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Fanboys: Surfabilly? Sure. Why Not

This week’s episode of Fanboys is a crime. The guys crush on some emo Canadians, trip out on a fuzzy surfy rockabilly band, and welcome some Czech listeners before making them regret their friend...

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Mario and the Red Baron Koopa

This is the episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! that Peanuts ripped off for years when they had Snoopy get into fights with the Red Baron. Sorry everybody, Mario got there first. Mark and ...

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More Headlines for You, Yes You, to Pose

Hello Everyone, 

      Below you will find the updated list of potential headlines to pose. If you see something you think you and some friends might be abl...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Kevin Seconds

Here's your ad free episode of the Hard Times Podcast! Happy Edge Day everybody! To celebrate Matt and Bill chat with 7 Seconds front man Kevin Seconds and talk edge, Eddie Money and stealing gear ...

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The Pitch Group: Episode 20 Michael Luis

Michael Luis joins The Pitch Group this week to talk about how he discovered the Hard Times and how he spends his time on the road playing with his bands, Blackwood Kings & Parasitic Twin. Make...

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Fanboys: PG-13 Punk

This week’s episode of Fanboys is good, clean fun for the whole family. The guys crash an AV club karaoke party, struggle to hear a teeny-tiny singer-songwriter, and deliver a much-needed guitar-...

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Koopa Klaus

It's October and you know what that means, Hallowe—Christmas episode? Really? Alrighty, then. King Koopa has kidnapped Santa Claus, frozen all the elves, and is generally wreaking havoc on the No...

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Start Your International Modeling Career by Posing for These Headlines

Hello everyone,
     Below is the updated list of all the headlines available for posing. At the top you have The Hard Times headlines, give them a look and if you see...

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Hard Times or Hard Drive?

Hey everyone, 

    So we want to make sure when we use your name in an article we put it in the vertical you support the most. Right now all names default to being pu...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Colin McFaull

Here's your ad free episode of the Hard Times Podcast! This week, Colin McFaull of Cock Sparrer joins Matt and Bill to talk about the 70’s, putting dirty words on merch, composing music for MMA f...

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The Pitch Group 19: Kyle Sekaquaptewa

The Pitch Group Podcast is joined by the very funny Kyle Sekaquaptewa! We talk about some of our favorites headlines from Kyle as well as Kyle’s unique introduction to the Hard Times. Thanks, as ...

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Fanboys: Father-Daughter Slam Dance

This week’s episode of Fanboys is heartwarming. No, seriously - some super positive vibes in this one. The boys get insulted by an ambiguously British person, shine a spotlight on the world’s p...

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Legend of Zelda: Doppelganger

Today’s live-action segment of The Super Mario Bros Super Show is so obscure that the best version we could track down is a subtitled Swedish video. As best as we can tell, Madonna’s car breaks...

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Headlines, Oh So Many Headlines That Need to be Posed

Hey we are back, thank you to all the Patrons that stuck around, and death to all those who left. Below are a list of headlines that are available to pose. These are first come, first served, so if...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Nate Newton

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! On todays podcast, Nate Newton of Converge, Cave In, and Doomriderschats with Matt and Bill about explaining punk to other dads, witches, bein...

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Pitch Group: Episode 18 Courtney Baka

Courtney Baka joins the Pitch Group Podcast this week to talk about stand up comedy, music and her introduction to the Hard Times. Make sure to catch Courtney at the 10,000 Laughs Fest. Oct.17-19 a...

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Fanboys: Classical Godzilla Studies

This week’s episode of Fanboys is noisy, misleading, and immoral. The fellas welcome back a returning caveman, get transported back to high school band class (but, like, the Japanese version), an...

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Mario Meets Koopzilla

Uuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The Super Mario Bros. Super Show does a racist one. Mario and Luigi head to the city of Sayonara...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Nobody

No guests today as Matt and Bill record the last podcast to talk about Shane Gillis. They also talk about the dredges of local comic Facebook groups and recap Riotfest. Make sure to preorder The Ha...

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Fanboys: Black Metal Grandpas

This week’s episode of Fanboys starts out pretty and gets progressively more disgusting. The boys groove to some coffee shop james, dive into the freelance jingle-writing industry, and apparently...

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Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold

Haha yes they do the WHOLE Irish thing. In today’s goddamn episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, there’s some leprechaun who's having bad luck because his pot of gold coins was stolen by...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Elliot Morrow

No Bill this week as Matt chats with Elliot Morrow of Gulch about the Bay Area hardcore scene and try to figure out if they played a show together. 

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The Pitch Group 16: Mark Roebuck

The Pitch Group is joined by Mark Roebuck! Mark chats a bit about how his love of video games gave him a little more unique path to the Pitch Group and much, much more!  Make sure to check out...

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Fanboys: Freestyle Dog Punching

This week’s episode of Fanboys is pretty much Hard Times: The Musical. The boys rip off the Mountain Goats, stumble upon a metal song that even Ty likes (incredible, we know), and painstakingly B...

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20,000 Koopas Under the Sea w/ Gene Park

The great Gene Park from the Washington Post joins us on our trip to Ocean World to discuss the Super Show's parody of pretty much any famous story involving boats! Kooptain Nemo and his evil bloop...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ CJ Ramone

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Matt and Bill are joined by none other than CJ Ramone and I’ll give you three guesses as it what they talk about. (Hint: It’s in his name)...

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The Pitch Group Episode 15: Dan Kozuh

The Pitch Group is graced by the wonderful Dan Kozuh! We talk about Dan’s work as an author and how he found the Hard Times through his own love of the satirical and comedic. Thanks, as always, f...

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Fanboys: Jordan Punkerson

This week on a highly political and polarizing episode of Fanboys, the guys out themselves as Harry Potter fans, hop on the Jordan Peterson dogpile, and hear the Good News about BatJesus. There’s...

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Hooded Robin and His Mario Men

The Super Show makes some wild choices with this Robin Hood themed episode, most notably transforming the legendary hero into a bird that does impressions. Mark and Jeremy enjoy Hooded Robin and th...

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The Hard Times w/ Jonah Ray

Here's your ad free episode of the Hard Times Podcast. Comedian Jonah Ray of Jonah Radio joins Matt and Bill to talk breaking edge, floral kung fu gis, the Hawaiian punk scene, MST3K, and all the p...

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