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Patreon Special!!!

Hey all you minty pricks.....this is Kevin with Zip Ties.

Our last sale of Zip Ties merch was so well received by you that we decided to have another special!!! Starting today and lasting...

NEW VIDYA FUCK HOLES!!!

Burnt down the ol cummins dumpster.... shortly after doing a hillbilly rebuild on the ol prick! E joy fuckers!

I can drive any forkin thing around!

Hey ya minty pricks! I'm editing the fuck out of a dirty ol vidya here and recalled that there is a sassy as fuck big truck show in Leduc Oilberta this weekend?! Any of u minty fucks going? If so, ...

The new turdbo works not tea bag

I pulled the cummins dumpster outa the weeds and gave er a "restore"... she's mint

Hillbilly yacht club!

Puttin this shit box ol dodge launchin the "ss dump spec" in the pond! Blew the front drive shaft and more wiring lit on fire, but it was a good time non the less! Hahaha.

More vidya fiddle...

NEW VIDYA FUCK HOLES!!!

Hey ya minty pricks! After aboot 70 hours of fuckin editing, I got this minty prick dialed in!
Go and parallel park your hillbilly asses on the couch, grab as many beers as your liver can handl...

Died-nasty

Hey fuck holes! Made er home minty as fuck, been up to my ass in alligators doing some yard cleanin and billy big riggin! I'm dialin the vidya of the trip together in the next week here!

Th...

Farewell ol ferd...

Fuckin near squirted out a tear parting ways with this ol sweetheart. Thanks a fuck load to all the minty pricks that made this trip possible! Thanks a fuck load to all the pricks that ran me off t...

How many miles?!

Fuckin all of it! Minty as fuck! Thanks to all you minty fucks for everything! It was mint as fuck meeting some of you minty pricks! Un fuckin real!

This trips gunna make for a sassy vidya ...

How much mint?

Fuck9m all of it

Got pulled over again!

Fuck the people here are minty as fuck

Minty as all fuck!

The country sucks, but the people are fuckin minty!

Gettin searched at the boarder haha

Made it back into chinada, they don't like my ferd I guess. As long as they they my shitter alone, I'm fine with it

I already have crabs...

So I want to eat a fuckin lobster! Headed up the coast, I hope she's minty

Merica and minty as fuck

"Last leg" of thr trip fuckers!

Another 520 miles and that's all she wrote fuckers! The ol ferd is runnin tip fuckin top! My fuck is N.H. beautiful!

Small town America is minty as fuck!

Stopped for some grub, the parking lot front end job and alignment is dialed the fuck in! 🇺🇸

650 more miles of mint!

Other than a little case of dodge front end, the day went minty as fuck!

Reminder....

Do NOT park close to dodges, second hand front end problems will occur! Hahaha.

Hotel ferd for the win!

Slept a few minutes last night, now she's back at er! Gunna be livin free of dyin hard by this afternoon!

Some people's kids!

Fuckin mint haha.

More tires hahaha

The whoopin this ferd and tires have seen...

PA is fuckin minty...

3200 miles done, 1400 miles to go! Got to meet the mintiest fuckin people fuckin ever, meow she's down the road to Pittsburgh then new york, Maine New Hampshire! Wish a cripple luck!

Minty bunch of fuckers!

I'm drunk

The ferd fuckin made it!

8.5s left till the steam show!

Stunned n minty

Fuckin place is mint!

Got a caramel apple and fuckin off down the road!

15 hours till Pennsylvania fuck holes

Gunna runner through the night. Fuck it. I still haven't pooped yet, it's gunna be bad

I fucked up the word rear...

Hahaha, I blew past my turn off, I was crankin tunes and trying to hold a rowdy poop in, I guess I'm takin i90 the rest of the fuckin way! If I get shot of stabbed in Chicago, then I guess it's the...