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The Jimquisition: How Consoles Broke The 'Play Now' Promise

After spending almost an entire day downloading Mafia III on the PS4, I'm compelled to reflect on how consoles are lying inferior machines that properly fucked up.

A harsh reflection, perhaps,...

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Review: Battlezone

http://www.thejimquisition.com/battlezone-review/

I take no pleasure in publishing this. In fact, I fear a V...

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Podquisition Episode 100: Lesbian Pussy Cider Rum

Podquisition's made it to 100 episodes! To celebrate, the gang make liquid mistakes as Laura drinks pussy rum and Jim becomes a live mixologist.

Also, Gavin played Gears of War 4.

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The Jimquisition: A Depressing Post-Mortem Of Battleborn

Battleborn might go down in history as one of the most routinely humiliated big-budget games ever. 

The wrong place, the wrong time, the wrong everything. Nothing went right for a game Gear...

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Review: Here They Lie

http://www.thejimquisition.com/they-they-lie-review/

This is perhaps the finest example of how badly a v...

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Review: RIGS Mechanized Combat League

http://www.thejimquisition.com/rigs-mechanized-combat-league-review/

Another VR game I c...

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Mafia III's PS4 Download Time Is Fucking Ridiculous

http://www.thejimquisition.com/mafia-iiis-ps4-download-time-is-fucking-ridiculous...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Extinction

Dr. Isaacs and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill…

Your favorite Movie Boys are back to look at the third film in the Resident Evil movie franchise… and it’s ...

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The Jimquisition: Virtual Real Talk

Virtual reality has its cards on the table now. After waiting and seeing exactly how it would all pan out, it's time to deliver a verdict.

The verdict being that virtual reality is a bit toss,...

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Review: PlayStation VR Worlds

http://www.thejimquisition.com/playstation-vr-worlds-review/

Let's just say I'm not a fan of tec...

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Review: Until Dawn - Rush of Blood

http://www.thejimquisition.com/until-dawn-rush-of-blood-review/

Other reviews didn't seem to ...

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Podquisition Episode 99: You Gotta Shoot The Clown Babies

It's the 99th episode of Podquisition and we celebrate by doing the same thing we always do - talk bollocks.

This week, we discuss PlayStation VR and the need to shoot clown babies with Move c...

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Review: Gears of War 4

http://www.thejimquisition.com/gears-of-war-4-review/

Good, but not as great as it should be. I exp...

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Review: PlayStation VR

Going hands-on with Sony's crack at the virtual reality market! 


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The Jimquisition: Revolving Door Vocal Cords

Frank is back! Well, not really. Capcom's calling him Frank West, but fans of his war coverage ain't buying it.

Dead Rising 4 is just one in a long line of games that discard voice actors like dispo...

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Review: Zenith

http://www.thejimquisition.com/zenith-review/

One of the most *weirdly* broken games I've ever played.  View Post

Podquisition Episode 98: Full Sexual Intercourse

Sociopolitical commentary happens on this episode. You have been warned. But seriously, let's talk about law and order...

On the show we discuss that Brazzers Overwatch thing, More NX bollocks, Ubis...

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The Best Of Haydee‘s Steam User Reviews

http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-best-of-haydees-steam-user-reviews/

This game is......

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Oversnatch: A XXX Parody REVIEWED!

I did a "review" of Brazzers' Overwatch porn parody. It's... quite something. 

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The Spin-off Doctors: The Last Starfighter

The Last Starfighter comes to us from a simpler time, before Tori Amos took our innocence.

Let's enjoy this 80s masterpiece, and lament the fate of an arcade playing cosmic doormat.

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Review: Virginia

http://www.thejimquisition.com/virginia-review/

It's that game we talked about on today's video. How's that f...

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The Jimquisition: Oh Virginia!

If you see sinister political agendas where none actually exist, you might be a bit weird.

If you see a game with a woman in it and instantly write it off as "SJW propaganda," you might have a...

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Review: Dear Esther: Landmark Edition

http://www.thejimquisition.com/dear-esther-landmark-edition-review/

All aboard for Dear E...

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The Jimquisition: YouTube Heroes

There's trouble brewin' at the ol' YouTube Place... again.

Let's look at YouTube Heroes, a new way in which the video service aims to look like it's doing something useful, but really isn't. View Post

Podquisition Episode 97: Tiger Dong

Would you eat an animal penis? That is the hot topic of the day, as the gang attempts to navigate the tricky world of knob munching. 

Elsewhere, we talk about why Dead Rising 4&nb...

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Review: BioShock: The Collection

http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-bioshock-collection-review/

This would've been published so...

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The Jimquisition: Wild Card

This episode is about Ark: Survival Evolved and its DLC controversy. That's all it's about.

There's nothing else I want to talk about, and I definitely don't mention any other subject but this.

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Best Of Podquisition Volume 1

Laura spent ages putting together a compilation of the best bits from the first fifty episodes of Podquisition!

From Link pissing out of his arse to a bathtub full of poo, all the stupid idioc...

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The Bullshit Roundup: Rocket League Goes Fee-To-Pay, Gears 4‘s DLC Drenching...

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Review: Pac-Man Championship Edition 2

http://www.thejimquisition.com/pac-man-championship-edition-2-review/

I like this game ...

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