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The Pitch Group Episode 14: Bill Conway

Description- Our very own Editor-in-chief, Bill Conway is on the Pitch Group this week! No, it’s not a performance review for the cast, it’s just a lovely conversation about stand up, how the H...

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Fanboys: Keanu Raves

This week on a groovy and nostalgic episode of Fanboys, the boys celebrate a very contentious anniversary, hear an electronic tribute to America’s most talented actor, and reignite their dormant ...

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Legend of Zelda: That Sinking Feeling

This is one of the best episodes of the podcast ever. Mark and Jeremy lose their goddamn minds watching a truly awful episode of the Legend of Zelda in which Ganon drags all of Hyrule into the grou...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Louie Aronowitz

Composer extraordinaire Louie Aronowitz joins Matt and Bill for a very special episode. Buy our book ya freaks. https://thehardtim...

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The Pitch Group Episode 13: Writer/Comedian Sari Beliak

Writer and comedian Sari Beliak joins the Pitch Group this week to catch up with Eric and make a whole NEW friendship with Pat! Sari talks about working with the Hard Times, the Onion and Reductres...

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Fanboys: Barnburners and Stomachturners

This week on a diverse and schizophrenic episode of Fanboys, your favorite Hard Timers “answer” (read: attack and belittle) a letter from a listener, give a platform to a brilliant rising star ...

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Too Hot to Handle

Mark and Jeremy agree to agree that this episode of The Super Mario Bros Super Show kind of sucks. That, however, doesn’t stop them from having fun digging into this week’s very strange take on...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Dave Ross

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Today’s episode is filled with questions. Can Bill interview our guest, hilarious comedian Dave Ross, alone? Where did Matt go? How many peo...

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The Pitch Group Episode 12 Writer/Producer Sarah Pappalardo

Description- We have the pleasure of being joined this week by the incredible Sarah Pappalardo! Sarah is co-founder of the feminist satire site Reductress & co-author of “How to Win at Femini...

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Fanboys: War on War on Women

This week on a highly cultured and disturbing episode of Fanboys, the guys listen to a psychedelic soccer mom, get invited to the world’s most disgusting gallery opening, and learn a thing or two...

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Mario and Joliet

Suprise: this episode is dumb and bizarre! Mario and the gang find themselves in the story of Romeo and Juliet — er, I mean Romano and Joliet — and King Koopa's pulling the strings in an actual...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Lisa Root

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast!  We finally did a zine episode as Matt and Bill chat with New Noise Magazine EIC Lisa Root! They talk zines, inbred hometowns, zines, dri...

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The Pitch Group Episode 11 : Musician/Writer/Contributor Keith Buckley


This week on The Pitch Group we are joined by Hard Times contributer, Author and Lead singer of Every Time I Die and The Damned Things, Keith Buckley! We find out how Keith’s personal experie...

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Fanboys: The People vs. Harsh Noise

This week on a very dark and dangerous episode of Fanboys, the guys expose a psych-rock drug ring, try to reconcile emo with trumpet solos, and get violently assaulted by a harsh noise terrorist. T...

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Koopenstein

In the live action segment of today’s Super Mario Bros Super Show!, Susanna Ross (Yes, THAT Susanna Ross, the one they made up for this episode) has ditched her backup singers and knows just the ...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Eddie Sutton

Here's your ad free episode of this weeks Hard Times Podcast! Eddie Sutton of Leeway chats with Matt and Bill about addiction, Detox, Rikers Island, taint stabbing, having a dead guy’s bone in yo...

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Episode10: Photo Editor Extraordinaire Miranda Moriarty

The Pitch Group is joined by some Hard Times elite this week, Miranda Moriarty! We find out how she works her wonderful photo editing magic while helping run Jones Creek Brewing, her bar that is ...

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Fanboys: O Canaduh

On this week’s episode of Fanboys, the guys check out a jazzcore caveman, transform a metal song into a Canadian post-rock song, and chat aboot hangin’ oot with da boys in Montreal. They also s...

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Her Majesty's Sewer Service

"Names Mario. Mario Mario." That's right, we got a JAMES BOND parody on our hands! Secret agents Mario and Luigi battle against the evil Koopfinger in Spy Land after James BLOND (why?) is turned to...

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Hey Hey! More Headlines for You Poseurs

Hello everyone,

      Thank you all for your continued support. Here are some more headlines for you to pose. If you see a Hard Times headline you like email bil...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ David Knudson

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! David Knudson of Minus the Bear and Botched swings by to chat with Matt and Bill about live sampling, sentient pedalboards, van days, straight...

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The Pitch Group Episode 9: Comedian/Writer/Contributor Erin McLaughlin

This week on The Pitch Group we talk with Hard Times contributor, stand up comedian and writer Erin McLaughlin. We find out a lot about Erin’s Fiverr as well as her wonderful work, not only with ...

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Fanboys: Only 90s Kids Will Submit to This Show

In this episode, the Fanboys discuss traditional white people mating calls, get blown away by a music video, and marvel at the sad 90s kids who keep submitting music. And because you’re an offici...

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Sing For the Unicorn

It’s time for another animated Zelda episode! You know what that means, right? Yes, that’s right, Link is super horny! Like, hornier than we’ve ever seen him. In between the bits where he’s...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Brendan Kelly

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Brendan Kelly of The Lawrence Arms and The Falcon chats with Matt and Bill about @nihilist_arbys, being the favorite band of The Onion, OJ Sim...

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The Pitch Group Episode 8: Contributor Patrick Coyne

This week on The Pitch Group we talk with Hard Times contributor Patrick Coyne. We learn a lot about Patrick AND how healing crystals work. Check out the new lineup of TickerTape on tour this summe...

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Fanboys: Episode 6 (Everybody Dies a Dad Rocker)

This week, the Fanboys puzzle over kitschy cassette releases, receive a music submission at work, and realize that dad rock is evolving. And guess fucking what: because you’re one of our strong, ...

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The Pied Koopa

Mario and the gang are in PASTA LAND!!!! They've finally reached the Mecca of pasta-based religion and get to hang out in a place where the trees are forks and the leaves are spaghetti. It's truly ...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Luke O'Neil

Here's your ad free episode of the Hard Times Podcast! Musician and Writer Luke O’Neil joins Matt and Bill to talk about Massachusetts, sleeping through shows, the loss of Alt Weeklies, the right...

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