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Review: Dead By Daylight

http://www.thejimquisition.com/dead-by-daylight-review/

Needs less windows. Far less windows.&nbs...

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The Jimquisition: The Mighty Has Fallen

Mighty No. 9 is out after three years of waiting. The fans got what they expected... but not at all what they wanted.

Time for a post-mortem then. Let's dissect this corpse and poke at the gooey...

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Review: Umbrella Corps

http://www.thejimquisition.com/umbrella-corps-review/

This game is awful. 


An...

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Podquisition Episode 84: Shitey No. Nein

Boglinwatch 2016 gets a load of new developments, and two thirds of the cast talk about their injuries.

Speaking of injuries, Mighty No. 9 was released. It was sad.


Elsewhere, we t...

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Metabombed: Mighty No. 9 Is A ‘Big Stinky No. 2’

http://www.thejimquisition.com/metabombed-mighty-no-9-is-a-big-stinky-no-2/

I...

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The Jimquisition: Being Slightly Critical Of Violence In One Particular Way

Let's see if this topic can spark the same nuanced and interesting influx of fresh comments that the last one did.

It's time to talk about the amount of violence shown at E3. Critics chat about...

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Review: Mighty No. 9

http://www.thejimquisition.com/mighty-no-9-review/

Laura Kate guest spots for our review of Mighty No....

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Podquisition Episode 83: Link's Jizz Enema Murderboner

Laura has the hottest scoops LIVE from E3! Learn how she had to sneak into Ubisoft’s press conference, hear her firsthand impressions of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

Oh, and she was almost k...

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The Jimquisition: What Would Link Do?

Because I apparently hate myself, I'm talking about gender-related stuff in videogames. So I'VE got a fun day lined up!

Anyway, Link's not a girl, Zelda isn't playable, and Nintendo's reason...

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Review: Kirby: Planet Robobot

http://www.thejimquisition.com/kirby-planet-robobot-review/

I like Kirby games, if you couldn...

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Special: E3 2016 Jimpressions

Your ol' pal Jim Sterling got together with fellow movie boy Conrad Zimmerman to discuss each E3 press conference of 2016.

Original a five-part video series on YouTube, we've compiled our re...

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The Jimquisition: It's My E3 And I'll Whine If I Want To

One of the best things about E3 is going on Twitter and ripping the piss out of it. Been doing it for years. It's hilarious.

Some people, however, take umbrage with such chicanery, and demand i...

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The Bullshit Roundup: Battlefield 1 and Deus Ex Get Microtransactions, Watch Dogs 2 Spams Us With Sp

http://www.thejimqu...

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Tonight In Overwatch Loot Boxes

http://www.thejimquisition.com/tonight-in-overwatch-loot-boxes/

While I mostly wrote this...

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Review: Mirror's Edge Catalyst

http://www.thejimquisition.com/mirrors-edge-catalyst-review/

The more I played this one, the...

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Podquisition Episode 82: Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre E3

E3 hasn't started yet but the leaks and the outings are in full swing.

We chat about Watch Dogs 2, rumors of The Evil Within 2, and Agents of Mayhem.


Elsewhere, ...

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Watch Dogs 2 And The Steam Users Who Hate Black People

http://www.thejimquisition.com/watch-dogs-2-and-the-steam-users-who-hate-blac...

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The Jimquisition: Pay To Spray - Overwatch And Microtransactions

Overwatch is one of my favorite games of the year, but I cannot in good faith consider awarding it the title of "best" game.

My long-running policy of disqualifying premium games with microt...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Need For Speed

Aaron Paul ditches meth for misogyny in this ill-advised theatrical adaptation of Need for Speed.

It's basically just a car film but with very few races, too many characters, and some of the...

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The Jimquisition: Game Industry Executives Are Fucking Idiots

Battlefield 1 has turned a lot of heads. Its announcement video is the most liked trailer on YouTube. Hell, even I'M interested in it.

Electronic Arts executives, however, didn't want it to ...

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Review: Hard Reset Redux

http://www.thejimquisition.com/hard-reset-redux-review/

Shooting robots is fun! 

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Podquisition Episode 81: Shitty Bum Wiggle

Wigglin' this way, wigglin' that, nobody knows which toilet we're at!

Podquisition tackles the news of the day, including No Man's Sky death threats, new console rumors, and the emotional vapidi...

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Metabombed: Overwatch Was ‘The Worst Mistake Of My Life’

http://www.thejimquisition.com/metabombed-overwatch-was-the-worst-mistake-of-m...

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May 2016 patron supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

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The Jimquisition: Overwatch Porn

Overwatch's success is nothing short of remarkable, sparking a fanbase that was zealous long before the game was even released.

This popularity has been manifested in fan art, cosplay, and.....

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Special: Dark Souls III Spoilercast

Your ol' pal Jim is joined by Laura and Gavin to discuss Dark Souls III without the spoiler tags applied.

Let's talk bosses, locations, and why a certain king can go eff himself!

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Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants In Manhattan

http://www.thejimquisition.com/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-mutants-in-manh...

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Podquisition Episode 80: A Hobgoblin's Knobhole


The world is not ready for JimGav, the horrific new Podquisition host. It's quite a spectacle.

Overwatch obviously commands much of our time, but we also badmouth that crap new Turtle...

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Review: Overwatch

http://www.thejimquisition.com/overwatch-review/

The cavalry's here!

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The Spin-off Doctors: Double Dragon

What happens when a videogame turns into The Warriors for children? Robert Patrick gets amazing hair is what!

Double Dragon is one of the more curious videogame movies out there, and it's od...

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