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Why Ekans Is The Best Pokémon

With Pokemon Sun and Moon now out, I'm reminding everybody that Ekans is the very best, like noone ever was. 

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Review: Dishonored 2

A dishonorable discharge for a game I really wanted to like. 

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Podquisition Episode 105: Vaginas Are The Weed Of Videogames

The biggest news on everybody's "lips" is that a vagina's being patched out of Watch Dogs 2. This is important!

In other news, we have Jim Trinca on the show! He's sick. So is the other Jim. We make...

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The Jimquisition: A Lesson In Five Nights

Five Nights At Freddy's is a mind-boggling success, but it wasn't always this way, and Scott Cawthon was not always a horror mastermind.

Adversity and a hell of a lot of criticism got Five Nights cr...

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The Spin-off Doctors Are Watching Pixels LIVE Sunday Night!

The Movie Boys are going to Sandler their pants for your pleasure!

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Podquisition Episode 104: Weed Wuh-Wuh-Weed Wuh-Wuh-Weed

On this episode, who knows what happened? Your main host bails halfway through because of BUSINESS but the memes have our bases covered.

Happy second anniversary, Podquisition! What a great celebra...

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Review: Call of Duty - Infinite Warfare

Campaign's alright though. 

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A Brief Off-Topic Political Post For Which I Apologize In Advance

As the title suggests, folks! 

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The Spin-off Doctors: Warcraft

Two very confused men pick apart two hours of namedropping and excessive CGI to produce a shambles of a podcast.

Considering what we were working with, it's amazing how well we pulled through.

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Review: Super Slam - POGS Battle

#PogsAreBack is a lie! 

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The Jimquisition: Prepare For Titanfail

Titanfall 2 is brilliant, but it doesn't look like luck (or an audience) has been on its side. 

Let's look at why it all fell apart, and why this is a shitty thing in the wider scheme of thing...

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Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare‘s Installations Are Fucking Ridiculous

Another rant about stupid videogames doing stupid things. 

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Review: Cock of Duty - A XXX Parody

I did more journalism. Real, hard journalism. 

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Podquisition Episode 103: Titanfucked

On another bloody episode, we talk about why Titanfall 2 is good and why it'll probably fail, we chat Skyrim, and we hate that fox in World of Final Fantasy.

Also - Boglins, Australia, and animals ...

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Review: Titanfall 2

http://www.thejimquisition.com/titanfall-2-review/

What on Earth was EA so scared of? 

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The Making of JimSAW

http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-making-of-jimsaw/

This is a self-indulgent article, but I think Jimqu...

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Review: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

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The Jimquisition: JimSAW

 Last year, the legendary Jimsaw Killer unleashed a rampage of terror within his dirty garage. The garage was never the same.

Long presumed dead, he's back for revenge... and microtransactions...

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The Jimquisition: The Funny Brilliance Of Resident Evil 4

The Jimquisition comes early and you didn't need to pre-order it!

Let's look at why Resident Evil 4 was a classic, why its writing stood the test of time, and what it can tell us about REVII. ...

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Podquisition Episode 102: Pounded In The Butt

On a poundin' episode of Podquisition, your WILD CARD Jim Sterling is revealed to be appearing in an actual Chuck Tingle game.

Also, some AAA publishers don't like him very much.

Elsewhere, ...

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Review: Owlboy

I kinda love this game n' stuff. 


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The Jimquisition: On Publishers Controlling Game Reviews

As Bethesda proudly announces it will no longer provide review copies until the day before a game launches, The Jimquisition decides to deliver some hefty side-eyeing. 

This news came just as ...

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I'm Too Much Of A Wild Card To Receive Review Copies

Wonder why reviews I write for Battlefield 1 and the like are often late? So did I! 

The answer is awesome. 

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The Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill Revelation 3D

Get ready for the HOT BEAN FACTS on this beautiful struggle of an episode.

Spider mannequins, inept detectives, and Jon Snow all feature in this delicious trawl through the treasure chest that is S...

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Review: Battlefield 1

It's funny how certain companies didn't want me to review this, considering I actually really liked it. Liked it loads, actually. 

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The Jimquisition: A Nintendo Switch 'Room Temperature' Take

 Let's jump aboard the Nintendo Switch content train and hump it. Hump it until our genitals bleed!

Seriously though, we're talking about Nintendo's marketing this week, and the importance of ...

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Review: Dragon Quest Builders

It's basically Minecraft with a Dragon Quest skin... but it's better than Minecraft as well. 

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Podquisition Episode 101: Red Dead Erection (aka Grimer's Pisslips)

 On a rip-roarin' episode of Podquisition, we discuss Red Dead Redemption 2 and the disappearance of clever naming conventions.

Also, we chat more Mafia III, more Pokerma...

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Metabombed: Mafia III Is ‘A White Guilt Fueled Mess Of A Port’

Another trip to the wacky world of Metacritic's user reviews!

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Review: Mafia III

http://www.thejimquisition.com/mafia-iii-review/Published the exact same minute Rockstar announced Red Dead Red...

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