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Biden establishes a “red line” for Israel, Kristi Noem is getting bullied, Vivek is a sad human, the American government is beyond parody, and the boys talk ...
2024-05-12 21:17:39 +0000 UTC View PostWe will be dropping a bonus episode talking about the Kendrick Lamar vs Drake hip-hop beef for everyone that's been demanding we release the takes. Coming soon. Patreon first, of course.
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2024-05-11 15:19:21 +0000 UTC View Post
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The HITO boys gather to talk, once again, about the pro-Palestine college protests across the nation, and then yap about Congress’s redefinition of antisemitis...
2024-05-05 21:13:00 +0000 UTC View PostTo all our non-parasocial friends,
We are setting a new goal for the Patreon at $2,000! Once we get there, we will start a brand new benefit for patrons of the $5 tier and up...
2024-04-29 23:59:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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Missouri criminalizes pronouns and Kristi Noem kills her dog. Also, the HITO boys gather to talk about the pro-Palestine protests at college campuses acros...
2024-04-28 21:19:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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The HITO BOYS continue to discuss Israel’s conflict with Iran, the genocide in Gaza, the most controversial package of bills to move through the House, Trump news, the systemat...
2024-04-21 20:10:41 +0000 UTC View Post
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The HITO boys get back in their geopolitics bag to talk about Iran's strike against Israel, Arizona's total abortion ban, the GOP funding leftists, and Ron DeRegulation coming ou...
2024-04-14 18:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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The HITO BOYS talk about geopolitics & Israel's most recent abhorrent actions, highlight Trump's latest financial scheme, and then do some political science to analyze immigr...
2024-04-07 20:49:38 +0000 UTC View Post
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The HITO boys gather to preach about the Baltimore bridge collapse, the UN’s not really binding ceasefire resolution, election watch 2024 RFK edition, and Trans Day of Visibili...
2024-03-31 17:31:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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The BOYS gather to discuss the new $1.2 trillion budget bill, Mike Johnson’s possible ousting, and Trump’s “bloodbath” comment along with his various financial troubles.<...
2024-03-24 20:12:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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The men gather to discuss the TikTok ban and its broader implications, Georgia election news, the 32 hour workweek, and the (alleged) foul play involved with the “suicide” of...
2024-03-17 20:20:21 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS
The HITO MEN yap about the various Super Tuesday results, a particularly deranged candidate from North Carolina, and Biden’s better than expected State of the Union address. 2024-03-12 18:23:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello all,
I am regrettably writing to inform you all, dear patrons of the sunday sermon, that the sunday sermon will have to be pushed back this week. One of our preachers (Gage) has succumb...
2024-03-10 13:50:17 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS
The HITO men talk about the Flour Massacre in Gaza and catch up on election results in South Carolina and Michigan, highlighting the uncommitted vote and what it means for Biden....
2024-03-03 20:15:15 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS
The men come to you on a Saturday to talk about an insane ruling out of the Alabama Supreme Court essentially outlawing IVF and why organized retail theft isn't as big of a deal ...
2024-02-24 18:45:23 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS
On this delayed early episode, the boys discuss the South Carolina primary, Trump’s RNC takeover, a hate crime in Oklahoma, updates on Israel’s genocide, and the “sudden de...
2024-02-21 01:01:38 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone,
Unfortunately, the next episode will not be coming out until Tuesday, as opposed to Sunday, for early listeners because I have been battling illness for a few days. The woke left...
2024-02-17 17:36:34 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS
The men gather to discuss Nikki Haley’s devastating loss to “none of these candidates”, the bipartisan immigration and war funding bill, and the 2024 transphobia comeback.<...
2024-02-11 20:49:31 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS
The boys gather to discuss the South Carolina Democratic primary, the death of US troops in Jordan and the withholding of aid from a UN relief group in Gaza, the conservative cru...
2024-02-04 18:21:47 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS
The HITO BOYZ congregate to preach about the New Hampshire primary election, Civil War part 2 (Texas vs Biden), Biden’s awful new immigration plan, a ruling from the ICJ, and c...
2024-01-28 23:58:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe HITO BOYS cover the totally surprising Iowa Caucus results & the fallout that ensued, updates on Israel's ongoing genocide, John Fetterman needing to put a suit back on, and literal systemi...
2024-01-22 00:30:56 +0000 UTC View PostHere we are folks. Mere days before the New Hampshire Primary, and CNN has cancelled the final GOP debate! It's not all because of CNN though, Nikki Haley reportedly refused to show up and so did T...
2024-01-20 16:13:52 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS
The HITO BOYS gather to fill you in on the last GOP presidential debate, talk about a controversial geo-political event that once again has the online left in shambles, follow up...
2024-01-15 00:56:18 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS
The boys look forward to the Iowa caucus, examine the contents of the unsealed Epstein list, let you in on the “plan” an Israeli official proposed for Gaza post-war, and a wo...
2024-01-07 21:04:27 +0000 UTC View Post
If you'd like to play along during the bracket section, use this!
2023-12-30 19:30:26 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS
Welcome to the second annual HITO Award Show. This year we give out prestigious awards for a myriad of news topics and people including: most out of pocket local news story, wors...
2023-12-30 19:24:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi friends,
It's that time of the year. Next episode will be the official 2023 year in review (HITO style) and you can participate by voting for your favorite nominees in this year's cumulati...
2023-12-27 16:16:14 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS
The HITO BOYS quickly condemn Hamas (because the UN won’t), talk about Trump being kicked off of the Colorado ballot, highlight Ken Paxton's ontologically evil actions in Texas...
2023-12-23 17:56:44 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS
The boys gather to seriously discuss sex in the Senate, Isreal’s continuing genocide, Blackrock owning entire neighborhoods, anti-trans legislation in Ohio, and a serious impea...
2023-12-17 21:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostAs promised, here is our bonus Q&A ep available for all patrons! Thank you all for the continued support, we hope to make more content to engage you in the future :)
Hopefully we got to a...
2023-12-12 15:13:02 +0000 UTC View Post