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The Pitch Group Episode 7: HT and Cracked Writer Jordan Breeding

This week on The Pitch Group we talk with Hard Times contributor and senior writer at Cracked.Com, Jordan Breeding. Make sure to follow his band at skywardband.com and as always, thanks for listeni...

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Fanboys: CALL FOR MUSIC SUBMISSIONS

Over the last couple months, the Fanboys have nearly run out of music to listen to/shit on, so they’re putting out a new call for submissions. And because you’re a Patreon subscriber, you get t...

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Fanboys: Goth’s Not Dead

This week on Fanboys, the guys rush to the defense of a beleaguered Bruce Springsteen, reluctantly crown a second Hall of Famer, and debate the true meaning of “goth.” This is another long one,...

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Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa…?

Today’s episode makes a whole bunch of no sense. Mario and Luigi go fishing, even though they have plans to go to the big plumber’s hoedown later that night.  All the prettiest girls in Br...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Walter Delgado

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Matt and Bill are joined by Rotting Out’s Walter Delgado to talk about prison and weight training. You know, light stuff.

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The Pitch Group Episode 6: Hawaii Punk with Kevin Tit

This week on The Pitch Group we talk with stand up comedian and musician Kevin Tit. From Hawaii, to Germany, to Washington DC, Kevin has experienced punk and comedy all over the world. He is the au...

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Fanboys: Give Up On Pop Punk

This week, the Fanboys insult at least two beautiful countries, commiserate with derivative pop-punk bands, and dig up a seven-year-old metal murder case. They also give Johnny Depp and Alice Coope...

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The Adventures of Sherlock Mario w/ Ashley Oh

The great Ashley Oh from The Polygon Show joins the pasta paisanos to discuss this intricately plotted homage to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s masterpiece Herlock Solmes. Professor Kooparity has ensla...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Nobody

Here's your ad free episode of the Hard Times Podcast.  No guests this week as Matt and Bill talk breaking edge, gush over their favorite MMA fighters, how cops are bad and lazy, and old man B...

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Pitch Group Episode 5: Tiana Miller

This week on The Pitch Group we talk with comedian, musician, and meme pioneer Tiana Miller. She is the author of the hit article Doom Metal Band Asks if They Have Time for One More Chord along wit...

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Fanboys: Anyone Can Write Grunge

This week, the Fanboys jam out to a Ford commercial, create a new genre called “trucker punk,” and wonder why indie musicians are so into Asian women. The guys went a little long this week, but...

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Two Plumbers and a Baby

In a story inspired by the hit 1987 film Three Plumbers and a Baby, Mario, Luigi, and Toad all learn the very obvious lesson that they are in no way equipped to care for a child, after a freak acci...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Jonathan Diener

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Jonathan Diener of The Swellers and Baggage joins Matt and Bill to talk craft coffee, playing music with misophonia, how to properly pronounce...

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A New Batch of Headlines For You, Yes You, to Pose.

Hello everyone,

      Thanks for the continued support, we have a new crop of headlines for your viewing pleasure. Also, we are bringing Metal Week back, long ti...

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Episode 4: Brendan Kirk

This week on The Pitch Group we talk with LA-based stand up comedian, actor, podcast host, and writer Brendan Krick. He has penned such hit articles as, These 5 Skrewdriver Songs Are Totally Proble...

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Fanboys: Episode 2

It’s only the second episode, and a rift is already growing between the Fanboys. On one side: Diego. On the other: people with normal human feet. This week, the boys argue about penny whistles vs...

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Legend of Zelda: Kiss’n Tell w/ The Completionist

YouTube all-star Jirard Khalil (The Completionist) joins us to discuss another legendary Legend of Zelda episode! Ganon sets off an evil plan to trick Link into turning into a frog by rescuing a wo...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Scott Vogel

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast. Matt and Bill talk poker, dads and personal white whales, and that’s even before their interview with Terror front man Scott Vogel! They tal...

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Episode 3: John Danek

John Danek is a comedy writer, musician, and web developer/producer for Team Coco. He’s written hit articles including Just Because I’m a Pantera Fan Doesn’t Mean I’m a Felon. But
Yeah,...

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Episode 2: Louie Aronowitz

Louie Aronowitz is a film score composer and musician who wrote hit articles including Benefit Concert to Save Guitar Center Features 97 Dudes Playing “Sweet Child O’ Mine,” Punk Dad Bribes C...

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Episode 1: Lauren Lavin

Welcome to The Pitch Group, the official behind the scenes Hard Times podcast. This week’s guest is comedy writer and Hard Times contributor Lauren Lavin, the author of countless hit articles suc...

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Fanboys: Episode 1

Welcome to Fanboys, a show where Hard Times contributors Edgar, Ty, and Diego listen to YOUR music and try to say something nice about it! In the first FULL episode (a Patreon exclusive!), the Fanb...

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Pirates of Koopa

“Hey, did we do pirates yet?” he asked the room full of Mario writers, to no response. “Fuck it." And with that, today’s episode of The Super Mario Bros Super Show was born. On today’s pr...

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New Headlines for Your Posing Pleasure

Hey everyone,

     Here we go again with another round of headlines. If you see a Hard Drive headline you like email jeremy@thehardtimes.net, if you see a Hard Times ...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Chris Dodge

Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Chris Dodge of Spazz, Angry White Boys and Slap A Ham records joins the guys to talk about punk roots, hanging with GG Allin BEFORE the show, ...

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Count Koopula w/ Woolie Madden

Woolie Madden (Castle Super Beast, Woolie Versus) joins us to discuss Mario and the gang's descent into the dark and spooky TURTLEVANIA! King Koopula and his tomato sauce-sucking vampires chase aft...

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The Hard Times Podcast: Punk Rock Bowling Recap

Here's your ad free episode of the Hard Times Podcast. No guest this week as Matt and Bill recap Punk Rock Bowling! They talk about all the bands they saw and Matt talks about poker and hookers so,...

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New Headlines to Feast Upon

Hello everyone, 

     If you take a gander down below you will see all the headlines open for posing. If you see a Hard Drive headline you want to pose email jer...

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Kootie Pie Rocks! W/ Mike Drucker

Comedian and writer Mike Drucker (The Tonight Show, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee) joins us for a very special episode as we break all the rules that we made up and reach ahead to an episode of th...

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The Hard Times Podcast w/ Brace Belden

Here's your ad free episode of the Hard Times Podcast. Brace Belden stops by from fighting for freedom and unions to talk to Matt and Bill about Kurds, beer unions and ISIS. Yes that ISIS.  View Post