of the review here: https://archive.fo/VLEMq

Like I said... it ain't great.

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The Jimquisition: Talking Steam... Directly

Your ol' pal Jim Sterling was at Valve HQ to talk about Steam's future, including Steam Direct, Curators, and what to do about certain fucknuts. 

Presented for your enjoyment is my assessment o...

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Podquisition Episode 124: I Still Like PeeBee

Podquisition is up a day early because Jim will be cleaning up some dirty in Seattle.

Settle in for the usual slop. Game talk, interruptions, Andromeda. Oh, and some... "preview" words of warning re...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Brainscan

Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn't get everything so very wrong.

Nevertheless, a personal favorite and an interesting curio f...

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The Jimquisition: Zombies, Spider Heads, Hammers, And Menus

The Jimquisition takes time out from personal, embittered, GAF thread-locking drama topics and reheats a favorite kitchen dish - let's slow roast some asset flips for maximum flavor!

From familiar z...

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Metabombed: Mass Effect: Andromeda Is ‘Pure SJW Propaganda

Oh dear.

The bad thing happened again.

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Podquisition Episode 123: Welcome To The Fockers, Son!

Things get interesting in this one, holy moly!

Let's talk about Nier: Automata, Horizon's music, Mass Effect: Andromeda, and then let's get really weird!

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YouTubers Say The Darndest Things

An editorial about celebrity and consequence. 

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Review: Nier - Automata

One of the most important videogames of the year. 

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The Jimquisition: Why Horizon: Zero Dawn's Success Is Good No Matter Who You Are

I realize this will reinforce the "Sony Shill" thing (which is ironic if you've known me long enough to remember when I was the "anti-Sony bias Nintendo shill"), but Horizon: Zero Dawn's...

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Podquisition Episode 122: What The Cuck Is This Anal Bum Party?

This episode's suffering will be legendary, even in Hell. 

There are no rails in sight as we hurdle from sincere divulgences to Metacritic mayhem, angry people, and extramarital shenanigans.&nb...

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The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale

Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that accent? 

Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds...

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The Jimquisition Dot Com Still Currently Down

Dear lovely people, 

As you may have noticed, the website remains unavailable currently as it continues to come under attack. While a minor inconvenience at best for yours truly, I understand i...

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The Jimquisition: Weapon Durability, Fanbase Fragility

The first portion of this video is some performative yelling about weapon durability, specifically in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

The second portion is about something less dur...

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Review: The Legend of Zelda - Breath of the Wild

Oh dear.

Here we are. 

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Activision Fucks Up Modern Warfare Remastered Further With DLC More Expensive Than It Used To Be

I penned a little something regarding Activision's latest stinking mess. 

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Podquisition Episode 121: I Have A Rubber Fish Helmet

Unsurprisingly, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and the Nintendo Switch are the big topics of discussion. 


Also, rubber fish helmets!

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Review: Vaccine

I should have loved this game but it went horribly wrong. 

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The Jimquisition: I Want To Review The Switch But A Dickhead Dev Accused Me Of Violating Trademarks

A flashier title for this episode would've been "Bait & Switch" but I had to dispense with style for something that lays it all out there. 

While people are having fun licking Switch cards ...

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The Jimquisition: Fur Fucked

Welcome to the furmily, son! 

This is the story of Fur Fun, a rubbish Banjo-Kazooie ripoff that was bought by a YouTuber and turned into a hot shitting disaster. 

Let's look...

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Podquisition Episode 120: Breath Of The Wild 12/10!

Laura has access to a Nintendo Switch, so tune in for impressions of the console, as well as the 12/10 rated Breath of the Wild!

Also, more thoughts on Horizon: Zero Dawn, and some of the most alarm...

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Check Out These Turkeys I Fucked Up In Horizon: Zero Dawn

I am my own worst enemy.

I get a groundswell of fresh Patreon support, and I go and produce an "article" like this to capitalize. 

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The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander

Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. 

Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like...

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The Jimquisition: When Jim Sterling Was Sued For $10 Million By Digital Homicide

I am the videogame critic they tried to sue for $10 million.

I've kept relatively quiet for almost a year while a spurious and disgusting libel lawsuit was spuriously filed in an attempt to disrupt ...

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Podquisition Episode 119: Bohemian Like You

We got singing! We got Horizon: Zero Dawn impressions! We got immediate reactions to the lawsuit dismissal (this was recorded that very day). 

Suffice to say we got a damn show, kids!

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Slaughter

Answer now for your sins. 

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The Libel Lawsuit Against Me Has Been Dismissed With Prejudice

Official statement! 

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Review: Berserk and the Band of the Hawk

It's okay. 

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