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Harris vs Trump Debate Pre-Show

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We bring you the first ever Harris vs Trump debate pre-show. In it, we articulate their caution for Harris’s debate performance based on her CNN interview and ...

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DNC Was Just Okay & RFK Jr. Joins Trump

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The 2024 DNC came and went, and it was fine, I guess. The boys also discuss RFK Jr.’s crash out and conspiracism, talk about yet another miscarriage of justice...

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Kamala Harris Resurrects Communism

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KAMUNISM! The boys talk about the Harris campaign's latest policy announcements, Trump fumbling, ceasefire talks that are bound to break down, and a Haaretz inve...

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DEI Vice President: Tim Walz

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The fellas give you the rundown on the DEI VP pick Tim Walz, talk a little about low-energy Donald Trump, and deliver the latest updates on w...

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Biracial Erasure

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The HITO BOYS do some POLITICS and talk about Harris’s VP options, JD Vance's continued fumbles, Donald “she's not black” Trump, and Israel's escalatory ac...

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JD Vance is Weird

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The HITO boys run you through the first week of the Harris campaign, talk about potential VP picks, outline the failed conservative attacks against her, and high...

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HITO Postcard Program Update

Hello non-parasocial friends,

The first ever round of official HITO postcards will be mailed out this week. We have taken the time to confirm the Patreon accounts of everyone who has filled o...

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Biden Dropped Out: KHive Rising

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BIDEN DROPPED OUT!! The boys begin, unburdened by what has been, as they talk about Biden dropping out of the Presidential race. Then, the boys continue regularl...

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Trump Assassination Attempt & Biden Needs to Drop Out

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YOU HAVE TO LOCK IN!

The HITO boys cover the Trump assassination attempt, Biden's refusal to step down, and get back to our roots with updates on the situa...

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Embracing the KHive

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BUZZ BUZZ! THE BOYS ARE IN THE KHIVE!!

The boys discuss why Biden should step down and yet another disastrous SCOTUS ruling for the future of democrac...

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HITO Postcard Program Enrollment!

Hello everyone,

As promised, we are officially starting the HITO Postcard Program! To enroll, please complete the linked Google Form. You don't need to sign into Google (in case you don't use...

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We Finally Beat Medicare (Presidential Debate Review)

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The boys offer a level-headed recap and review of the first Presidential debate and discuss the collapse of the administrative state with the overturning of the ...

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LIVE NOW!

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Merch now available!

Hi everyone,

Our new merch line is now LIVE on our store page! We've got shirts, hats, stickers, and more. 100% of all proceeds on our magnets will be donated to PCRF, as mentioned in the lat...

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A closer look for our Angel Investors

As promised in yesterday's post, all Angel Investors will get a free mug of their choice. We figured we would post better images of the options so you know exactly what you're getting.

DM us...

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THE REBRAND COLLECTION

New merch coming this Wednesday, June 26, at noon!

To our Angel Investors:

You will get a FREE MUG of your choice shipped to you free of charge! DM us with you...

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Pre-Show: Presidential Debate

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The HITO boys give you the Presidential Debate Pre-show of a lifetime, talk about the Ten Commandments in Louisiana schools, and analyze the Supreme Court's rece...

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The Moral Panic of Bathrooms - A Progressive Analysis

Here's the final version! Thanks for all your comments and kind words on the first version!

Not a ton has changed, mostly minor edits and some new graphical/design elements. This one is publi...

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Goal Reached!

Thank you all of you for helping us reach our latest goal! As promised, a new benefit is coming to Patreon for all tiers $5 and up. Stay tuned, we will announce it very soon...

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BATHROOMSPROJECT.mp4

This video is not finished yet, so please don't share the link anywhere! This is an early sneak peak for PATRONS ONLY!

Content Warning: this video contains some m...

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More to come...

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Nonsense News

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The gents dive into the latest round of SCOTUS decisions and talk about a variety of Trump/election news.

Almost to our goal!

Seen on this e...

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Nothing Ever Happens

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The HITO BOYS talk about the civilian casualties during an IDF raid on a refugee camp to free 4 hostages, a corny bill in Congress condemning the ICC, unhinged n...

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Perilous Political Persecution

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The men gather to discuss this week's happenings in Gaza and the potential ceasefire deal, the political persecution of our great former president Donald J. Trum...

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Late show this week

It is with a heavy heart that I am announcing that we will not be able to deliver our earnings call (the pod) on time this week. One of our members (Gage) has come down with a wicked fever and is b...

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The West Has Fallen

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The boys yap about the ICC’s pending arrest warrants for Netenyahu and Hamas leadership, a supreme court decision pertaining to racial gerrymandering in South ...

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Debates are Back in a Big Way

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The HITO boys talk about the newly announced presidential debate schedule, a somewhat successful protest out of the UC system, and how the GOP is attempting to...

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What Happened to John Fetterman? – A Progressive Analysis

Here's the final version! The old link won't work anymore since I took V1 down from our YT channel.

Thanks for all the suggestions! Not a ton changed from V1 to V3, but I made some edits and ...

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The Heart Part 7 - Kendrick Lamar vs Drake Breakdown (ft. Amir Richards)

BONUS EPISODE!

Jeremy, Gage, and special guest Amir breakdown notable moments from the Great Rap War of 2024 between Kung Fu Kenny and Drizzy Drake.

If you like this c...

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A New Project V1

V1 was taken down, so this video won't play anymore. Final version is posted above. Leaving this post up for the comments and suggestions.

Hi everyone,

Here's version...

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