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Chapter 9: A Sirius Discussion

A part of me had changed, that I was sure of now, at the end of another’s life, I felt nothing, just relief, just satisfaction.

My father and I stood together at the ministry's entrance, hi...

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Chapter 9: In which my sister demonstrates her talents

Azula was not happy.

As she lazed about in the warm afternoon sun, her eyes half closed, her chin cocked back as she let her head rest on a pillow, resting after her morning training, she was...

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The Harry Potter Time Skip Poll v2

Hi all!

Given the feedback from the first poll and how both options as they stand are currently close enough in totals to not give the clearest answer I'm releasing this updated poll giving a...

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The Harry Potter Time Skip Poll

Hi all! We're at the end of the First Arc of A Student of Black Magic finishing so I figure I would do a poll here asking how far ahead people would like for the Time Skip to be.

As I curren...

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Chapter 8: Black as the Name

My limbs tingled unpleasantly as I woke the next day, the lingering effects from the cruciatus curse showing their effect.

I gingerly got out of the hospital bed, feeling a tingle across my t...

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What do you want the second update of the month to be?

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Chapter 7: The Future Uncertain

“Ares, are you all right?” Neville’s voice interrupted my thoughts with all the grace of a boulder thrown into a puddle.

I looked away from the window of the common room, blinking rapid...

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What do you want the first update of the month to be?

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Chapter 6: Making Friends with Future Enemies

The returning students swept into the castle like locusts a day before Classes were to begin again, leaving me to deal with two things at once.

Catching up with Hermione and Neville and track...

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Final Chapter for the Month

Hi all! I'm posting this poll to see what final chapter people would like for this month, I'll probably just leave it open for the rest of today.

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Chapter 5: A Dot Called Fluffy

“I really don’t know if you should have given me your sweater,” Iris said softly as she lay curled up on the common room couch.

Despite her words, the girl had shrunken entirely within ...

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Chapter 8: In which I decide to check in on my sister

Yue had listened quietly through my entire explanation, not saying a single word as I explained my story.

The only indication that she was internalizing my words was the occasional shaking of...

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Chapter 4: Why you should never trust your teachers

Defense Against the Dark Arts for all the time that I spent in the class, had yielded little reward.

Professor Quirrell would stutter through his lessons so badly at times that he was almost ...

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Chapter 7: In which time is the enemy and also an ally

Night had fallen, and so had the mist that clouded my perceptions once again.

I was once again in the room I had been given to sleep in, and I found myself uncomfortable, not because of my cr...

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Chapter 3: The First Months are Rarely Better

Waking up after the midnight astronomy lesson wasn’t pleasant by any sense of the word, but I still managed to roll out of bed with reasonable alacrity.

The day of our first flying lesson h...

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Chapter 6: In which the spirits' plans become clearer

From this distance, the Foggy Swamp looked like a great cloud of mist taking up the entirety of the coastline, with only the faint traces of branches and leaves peaking out from the mist to give a ...

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Chapter 5: Nox

What was he doing?

James stood uncertainly in front of Ana’s door.

There was no reason to be acting this way; there was no reason to be hesitating.

Except for the fact that he k...

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Chapter 2: The First Week of School Always Sucks

I startled awake in an entirely too soft bed, the opposite of my own at the orphanage, shooting up, taking deep, gasping breaths that ripped through my lungs. My body instinctively reached fight or...

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Chapter 5: In which I begin my journey again

This was a bad idea.

Yue’s hot, wet lips pressed against mine, salty from her tears, and I would have liked nothing better than to respond, yet I couldn’t shake the knowledge that this wa...

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Chapter 4: In which I discover the disadvantages of honor

“And redirect,” I said sharply, letting a wave of water split around me in a cascading flow that crashed down onto the ice. I spun just as Master Pakku had demonstrated earlier to me as I direc...

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Chapter 3: In which I discover the nature of the moon’s “gifts”

My fire bending was coming easier to me.

It was that notion that disturbed my thoughts as I practiced my sword forms across the ice of the training grounds. My body swept in rapid motions, jo...

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Chapter 2: In which the moon goes about distributing gifts I don’t want

The chill throughout the North Pole was pervasive. I understood now why it was exactly that Fire benders, even before the war, did not travel here often. More than the cold, the chi of the place wa...

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Chapter 1: In which I discover the perils and advantages of Imperialistic Nations

Firebending came from the breath.

That at least had always been clear to me.

Was it innate knowledge? Something else? The niggling strange thoughts at the back of my mind that never tru...

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Chapter 1: My Father's in Prison, don't Fuck with Me

Magic came from the Soul.

If there was much that I was sure of in this world, it was this: it was not knowledge gained from study, or information obtained from experience of prior life.
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Chapter 4: Heroes and Villains

A lazy dinner followed by more research was the course for James’s evening until the knock on his door came.

He groaned rising from his bed idly scratching his stomach as he walked to the d...

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Chapter 3: A Part-Time Villain

“That’ll be $5.25,” the woman manning the ice cream stand said, smiling the plastic smile of customer service.

James tapped a phone on the kiosk and took his cone from the woman, contem...

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Chapter 2: Drawn Deeper

A full month had passed since the incident, which James took as a sign that there wasn’t going to be a sniper bullet attempting to lodge in his head for now, though a part of him wondered if such...

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Chapter 1: Devil’s Rest

The first time James heard the voices, he believed he was going insane.

This class is so-

Did I bomb that-

Damn she’ got a nice-

It was a deluge...

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Dirty Doug's Future

Hi all, if you're reading this, you likely have an idea why you're here. Dirty Doug is focused on creating not only pieces of fanfiction but

Hi all, if you're reading this, you likely have an...

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